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Enter the Clan Jiyapsi (pronounced "jee-up-suh-ee""), former Algerian nomads-cum-rags to riches story. The story focuses around two of the youngest Jiyapsis, Cekrallbe and Skrp-shrilla. Skrp-shrilla (prnounced "shup-allah") was adopted into the large Jiyapsi tribe, and is constantly harrassed for his unsightly left arm, which dangles from his shoulder uselessly; the reader assumes Skrp-shrilla's left arm, like a sticky piece of garbage that stays attached to your shoulder throughout one's life, should have been amputated when he was born. Instead his short, shribbled knub of an arm flails about with every step Skrp-shrilla takes, to the horror of passersby and filthy prostitutes whose favor Skrp-shrilla is always seeking, and whose shoes he is always stealing, providing comic occasional comic relief and certain torment for the prostitutes left to walk on bare feet sure to become gangrenous after having shunned Skrp-shrilla and his "moldy rope" of a left arm. Skrp-shrilla and his brother Cekrallbe, who, like his pet rodent Gnoshpen, the brawny sewer rat, is a worthy fencing partner who never knows when to stop yakking, is long on lugubrious self pity, yet inexplicably short on genuine altruism; readers are left pluming the seemingly bottomless pit that seems to comprise the living allowances of the dogged young Jiyapsi cousins, whose well-timed and kindly donations to the 700 Club's Thanksgiving Telethon Praiseathon provide a much needed relief (for those of us who vicariously delight in the fictional holiday charity givings of wealthy viewers of Pat Robertson's supremely important telethons).
I confess I've been fucked as a bottom boy by two older guys before. I didn't know either well, but I use to cam2cam with guys regularly and strip for them. Looking back on it, it was unbelievable faggotry how much I enjoyed stripping and having older dudes tell me how hot I am then jizz to me.
So I eventually just meet up with a guy and got fucked by him. He was femi and it was weird, and I told myself I'd never do it again. I threw away the tight underwear I use to wear to show off, and deleted my account I used to chat with these guys. 8 months later I was incredibly horny and had stupidly started another chat, and one guy I was talking to lived really close by. It seemed like whatever, maybe it be okay so I agreed to meet up.
It was so gay. I hated having a cock in my ass, it hurts and feels gross. Dudes are also ugly, I was never attracted to them. Surprisingly, the most enjoyable part is sucking dick. It's kind of gross but doesn't really taste like anything, and you know how much the guy is enjoying it. That's what turned me on, the guy loving all of what I was doing.
I realized I'm not even gay. I don't like guys, I never go around and look at guys and think "he's hot", but I liked the attention and how much the guys I was talking to enjoyed me(Vicarious enjoyment).
Never told anyone I'd done all this really gay shit, prob still got pictures out there of me with those tighty underwears showing off.
I learned a lot about these cam whores though, since I basically was a gay version. It's a really weird but awesome thrill you get doing that.
Anyway, I'm not gay but have had gay sex. I wonder how many guys are like me...
Do people jerk off to cartoon rapesnuff ?? like when you watch shit like that is it for sexual reasons or for like.. vicarious (not explicitly sexual) experience reasons?
I just ask because stuff like hanging - thats a pretty popular fetish for some unknown reason. Like what's sexual about watching someone hanging? It doesn't hit that part of my brain which is why I am questioning is it even sexual at all is it more so you can vicariously feel the experience through visual mediums?
I've been watching some lately, simply for 'wtf' value - but now i'm thinking wtf are people getting out of this other than WTF?!
I just started a website so I can market custom fetish literature short stories. I'm pretty excited about that. As an exhibitionist, it makes me happy to know people may very well get off on my writing. It's a vicarious thrill, and I'll relish every second of it!
I am glad Casey Anthony got off, just because it seems to upset all these morons who live vicariously through Nancy Grace. Self righteous assholes.
Chris Vicary (nee Shaffer),
i hate you so much that every time i masturbate, every time i fuck my girlfriend, the one thing i think of as i cum is me jerking off on your face. god, it would be so amazing to cum on your face. all my hate shooting out in the form of my cum.
it's funny that i think of that when i'm cumming, because every other time, i imagine fucking you. it's hard, and we're both loving it, but i manage to cum inside your pussy just a few seconds before your orgasm, so i just stop and walk away. and never ever talk to you again.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE. i hope every guy here jerks off on your face while you sleep!!