I'm a policeman, and I feel disrespected on this site. I'm the thin blue line between you nice white folk and the hordes of crack-addled black gangsta. If I was on the beat, your daughters would be raped for wearing those slutty clothes, your wives would be nigger bitches, and you yourselves would be cowering in shame and calling those beautiful black men "Massah".
It's policeman like me would keep those uppity black people underfoot. If it wasn't for me beating up the crack-heads and pimps and hos and homeless, mentally disturbed filth on the streets, you nice white folk would be too afraid to get out of your nice, neat, picket-fenced houses. So show me some respect!
