Hi Guys,

I just need some advice here im a 30yo married man.i have a 20yo girl that lives close to me and for some reason she has got it twisted in her mind shes in love with me.we have never had sex we have never did anything all tho shes tryed several times.Now the final straw is shes tryed to add my wife on facebook and shes doing weird things on my wife facbook just cause she knows im going to find out.how do i stop her and get it through to her im not into her?

Please help because my wife is the most amazing woman ive ever met even tho shes a bitch to me sometimes and yea daphanie i just figured out you turn the logger back on lol i was trying to figure out ways to really get you but i didint wanna be to mewan to my amazing beautiful wife

best prank ever???

This has probably been covered elsewhere, but what's up with motherless not showing the duration of the videos on the thumbnail pages? Why in the fuck would the admins take away helpful information? Is it none of my damn business how long a video is?

Clearly, the admins don't understand that I need a reason to click to Motherless, rather than to their manifold competitors. Clearly, they don't understand that the duration of a video helps me determine if I want to watch it.

Recent changes have made Motherless far less attractive for me, and removing the video duration info is juuuuust about the last straw.

So, everybody, enjoy your scat videos, the profoundly pathetic people on the boards, and the same old content that you can get anyplace else.

Motherless, you're dead to me.

99.999% sure this is impossible, but I'll ask anyway.

I had favorited one of my favorite pictures of all time, but it has disappeared. I assume that it was deleted by the OP. Didn't save the pic on my system so I'm pretty sure it's gone. Is there any way for normal users like myself to see when something is removed from a gallery or favorite?

Grasping at ephemeral straws here. The pic looked exactly like someone I know, in such a beautiful nude pose. It's not her, but still.

Sorry I wasted your time by having you read this far, pic's gotta be toast. Off to manually browse every pic on the board! ;)

Wwyd to my sexy young sister? Shes 21 now and recently moved out because my parents were sick of her always bringing guys over and last straw was she brought some black guy home while my parents were out of town and came home early randomly and caught her putting her clothes back on in her room while this random black boy was under her sheets naked. 

This scene from straw dogs always gets me going

I confess i work at a public library and today i was sitting at the front desk and this lady was asking me questions about the computer and i was digging in my ass the whole time. Eventually we walked over to the computer she was using and she was sitting staring at the monitor while i guided her help. She wasnt looking when i rub my finger all over the mouse and the tip of the straw in her soda. Dumb bitch, no drinks in here.

From time to time I write about this because it makes me laugh.

I went to college with a set of twins, most people think identical, they were fraternal, brother and sister. He was sort of her inside guy and would admit which guys had what crush, turn one etc. She was his inside source providing female intel. All said including them the group was 10 of us. As a total joke... honestly a joke...  someone made a glory hole in one of the dorm closets. They had a spare door, so stupid college shit there it is.

The plan was we draw straws, female goes in the closet, male outside of it, definite handjob, more if you felt like it. No talking, no sound, 10 minutes each. To ease minds he told his sister we rigged it, so each person had their crush. And in truth we did rig it. Halloween prank, stupid college kid shit, paired them up so she'd give her brother a handjob. He had no clue, she had no clue, only a 3 of us knew (me, 1 other guy, 1 girl).

Perfect plan until after it happened. She told her friend it went from hand job to blowjob to fucking real quick. She hadn't planned on fucking, didn't have a wrap, and was disappointed because he didn't last long and blew it in her but she wasn't worried since she's on the pill. Once we realized what happened we swore not to talk about it ever again. I said my crush did way more and I didn't last. So did the other guy. This provided cover. We kept a close eye on both, didn't want that secret out and possible self harm.

But yeah played a prank and Murphy's Law it royally backfired and her own twin creampied her. Thank god she was on the pill! Taking that one to my grave!

I haven’t mentioned before that I love to smoke meth occasionally and have secret sex. I accidentally stumbled on smoking meth a few years ago. I went with a friend to a friends house to get some weed and when my friend and I walked in, there were 2 guys and a woman smoking something I had never seen before. I had heard of it but never smoked it. My friend said go ahead and try it. It will make feel like no other feeling you have ever had. Peer pressure go to me and everyone was looking at me. The 3 spun ones had a strange look in their eyes as the looked at me and took turns making clouds. When it came my turn they showed me how to spin the bowl so as not to burn it. The smoke started swirling and then they told me to start inhaling slowly in and I did until I couldn’t hold any more. My eyes got wide and I blew out the smoke. It was a wonderful feeling. Within a few minutes I could feel myself getting horny. After a few more puffs of the clouds, I was on fire! I felt so good and so very horny unlike any horniness I have ever experienced. I have chased that feeling ever since. I spent 5 hours with them before I New it. Durning this time one of the young men in his 20’s invited me to another room where we could smoke some of his personal. Once in the room we started smoking like before but this time he showed me how to take a shotgun hit from him. He blew his smoke he had inhaled into my mouth with the straw. After a couple of times of that I couldn’t handle being that close to him and looking in his eyes and use the straw any longer.he took a big hit and then pressed his lips to mine and blew in. The sensation of our lips touching was intoxicating. At this point I was good and ready to fuck and we did. Mmmmm it was one of the best stimulating sexual experiences ever. I will never forget how his dick felt pushing into my pussy for the first time spun out. I bought some and took with me when we finally left. My girlfriend that was with me liked it as much as I did so she and I stop and bought a couple of pipes and went to her house and started smoking again and we started the same shotgun method and before you know it we were kissing and groping one another and panting with lust for one another. This is the first time we ate each other out. I’m telling you it is a very wickedly powerful drug.

Has anyone had a similar experience?

Roommate/Best Friend's Girlfriend

Around 10 years ago, I had broken up with my GF and was looking for a place to live. My best friend Mike told me he could rent me the 2 back rooms in the house he was renting with his then GF, Rachel. I jumped at the chance for many reasons, plenty of space at a cheap price and I can live with two of the people I hung out with all the time anyway. So, I did it. We used to party every night, smoked herb, drank, sometimes X or Molly. It was fabulous!

One night, we were all on X and Mike's brother, John, had brought a few of his friends over. So, John and I are inhaling nitrous oxide and we're high as the sky. He takes a blast and asks, "Has Rachel sucked you off yet?". I was like, what?! He laughed, he was like, "Bro, she gives absolute BOMB head!" I said, how do you know? He laughed, "Her and her twin sisters used to suck my cock all the time. I'm the one who introduced her to my brother" I said, and he knows she sucked you off? He said, "No way! I shouldn't have said anything. This nitrous really loosens your tongue!" I laughed, but kept this piece of crucial information in the back of my mind.

A few weeks later, I was nodding in and out in front of the tv on the living room couch. Mike was in bed asleep and Rachel was at work. I started to think about her and touch myself. (I did this often, even before I moved in). Before I could really get going, I heard her pulling into the driveway. So, I laid back down and pretended I was sleeping... BUT I pushed my raging thick 7.5" italian boner out through the leg of my shorts. I was kind of terrified to be honest, but I figured I could always say, I was asleep, I had no idea! Her key hit the lock and the door swung open. I could tell she saw it because she inhaled sharply and stood in the doorway for about 30 seconds looking. I could hear her walking past me very slowly, so I didn't wake up. As she opened their bedroom door, she stopped and stared again for a few moments. Then softly closed the door. I waited about a half hour shut off the tv and went to bed.

Literally, a day or 2 later, Mike had left for work and Rachel was in the shower. Now, every time she took a shower, I came out of my rooms to the main house, because she often wrapped herself in a towel and walked from bathroom to bedroom and I loved catching a glance. Well, I was in the kitchen and this morning she walked out naked! When she rounded the corner and saw me, she stopped. She looked surprised, "I didn't know you were home!" I laughed, "Now you know". She gave me the eyes and went to her bedroom. She left the door open and called out, "Are you off today?" I popped my head through the door and told her no, but I was on Friday. She was walking around the room, totally nude, bending over to make sure I see her ass, cupping her breasts, looking in the mirror. She's was totally nonchalant. "Cool, I'm off too." And she gave me the sweetest smile ever.

Friday morning, I wake up to a sound like something scratching/rubbing my door. I rubbed my eyes, got up and opened the door. Before I even knew what was happening, Rachel gently pushed her way into the room and shut the door. "Good morning!" she smiled and her eyes sparkled. This was the first time she had been in my room. She pushed me back until I sat on the bed, then she pushed my legs apart until she was between my knees. I moved the window blinds to see if Mike's car was there. "Don't worry, he's gone" She smiled.

She put her warm hands on my lap and licked her lips. I said, "What are you doing?" She bit her lip and confessed, "I've always liked you, but the other night you were sleeping on the couch when I got home and... I saw your cock. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it." She looked down at my stiffening penis, giggled nervously and licked her lips.

Always bold, I said, "You mean this here?" and pulled it out. It was hard and pointing right at her face. She stared at it and stopped smiling. "Kiss it." I said, and she puckered her lips and kissed the head, then all around the head, her tongue started darting in and out, getting it harder and wet. Then she put the entire head in her mouth and did that tongue swirl. It felt so amazing. I could NOT believe this was happening, as I have always wanted to fuck Rachel and here she was actually worshipping my cock. I gently pulled it out of her mouth and slid it back and forth on her lips, every now and then she would stick her tongue out and tickle right under the head. She was lightly tracing her fingernails on my ballsack and it felt so good.

I pulled my cock back and tested her submissiveness again, "Lick my nuts", and she immediately obeyed, first kissing then licking them, while holding my cock. She looked right in my eyes this whole time, loving how I was getting off on this. I was so excited and knew I wouldn't be able to last too long.

"Now, suck it. Slowly." She responded by taking every inch down her throat. At first, it wouldn't fit, but she wiggled her head as she opened her throat and took it all in... and held it there, while playing with my balls. She held it until she needed breath, then took it all the way down her throat again, holding it there again. It was the deepest my cock had been down a woman's throat and she obviously loved it, so I started pumping softly to try and get it deeper. She moaned as I pumped her throat and her eyes glazed over. She truly was made to suck cock.

I started moaning and she stopped for a second. "Tell me when you're gonna cum", she said, throating me again. This went on for another few minutes and finally, I started groaning, "I'm gonna cum." I figured she wanted to know cause she didn't want to swallow, but she actually pulled it out of her throat and sucked HARD like from a straw while I came in her mouth. When I was done, she opened her mouth to show me how full it was of my cum and then gulped it down with an "Mmm". She milked my dick of every drop and licked it up.

She kissed my cock again and stood up. I thanked her and she said she had to run a few errands, but that she'd be back in an hour or two and would have more time to play. I played it cool, but when she shut the door, I looked in the mirror and mouthed, "YES!!!!"

When I have sex with my husband I steal the cum filled condoms and suck the cum out with a boba straw. He has no idea that I do this.

Here's A pretty funny video I found just as one of my boards was deleted. Taxation debate with straw men. Know how you money is used.