I'm looking for a scat video that I saw months ago, but cannot find now. In it were 2 guys and a woman. They were in a garage with a sofa and a rug, with one of them handling the camera. In the video the woman blows one of the guys, after which she climbs up on the sofa and takes a shit on a plate that the guy is holding under her. At the end one of them sticks a stick of incense in the shit.

Can anyone help me find this video again?

While I comment mostly on politics here, there is a PBS program that I'd like to discuss that I believe deserves mention for its stellar presentation, and narration;

The Pioneers of Television

I have a tremendous respect and admiration, nay a soft spot, for the generations that have come before me. One of the generations I admire most is, The Greatest Generation. These people grew up in an America, and also a Germany, an England, an India, a Brazil, very different from the ones that we know today. As an American, I'll speak from what I know of in my own country. Many of The Greatest Generation grew up as what we would consider today as abysmally poor. A good deal of them grew up in homes without electricity, much less any other modern convenience.

When their country called on them during WWII, they not only willingly left their homes & everything they knew, many for the first time, but did so patriotically even going to fight for the freedoms of other countries like France, Holland, England, The Phillippines, and etc. Many of these brave men still lie in graves scattered all around the world. The wives and girlfriends worked tirelessly in munitions and airplane factories to support their country. When they came home with their battle scars, they and their wives made families and set about, without complaint, to built the most free and prosperous country the world had ever known. They saw to it that they and their neighbors were clothed and fed. They built and housed their families in the best housing they could afford. They brought us arguably the most fantastically styled cars in history during the 1950's. Art, culture and education exploided with The Greatest Generation. They dressed with pride and treated one another respectfully. And all of this was done through hard work, sheer grit & determination, and rugged individualism.

When television first began in the last 1940's, no one, including the fledgling televison industry, knew quite what it should be. I know in todays world of laptops, iPhones, & tablets that seems amazing. Many of the first t.v. shows were current/ events / news shows, or the comedy of successful, well established Vaudeville & radio acts bringing their routines to the small screen. Shortly after this, the idea of playing games on t.v. for the viewer to watch was given a try. To gain viewer interest, producers gave prizes away to contestants, &/or they showed known celebrities playing the game as with one of the first t.v. game shows, "What's My Line?".

For me, seeing well established old time Vaudevillians like Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Milton "Uncle Milty" Berle, Jackie Gleason, & Red Skelton working their hearts out to make people laugh on live t.v. is still some of the best television ever! And it was ALL live! If a performer screwed up....guess what?... it was seen by thousands, & sometimes millions of people. My favorite all time television moment happened late one night, long before I was even born. A young comedian took a chance and decided to host a show that came on late at night when all the other stations where off the air, showing test patterns. The show was called "Tonight!" on the National Broadcasting Network (NBC). The young comedian was the late, Steve Allen. It was a big risk, because who knew if hard working Americans in the late 1950's would stay up to watch t.v. that late at night? In those days of live t.v., most of the shows had monitors off camera, so that the performer could see what the viewer was seeing, and could then make any adjustments to the performance that might be needed. As he began his routine, Mr. Allen glanced into the live monitor and got a glimpse of how ridiculous he looked. This single item became the downfall of the segment for Steve Allen, and gave us one of the singularly most hilarious moments in television history! I've seen this probably 100 times, & it still makes me laugh so hard that it brings me to tears:

youtube.com/watch?v=YaNxy4wDv1k

For me, old t.v. shows, old movies, & books are like a time machine into our shared past. With life as busy as it is today, it's sort of like we're all living in a fog. What these programs & movies do for us is they give us a "magic sword". We're able to take that sword, cut through the fog of modern life, and have a clear view, almost magically of what came before us, like a window. In Jan. 2013 PBS will be replaying these epic shows. So folks I encourage you to stop, take a moment and make yourself some popcorn, and sit down with me to enjoy and revel in the history of The Greatest Generation & the wonderment of,

The Pioneers Of Television

-redrocker

I am a 23yo MWF Im 5'4 100# long golden blonde hair (natural) with blue eyes. My measurements are 34B-24-34. I was at a party with my husband and he introduced me to a guy he knew who suggested that I might be interested in doing some commercial modeling. He gave me his card and said to call if I was interested. I have a very good figure and I take care keeping myself in shape by working out 4 or 5 times a week. Needless to say I was really flattered that he would say I was modeling material. Later on the night my husband and I were having sex and he said I should really look into doing the modeling. I was out of work and we could certainly use the extra income. I told him I would give his friend a call in the morning.

The next morning after my husband had left for work I got the business card out of my purse and called my husbands friend. Carl answered the phone and we got into the discussion of me coming in to do some sort of screen test photo shoot. It just so happened that he had an opening that morning and if I was free he could get me in today. I had nothing to do that day so I said sure. Carl gave me the address which was in an office complex in the San Fernando Valley area. I got off the phone and took a shower and drove to the address Carl had given me and got there exactly on time. Carl met me outside and had me follow him into this plain looking office building. We walked down the hall and went into his office suite. He had a receptionist there, a cute Asian girl about 20yrs old who was very sweet and polite. Carl left me in the waiting room and went back into his office. I sat in the waiting area for about 10 mins before the door opened and out came this beautiful black girl who looked a little shaken or nervous. I don't know which but Carl came out behind her and said we would be in touch. The girl quickly left the office without even looking up at me.

Carl extended his hand to me and said Jennifer come on in. I looked at the Asian girl and smiled and she said good luck! I smiled and said thank you and walked into Carl's office. Carl is a tall taned guy who is ruggedly good looking about 6'1 big chest and shoulders. He looks like he would have played football in his younger years. Carl was about 40 years old. I looked around Carl's office and he had all these photos of beautiful girls who were obvious models. Some were clothed while some were not. I got to thinking what type of modeling did Carl have in mind for me? The office had a black leather couch on one wall opposite Carl's desk. On the desk was a mini tripod with a video camera mounted on it as well as another camera on another tripod in the corner.

I sat on the couch and Carl began asking me questions about modeling and what I would like to do. Then he asked me about how I felt about nudity. I told him I was comfortable in my own skin and didn't have a problem with it. Carl told me that I could make anywhere from $1000 to $5000 a day if I was truly interested in commercial modeling. I told him I'd do it if I could make that much. He then said that he needed to take pictures of me and do a short video. I told him fine and Cal began taking photos of me. He told me to stand and do some poses and I followed his lead. I was wearing a short black skirt with a white top that was sheer and see through. I had on black heels to match. I was really getting into the modeling when carl said ok now take off your shirt. I stopped and looked at him and asked do I need to? And he said yes . I thought about it and decided teh money was worth it. I slowly unbuttoned my shirt and took it off and put it on the desk. Now the skirt he said. I took it off as well. I was now standing in this mans office in my bra and panties feeling all vulnerable. He took some more photos of me bending over then he told to sit on the couch and lift my legs up over my head and spread my legs . I was not expecting this but i did what he said. They he pressed further and said for me to remove my bra and panties. I told him I had never been naked in front of any other man besides my husband. My husband and I met in high school when i was 15 and I was a virgin. We got married 2 years ago and I had never been with any other man besides him. Carl smiled and said I understand. He then asked me again to take them off. I hesitated then said what the heck and I stood up and turned arounf then took them off. I stood with my back to carl so he could only see my ass. Then carl walked up to me and pushed me towards the couch. Kneel on the edge of the couch and rest your arms on the back he said. I did this and he said now raise your ass up. I did this as well all the while my heart was beating out of my chest. I heard a few clicks of the camera and then I looked over and Carl had turned on the video cam. Face the wall please he said. Now Carl's voice was a bit firmer. I did as he said then he came up behind me and asked me how I felt right now.
I feel scared I said. Why are you scared he asked? I don't know but I am. He said don't worry I won't hurt you. Then I heard his zipper come down and I was like oh no he's going to rape me! What are you going to do I asked? Don't worry Jen I'm not going to hurt you. It's all part of teh screen test he said. He then slid his hand between my legs and felt my smooth pussy. I had just shaved it smooth yesterday for my husband as he likes that young look. I couldn't believe another guy as touching my most private area. Then I felt his finger enter me. Mmmm he said nice and wet. I couldn't believe my body was betraying me. You like sex Jen? Yes I said. Good. I told him I had never had another man before. He laughed and said that my husband was a very lucky man. Then I felt his cock touch my pussy. I nearly jumped. Hold still he said and I felt his cock enter my pussy. I braced myself and bit my lower lip as I felt carl's hands on my hips and his cock pressed deeper in me. He was moving in and out really slowly. Carl squeezed my ass while he slid in and out of my pussy. I could feel his entire length slide in my pussy making me feel things I had only felt with my husband. Carl's cock was larger than my husbands adn I never knew such feelings as I was feeling at that moment. My mind wanted it to stop but my body said no keep going. I love my husband but my body was loving this new cock even more. Carl began fucking me faster and faster slamming his cock in and out. I couldn't hold back any longer and I started moaning and grunting and groaning with every thrust. I was giving in to my animal instincts. Oh yes fuck me fuck me harder I said. Was I crazy? Why was I acting like this? I was about to cum and I said I'm cumming and Carl fucked me harder as I came on his cock. My legs were shaking as I continued to experience one of the best orgasms I had ever experienced.

Carl pulled out of me and I turned around and immediately began sucking his slimy cock. His cock was all wet from my own pussy juice and cum. That's it baby suck my cock. You're a good little whore aren't you? He asked. I looked up at him while sucking his 8" cock in my mouth and nodded my head. You like sucking cock? Yes I nodded again. You want more? I again nodded yes. He took his cock out of my mouth and took my hand and led me to his desk and had me bend over on his desk. Carl then got behind me and spread my ass cheeks and rubbed some lube on my ass. I immediately know what was coming. I had only tried anal once before and my husband failed miserably. I told Carl I hadn't done this before. Carl said don't worry I'm going to fuck your asshole right.

Carl then positioned his cock at the entrance of my virgin asshole and pushed in slowly. I could feel my tight ass open and accept him. It was tight and then he pushed further into me. This is when it all began to hurt badly. The pain was intense. I asked him to wait and to stop but it was too late. Carl was now pounding my asshole with his massive cock. I began to cry and yelp with each thrust in my virgin ass. It was obvious that anyone in the waiting area could hear me as I was being fucked. Carl told me I had the tightest ass he had ever fucked and that included some younger girls he fucked before. I held onto the desk as he continued to fuck me. After a few mins the pain subsided and I was now liking this new found act. I began reaching back and spreading my cheeks trying to take more of his cock in me. Carl laughed and said your going to do great in this business. I said what business is that and he said Escort and Porn business! I couldn't believe it this was an audition to become an escort and work in porn. I let my head fall in shame as Carl emptied his load up my ass. When he pulled out I felt his load run out and down my legs. I lay there knowing I was just fucked by a stranger for the first time and I was shocked that I actually enjoyed it. I got dressed and went to leave and Carl asked me. So what do you think? I told him I would think about it.

So here I am thinking about it. It has been two weeks since the interview and I haven't said anything to my husband about it. What should I do. What do you think I should do?

Sorry, this is a long post but just had to share.

Just want to thank ML for reinvigerating a 40ish UK couples sex life! What with work, house, young kids, family etc sex was very occasional and even then it was a 5 minute quickie or a fumble! I’ve always watched porn as it’s a good stress relief - nothing sick or unusual, pretty straight forward. Wife knew and would watch sometimes for a few minutes, but never really got it.

I found ML about 2 months ago and watched for a few weeks to get an idea what it was all about. Appreciate a lot of it is made up and fantasy, but just something about it was different. Mentioned to my wife and she had a look with me one night. Well…fuck me did she not start feeling horny as we read through the boards! Before I knew it she had my cock out sitting on the settee and giving it a good polish. Shot a load pretty quick! A few more evenings, the same - cock out, might jack me off or if she was really horny she’d suck my cock, but wouldn’t let me finish on her because of the mess! Sometimes I’d get to finger her pussy at the same time.

Just before Christmas I suggested something different - each watch ML on a separate device but sit in different chairs. She seemed up for it! Both start watching at the same time and give each other suggestions for boards to look at. I was always first at opening my jeans to get my cock out. Shortly after, she’d start rubbing her pussy through her leggings and eventually her hand would go inside her leggings. Half watching my wife play with hereself and reading the boards at the same time was fucking hot. Eventually I had to go over and she’d jack my cock for a while and we’d have great sex on the settee. This went on the same for a while.

It also had changes during the day. The odd grab of arse cheek from both of us, walking past me she’d brush her hand against my cock, I’d sometimes grope a boob - just small things like that that has put me in a permanent state of semi (literally) arousal!

However, things changed up a gear on Christmas Day. My family were round for dinner. I was in the kitchen tidying up when she walked past me and did a quick arse grab and went into the utility room to get another bottle. She shouted me in thinking she needed a hand with something but no…..she undid my jeans and starting to stroke my cock. I couldn’t quite believe it as my parents, brother and his family were sitting about 12 feet away. I grabbed her tits which got her excited, but someone came into the kitchen so we had to stop. Family left about 2 hours later. Didn’t take long and we were on the living room rug in a 69 - hadn’t done that in nearly 20 years! She rolled off and a slipped my wet cock into her pussy and came hard quickly after.

Back to teasing each other using ML after Christmas, but New Year’s Day her family were here for dinner. Noticed wife was wearing a knee length skirt and shoes with a slight heel which showed off her nice calfs. Things she doesn’t really wear. Later on I had to use our en suite as the kids were in the bath with her mother kneeling next to the bath playing games with them! When I came out my wife was in the bedroom and said she had a surprise. I thought we can’t have sex just now with her family in the house! She pushed me onto the bed and she lifted her skirt! She wasn’t wearing any knickers and she had shaved her pussy smooth. Never seen her hairless in 20 years! I just about nutted in my pants. All she said was “new year, new look”!

We went downstairs are were sitting at the tabled and couldn’t stop thinking about her sitting there with no knickers and a beautiful clean pussy. Her family eventually left, and as soon as the door was closed she was on her knees in the hall with my cock in her mouth as she lifted the front of her skirt and played with her clit! Into the living room she sat on an armchair with one leg over the arm. I ate her pussy and tongue fucked her for about 30 minutes. It just tasted and felt so different. She then knelt on the settee and wanted me to enter her pussy from behind. Pushed her skirt up and opened her arse to get entry, but I dropped a blob of spit on her arsehole which made her jump. I quickly squeezed my cock into her tight arse as she protested, swinging her arm back to punch me in the hip a few times. Eventually she was moaning like a whore rubbing her pussy with her face in a cushion so not to wake the kids. I wasn’t quick enough to pull out so shot a huge load in her arse, what a mess as she squeezed it out dripping over her wet pussy. She wasn’t happy at the mess and have only had anal a handful of times when drunk as she’s not that into it.

A few days of teasing and sex followed, but last night while she was rubbing her pussy through her dress she jumped up from the chair and I thought she was going to come over, but she turned around and pulled up her long stretchy dress and knelt on the settee. With a look I’ve never seen before, she looked over her shoulder and told me to fuck her arse as she pulled her knickers to one side. I duly obliged and she kept telling me not to cum in her arse! I pulled out and entered her glistening wet pussy and stroked her hard while grabbing her bid swinging mum tits, until I felt her pussy begin to grab my cock as she again moaned into a cushion. She orgasmed on my cock which made me shoot the biggest load I can remember deep into her dripping pussy , my balls hurt so much after I came!

I’m just glad I got the snip about 5 years ago as I worked out I’ve shot a load in her pussy 19 times in the last mouth. That would certainly have resulted in child3!! Never had that much sex, not even as a teenager!

Next thing is she doesn’t know I’ve posted this as she’s not on line yet (dealing with one of the kids acting up going to bed!). Can’t wait to see her reaction when she realises it’s us! There is some risk as she said although she likes reading the boards and seeing the pics, she would never post anything!

You ever fuck a woman a few days after she shaves? You know, the stubble growing back, thousands of pins and needles poking at your cock, but feeling the pleasure of her warmth and wetness once you're fully inside her? I had an experience with this one woman, and it was insane. I actually had rug burn on my cock because of all of the agitation of her pubes growing back. Instead of saying, "hey, I'm getting way to chafed," and stopping I continued. She saw how swollen, red and raw it was, she was a bit embarrassed and apologized - but still, I continued on. I mounted her and came deep inside her, my cum burned the hell out of me - my cock was on fire! It took a good week to heal. My thing is, while I used to like my women shaved - dealing with a hairy woman is much better then dealing with pins and needles poking into your cock and shredding the fuck out of it. I'll ask women who are hairy by nature - please, for the love of anything sacred if you want to have a bare pussy, get the damn thing waxed the day you have sex. While that was the worst I've ever damaged my cock, I've fucked women with full pubes and never got as raw as I did with stubble.
The next woman who has stubble, I'm getting shaving cream and a razor and making sure she's smooth. Exploding deep inside a woman when your cock is tore up feels like someone dumped rubbing alcohol on your cock and lit it on fire. Not recommended.

looking for a specific video set...

a young blonde woman; most likely russian.

video takes place in a bedroom with a red rug on the wall as a background.

also has a terrible aerosmith song playing... dont wanna close my eyes dont wanna fall asleep blah blah

thought i had all 4 of this wonderful sluts videos saved but cant find em

u win the internets with a link

I must confess, I don't shave anything. My balls are growing a beard and my facial beard is coming in nicely. I don't shave my chest, I don't shave my nipples, I don't shave anything with one small exception: my shaft. I do shave that every morning since I'm so hairy I have small hairs growing on it and I believe the shaft should be clean. Everything else? I leave alone.

I also have to confess that I do not mind hairy women, and I'm pleased when they keep a rug down there. I can understand women shaving their legs, and I don't mind it either way. Women should only have to shave their facial hair. I do not mind anything else.

So I'm on vacation in Florida and last night I answered a Craigslist ad for a girl that was "DTF" (Down to fuck) and was just 30min from my hotel. We emailed and eventually skyped to see each other before we met. Not the hottest of the hot, but then, I wasn't expecting Top Model quality on Craigslist!! So about 10:30PM, we plan to meet at the bar across from my hotel. She's there right on time. Not bad..little bigger than I expected, I mean tall. Like 5'9" but she's wearing this one piece sun dress and her fake huge tits are just exploding out of it.

We have a drink, talk, I'm about to order another and she says, enough with the chit chat, lets go to your room.

We get to the room, I'm bout to kiss her when she pulls me to the bed, drops to her knees, pulls my shorts off and starts sucking me off. I got hard instantly. Chick knew what she was doing. squeezing and pulling my balls with one hand, other hand stroking my cock as she sucked and licked the tip. She pulls off her sundress and wraps her huge tits around my cock. I hold her head down so my head goes in and out of her mouth between her tits. (To be honest, this part really wasn't doing it for me. Her fake tits were hard, nothing like the real thing ladies!!) Anyway, I'm horny, so I'm still hard as fuck. She grabs a condom from her purse and slides it on with her mouth. Gets some type of lube-gel on it and strokes me to keep me hard. She then gets up and bends over and pulls her panties off......and then I see it!!

Yep, boys and girls.....Tranny cock swinging away between her legs! WTF!

Before I can even react she pulls my cock to her asshole and pushes back on me. I actually backed away a little at this point, and she says..."Fuck My ass Daddy!!" And I just closed my eyes and pictured a girl!

I grabbed her hips and pushed my cock straight into her...right to the balls.

She screamed and moaned and said..."don't move" I stood there for what seemed like an eternity and then she started to move back and forth slowly, then faster...then she yelled..."Fuck me Hard Daddy, Use My ass like it's a fuck doll!"

I just couldn't contain myself. I grabbed her hips and pounded her tight hole for a good 10 minutes before I said I was cumming. She asked if the condom was still on, I said Yes, she said, cum in me! so several thrusts later, I filled that condom like a fucking water balloon in her ass,

I pulled out of her ass, condom still on, I didn't even want to look at her, and went into the bathroom to clean up. about 2minutes later, while in there I hear her say ...."Thanks for the fun,,,,Bye!" and the door shut.

I wait a minute to be sure she is gone and come out of the bathroom. Yep, gone. also gone is the money I had on the tv stand. (was like $4.00 and change, so w/e) but she also fucking jizzed on the rug at the end of the bed!

So that's my one and only and hopefully last tranny story!

In hind site, I was really shocked she was a tranny, she just didn't look like a guy at all, well, except for the penis and balls!

No more Craigslist hookups for me!!

One time, I was playing battlefield 2, my girlfriend at the time was laying down on the floor, and I was sitting on the bed. She kept talking to me and I wasn't paying attention to whatever she was saying, you know....video games. However, I glanced down and she had pulled her skirt up and her ass was up in the air. So knowing I was about to get some, I got down on the floor and began to fuck her. What happened next is something only a physicists could explain through some sort of mathematical model and if he were to calculate the probability of this happening...it would be statistically impossible. I had fucked her many times like this before, but some how, she slid back, as I slid out, and during that brief moment in time, all the planets were aligned, as well as my dick, with her asshole, and I went deep into her ass. I would like to add, the reason I had slid out of her pussy in the first place, was for me to readjust my footing because I was slipping on the oriental rug that laid on top of the hardwood floor so when I rammed her, it was full force. When I say full force, I mean it too. It was almost like being in a swimming pool and pushing off the sides of the pool underwater. You know how sometimes you can get a slight push off the pool wall, and barely make it across the pool?....this is not how I entered her. I entered her as if my legs were fully bent, pushing off the wall with enough force to crash into the opposite wall of the pool, hard. What made this act of god even better, was it took her a second to register what had just happened to her because she was drunk. Before the scream, she whispered very quietly, "that's the wrong hole"....then she screamed. Now remember, I had no idea what the fuck just happened because this wasn't premeditated. I said, "what?"...and she in a quick, hurried voice, "It's in my ass." Granted, she did tell me it was the wrong hole, but my big head didn't even have time to process the sentence due to direct control of my very existence via the little head. Okay, now finally, here's my confession.....even though this happened years ago, I still get off from this accident. I can just remember feeling the temperature difference from her ass compared to her vagina. I didn't get off at the time it happened, because she ran to the bathroom and came back with toilet paper that was bright red. I had made her ass bleed. Well afterwards, we kind of joked around about all of it, and she wanted to go to bed. I didn't want to because well, I still wanted to get off! (Come On baby, what about me). So when she feel asleep beside me, I started jacking off to everything that had happened, and I am not lying when I say I have never shot so much cum from my cock as I did that night. After I cleaned up my load with what I thought was her dried bloody ass blood toilet paper, I felt like my cock was still kind of sticky so I rubbed under the edge of my head and shaft with my finger, and could smell faint bloody shit. I then took a shower and went to bed. I can't believe that happened nearly five years ago, and I still love it all.

My wife and I have a mutual friend that comes and does some basica cleaning at our house. I have to admit that I love to watch her clean up. She's a wide woman, and what I mean by that is she has hips the size of a mac truck. The rest of her is prety normal, her tits are on the biggish side. She has been in a bit of a depressed state lately. She is pushing 35 and has realy had very little luck with finding a partner. What is depressing her the most is that she absolutely wants a rug rat. I talked to my wife about it and she said that if I wanted to help her out she would not stop me as long as it was not an "instead of " situation. My wife loves kids and likes our friend very much. She would be heart broken if there was a splitup in that relationship. I am going to tak to our "maid" next week and I am just going to put a bug in her ear about it. I want to bread her so much. well that's it for now.

So this silly cunt pissed herself on my rug while we were fucking her.
Made her hang it out on the line while the folk next door we're having a BBQ! Haha.