I confess:

When I see a lot of the confession posts I just think of Billy Madison and the bus driver.

That (insert random family member/family friend name here) is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean?

No... you don't.

Well not me personally......

The shit still cracks me up though!

wtf is this shit, when did they change shit? I hate the new site, you cant hit random image/video over and over

Since it's my last visit I just need to write this down:

This site sucks dick like nothing else! It was great once but now it became the same shit as any other random porn site... wait, even worser due to the long buffering. Fuck off and goodbye forever!

Here is how I got to mess around with two of my friends during our senior year of college. Names have been changed to protect identities. I will also warn you - this will probably end up long.

SO I knew Ashley and Sara since our freshman year. They had been roommates since the first semester, and we all had History together. We had been the best of friends throughout college, although none of us had done anything sexual together. My parents lived not too far from college, and they decided to take a winter vacation to a tropical The house was empty, which meant a perfect studying place for exams. I invited Ashley and Sara to join, since I knew all of us liked studying together, even if it was for different classes.

I should take a moment to describe Ashley and Sara. They are really polar opposites of each other. Sara is tall and slender, white complexion, with (I would estimate) B cups, a flat ass, and blonde hair. Ashley is 6'2", a little chunkier, is a little darker (basically looks like she has a natural tan), has huge tits (they look like fucking watermelons), a huge ass, and brown hair.

We ate dinner at college first then drove to my parents house. We decided that it was a little late to start studying, so we decided to drink in my parents half finished basement (half finished as in my dad started to finish it, but got distracted and never completed the project). We had an old couch and a bean-bag like chair with a mini-fridge stocked with some of my dads beer. We broke out the beer and start drinking while talking about random topics. Ashley and Sara were on the couch and I was on the chair. Ashley and I were three beers in, Sara was still milking her second. This was on-pace for us, and based on past experiences, I knew we were all buzzed. I got up and went upstairs to pee. As I got to the top of the stairs, I heard Sara say that she was going to go pee too.

Now, my parents house has two bathrooms somewhat close to each other on the first floor. I figured I would be polite and went to the further bathroom, leaving the closer one for Sara. I partially close the bathroom door and pulled out my dick when I hear the door open and Sara say "OH MY GOD." I look over, and she is staring at my dick. I close the door in her face and finish peeing. After I finished, I opened the door and she was still standing there. She said "I AM SO SORRY. I thought you were in the other one, that door was closed. And holy shit you have a big dick."

Let me stop again and explain. I hate to brag, but I will anyway. Yes, girls are routinely impressed by my dick. That is because it is huge and long while soft, but does not get that much longer hard. It mostly just gets thicker.

Anyway, I didnt say anything and went back downstairs. Sara came running down a minute later saying "Oh my god Ash, you have to see his dick. It is huge." Ashley smiled and said that she has seen plenty of huge dicks. Sara said "Yeah I know. I mean, not to sound like a slut but I have seen a ton of dicks too, but it was really big even soft".

So they start talking about guys and their dicks for a while. I was starting to think they forgot about me when Ashley turned to me and said "well, now I am curious. You willing to show me?"

Ok, sorry for the interruption again. There really was no good time to mention this before. Sara and Ashley had both been single for a couple of months, and I had been single for about 5. I was pretty certain neither of them had gotten laid in that time span, since I would usually hear about it.

I laughed and said that I would feel a little uncomfortable just randomly taking it out, and that Sara only saw it because she accidently walked in on me peeing. Ashley said "So what, I have to wait until you have to pee again?" It sounded like she was waiting for an answer, so I said "yeah, I guess." She countered with "What if I showed you my boobs?"

Well that took me by surprise. And I think Sara was surprised by it too. I thought Ashley was talking out of her ass and would never flash, so I said "sure, why not." In one move she sat up and grabbed her shirt and lifted it up, showing her bra. Then she lifted her bra up and her boobs flopped out. Holy shit, they were big and perfect. I should point out that the couch and chair were only a few inches apart..we were sitting really close to each other. So they were almost in my face. She shook her shoulders and her tits swayed back and forth, then she pulled her bra back down, fixed her boobs, and pulled her shirt back down. Sara looked shocked (almost a little horrified).

Ashley looked at me and said "Ok, it's your turn." I really didnt want to, but I pulled my dick out of my pants. By this point, the conversation and staring at her tits had made my dick semi hard. I shook it a brief second, and Ashley said "that doesn't count, it is hard!"

I laughed and said "Well yeah, boobs will do that." Ashley said that she wanted to see it soft, so I told them to change the subject. So Ashley turned to Sara and started talking to her about some on-campus event later that week. All while I sat there on the chair with my dick out. And it only took a minute until it was soft. I saw Sara glancing at it out of the corner of her eye, and she turned and said "oh, it is probably soft again."

I looked down and confirmed that yes, it was soft. Ashley said "bullshit" and leaned over and grabbed my dick with her hand. I heard Sara yell "ASH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" and Ashley laughed and said "oh man, that is large and soft. Jeez, how big does it get?" She then started stroking it.

I kinda gripped the sides of the chair, not too sure what to do. It got hard almost instantly, and Ashley said "oh, not that much longer, but pretty thick." She didnt stop stroking though, and only a few strokes after she said "Uhm, I dont know where I am going with this..." and then she laughed. I said "yeah, what are you doing?" and Sara yelled "ASH STOP THAT!!"

From someone standing in the room, it was probably a funny scene: Sara staring (with a horrified and uncomfortable look on her face) at Ashley's hand stroking my dick, Ashley staring at her hand stroking my dick, and me looking at my dick, then at Ashley, then at Sara, and then back at my dick, all in a loop.

Ashley then looked at Sara and said "here, feel this." Sara yelled "NO! It's Mark...I wont touch his dick! And you shouldn't be either." Ashley said "Shut up, just touch it." They bickered back and forth for a minute before Ashley grabbed Sara's hand and forced it on my dick. Either Sara was not expecting it and didnt have a chance to fight back, or she just didn't fight back at all.

So Sara's hand was on my dick. She squeezed it and the look on her face went from horrified to amazement. "Wow, that IS thick..." She then picked it up and gently started stroking. She took both hands and gently stroked with both hands for a few seconds, before going back to one hand. Meanwhile, Ashley was still staring at my dick. She pushed her hair to the side, and then leaned over and put her mouth around the top of my dick.

Sara pulled her hand back and said "Ash, what are you doing now???" Ashley took my dick out of her mouth and said "Shh, I am just doing this for a few seconds." She then proceeded to take my dick back in her mouth and bobbed her head up and down my shaft. She actually got it pretty far down her throat. She held her finger to the side of my dick to show how far it went. She turned to Sara and said "Ha, beat that."

Sara said "I probably could, but we shouldnt and your mouth was just all over his dick." Ashley said "who cares..bet you cant do it anyway." Sara looked at my dick for a few seconds, then leaned in and put her mouth around the head and slowly it went down her throat. And it went further than Ashley...it didnt seem like it wasnt even that difficult to her.

She pulled up, then sucked a few seconds, bobbing up and down, then took it out of her mouth and turned to Ashley and said "see, told ya."

Sara and I then realized that Ashley's hand was down her pants, playing with her pussy. Sara yelled "ASH! Really? Right here in front of us??" Ashley said "oh shut up, its not like we have not masturbated before when sharing a room." Sara said "YEAH, but we were each in our own beds, with the lights off." Meanwhile, without thinking, I was slowly stroking my dick. Sara sees me and says "MARK! Come on, we aren't supposed to be doing this stuff together.." I shrugged and said "Ash started it."

Ashley stood up and started to take off her pants. Sara started to say something, but Ashley said "Come on, we are all good friends, let's each just have a little fun." She took off all her clothes and sat back on the couch naked, with her finger in her pussy. Ashley could see that Sara looked uncomfortable, so Ashley said "It's not like we haven't seen each other naked. You can just close your eyes if you want." Ashley then fixated her eyes on my dick and continued to stroke her pussy. I stared at her pussy and tits, and glanced over to Sara from time to time. Sara sat on the couch, looking around the room and , from time to time, at Ashley and back over to me.

I saw she was looking at my dick a little longer, and slowly started to reach her hand down her pants. Ashley saw too, and said "you know Sara, it isnt really fair that you are still clothed."

Sara thought for a minute, then stood up and slid off her pants, but stopped and said "this stays a secret..." then continued to take off her underwear, shirt, and bra.

I should take a break here and say that this all happened within a few minutes, but it really seemed like much longer.

Anyway, Ashley is slouched spread eagle on the couch while Sara's legs are conservatively spread. Both are looking at my dick, but Ashley is also glancing over at Sara. I think Ashley was getting bored, because she whispered "you have a condom?" Sara's hands stopped moving, and she just stared at Ashley. I said "yeah, probably in my bag," and I reached over and looked through the front pocket. I had a few, and pulled one out. Ashley got up, snatched it from my hand and ripped the packaging open. Before I could even move, Ashley had the condom on my dick and she was standing over me, rubbing my dick on her pussy lips.

Sara started to get up and said "I should probably leave you guys down here..." Ashley said "No, just stay. I dont care," and I just shrugged my shoulders. Ashley's tits were swinging in my face, and I grabbed her boobs and sucked on her nipples. I looked up, and she started making out with me. I could see Sara out of the corner of my eye, and she was looking at us and masturbating slowly.

She got up off me, and I thought the fucking was over. But she turned around and sat on my dick backwards, facing the couch. I reached around and grabbed her tits as they bounced. She grabbed Sara's leg and pulled her closer. Before Sara could say anything, Ashley was bent over and her tongue was between Sara's legs. Sara's eyes closed, her mouth opened, and for once she looked like she was enjoying herself.

Holy fuck, this seems much longer written out. My fingers legit hurt. I will come back later to finish. If you have reached this far, CONGRATS. I doubt many will actually make it this far though.

This site is a serious piece of shit. If i click one of the "out friends" videos, it takes me to random fucking sites that don't even have videos on them.
and these boards. i keep getting banned from these boards even though i didn't do anything. one day i come on and it tells me i'm banned for "spreading underage material". the next day i come on, i get banned for "spam messages" even though i've never posted anything.

get your shit together motherless.

So I have been suggesting/trying to talk my wife into letting another guy fuck her, or let me tie her up and let an anonymous person feel her up etc. In the past she has told me some pretty sketchy stuff she had done before with other guys, having sex with one guy when another climbs through his bedroom window and just joins in, she didnt say no or try to stop it. Taking other girls home with her ex, getting drunk and letting guys justhave their way with her, shit like that. But when I bring up anything other than us just having normal sex she acts all appalled and gets mad, wtf? Like its ok to slut it up with random fuckmeat while your with anybody else, even letting stramgers fuck you, but not if its with your husband? If it was the other way around and she was suggesting this to me, or any other guy, they would say yes. If it was any of my friends wives or gfs they would say yes too. I cant imagine why she is acting this way towards me but has no problem talking about doing it in the past... Ladies would you if your guy asked? Fellas what the hell am I dping wrong?

Okay Guys ive been looking for a Video for years, to the point im starting to doubt it even exist.I feel like u guys are The elite at the porn-vid shit so show me what u got: The vid is of these 3 sluts fucking a bunch a random strangers ( actally seems legit too may not be but it does). It starts out on a bus or something and they starts blowing some guys. Then its in like a bar or club or something. The guys are like porn stars either there like old fat dudes in hiwian shirts. But they like hardcore nasty with everyone, letting everyone bust in there mouths. At one point one of the girls is riding some stranger on the ground and one of the other girls comes up to her sticks her finger in her ass while shes getting fucked, pulls it out and sucks on her finger. The girl who just had the finger in her ass thinks the camera man missed it and tells the girl to do it again. So she sticks her finger in her ass again, sucks it and then puts it in the girls mouth. That's only like a small part of the vid but its wat I rememeber most..... FIND IT GUYS! or at least tell me if it sounds familiar so I kno im not crazy lol

When I was younger, I had this really fucking shit stereo system, I wanted a new one, my parents wouldn't get me a new one.

I pleaded and pleaded with the tight cunts for one, I dunno, I had some really horseshit brand.

So... I decided to get my way one way or another. Now, you have these old gas cookers, with their spark igniters, the fairly old ones, you used to be able to pull the igniter out of the front of them. I managed to get my hands on one of these. Now, you can get quite a belt off of these if you happen to have your hand next to the cable when it sparks.

I proceeded to shove the cable into the the tuner wheel on the stereo, and begin cranking the spark igniter. The radio re-tuned itself a few times to some random pakistani radio stations, I kept on doing this continually, the lights on the stereo would pulse everytime I would twist the crank, and there was some nasty sound coming from the speakers.

Eventually, the stereo refused to do anything, and 2 weeks later I had a new stereo.

How to be a little shit and get your way by: Anonymous.

Just a random question.

Alot of posts on the confession section seem to be about black people being submissive to white people or just straight up racist shit. Is that some kind of fetish I am not aware of or is it just some troll like devil whatever. It get's really annoying having it be an 8th of the posts there quite frankly since they are barely more than a sentence or two.

If it's a big thing can't we just make a sub forum for that? Don't know if I am asking to much or being to sensitive for this site but I am new so spare me :P.

Picture unrelated just felt like including something :P.

Ok - Here's the first of many:

Like othes on here, I love anonymous sex with men, while I'm outwardly straight. I've been to bathhouses, porn shops, hookups off the internet. I'm as safe as random, casual sex can be (condoms, etc). I don't want the loving/hugging/holding shit, just good nasty sex. Still love sex with women and have two current female lovers. Here's the deal though - I've got no guilt over it. So it's probably less of a confession that a comment...

Let me know your thoughts!

For the last 6 months since I found out that the guy down the road is gay i have randomly been going down to his place at night and shitting on his car. Last Thursday I did a massive shit on the hood then used my gloved hands to smear it all over the car and into the crevices and all over the door handles.