My confession is that I was in a secret military division in the US army for over a decade. I was volunteered into a secret program. They cut off my penis and testicles, and grafted a new set of genitalia onto my body. I later found out it had be genetically engineered to produce alien sperm that they'd produced using tissue samples of the aliens from Area 51.

The military board would set me up in isolation and send in teenaged girls for me to impregnate. Their aim was to produce alien-human hard-core porn to sell to the black market. It turns out that lots of cashed-up Russian millionaires are willing to pay big bucks for videos of a man with an alien cock fucking blonde US cheerleaders. They used it to fund all their important R&D initiatives of the past twenty years.

The agency put me out to pasture about ten years ago. I'm subsisting on a military pension and life is still pretty good, but my alien cock is starting to weird me out. Sure, it's massive and the erections last for hours, but ordinary pussy don't feel as good as the pussies of all those high school cheerleaders in the middle of a porno set. Sometimes I wish that they'd replaced the alien cock with my original penis, but then again, this alien cock also pick up cable and has a wireless internet connection.

I;ve always said that if the government fucked our pensions to the extent that I couldn't afford to live, I would kill a politician, that way I'd be looked after for food, clothes and accommodation. The general public would be happy because they hate politicians and I'd be too old and wrinkly to be an attraction in prison. So if I was going to kill one (unlikely) then this one would be a good choice. She could be raped first, debreasted and destroyed. Gutting her would be a pleasure given that she and her ilk have gutted the economy!

pensioner looking for fun

my wifes friend claire works in the same office as im the security guard in. last week while reveiwing the cctv i watched in amazement as she clearly stole 3 laptop computers.the office we work in has litary dozens so its likly they wont be noticed untill the next audit which isnt untill 2012.if this comes to light not only would she be taken to court for the theft but also lose her pension which she been paying into for about 20 years and its unlikly she would get a decent job again so shes really got alot to lose.i have really fancyed the fuck out of her since the 1st time i met her and im realy considering showing her the dvd i burned off of her stealing and telling her i wont do anything with it if in return she lets me use her in anyway i want for a couple of hours each week. the only thing im worried about is could i get done for rape if it all comes out in a few years or would it be considered consensual even though i blackmailed her.im not gona hold her down or anything but even so it wont exacty be voluntary on her part. anyone know law and able to advise me?

Police up in the cold wet north east of England have received greetings from Raoul Moat, holidaying in a far away sub-tropical sunspot. Raoul's card read simply "Wishing you were here".

"Looks like he's gone away for a while", said DCI Bob Ainsworth. "Lucky bastard. It's alright though isn't it. Here am I, law abiding, wife and two kids, mortgage, three dogs - the furthest we ever get on holiday is Morecambe Bay. Whoever said crime doesn't pay".

"It's a disgrace, that's what it is", declared 76 year old pensioner Alice Nuttall. "This man has broken the law. He should be brought before magistrates and told to sweep the streets. I blame the government. They're too soft".

"He's taking the piss", said trainee mechanic Alex Hodge. Bet he gets off with a slap on the wrists. I suppose this is all courtesy of the money he got from the chip shop".

"The public must remain calm and stick together", announced Commissioner Vernon Appleyard from Central Control Northumberland Division.

"Everything's under control", declared Appleyard. "No need for panic. Just go about your lives as if nothing's happened. Take a holiday if you like. Head south. Sunderland's glorious at this time of year".

I'm Steve I'm 43 and have lived an interesting life.  Ex military.  Rave Dj for awhile.  Seen lots of crazy stuff.  My mom and I have always been close.  We lost my stepdad awhile back and mom has been very lonely and her health is suffering.  My mother Sandra is 63.  She is retired living off 2 pensions and doesn't get out much.  She is a large woman and has had swelling in her feet and legs from poor circulation.  The doctor gave her anti inflammation pills and pain killers.  My sweet mother had never been on pain killers in her life.  She skypes me regularly and sends selfies most days.  The night she took the pills for the first time she skyped me in a nightgown she was barely staying in.  The resulting conversation over a couple hours resulted in some interesting pics and hardcore anal incest.  Enjoy the pics!  Will return with more content soon because she is now really into the sexual relationship and I'm a bastard so I'm telling on us and bragging.