OK y'all, I gotta tell someone.
10 years ago, I was visiting my friend at college and met her two friends: C & T. Both were insanely hot 20 year old girls. Both were blonde, pale eyes, 5 foot tall and tiny all around. I didn't do anything at the time (because I was a dipshit.) But time marches on.
A year ago, out of the blue. I got a message from C. She was getting out of a shitty marriage to (I shit you not) an unemployed ex-con who did time for assault and who made her keep away from friends and live in a different county. She looked me up and goddamn if we didn't fuck like bunnies for 10 months. I have literally a gig of pictures and movies she took for me. And then she dumped me for (get this) a DIFFERENT unemployed ex-con who did time for assault and who made her keep away from friends and live in a different county. So that sucked. That was December.
February rolls around and who contacts me out of the blue? T, her old roommate (and sometimes girlfriend). She asks me what's up. I tell her about C. Her response was basically, "Yeah, that's why I don't talk to her anymore. I'm sorry she could be a real bitch. You want to see these naked pictures I just took of myself?" Girls a fucking hardbody. Works out, tight as hell body and lonely as hell because she lives in the middle of nowhere and wants a fuck buddy.
I'm never buying a lottery ticket again.
