i was caught yesterday pulling one off by the young teen next door as i sat in what i thought was a secluded part of my garden. she was watching from a small window in her attic, i was wearing sunglasses so i didn't make eye contact. i blew my load and carried on like i didn't know she was watching me. then suddenly, a SWAT team busted down my gate to the backyard and were pointing their weapons at me. i looked up and the girl had disappeared from her attic window. Chris Hanson from Dateline was standing nearby along with a man in a bear suit which i could only assume was pedo bear. they yelled at me to get my hands up and then arrested me. i literally shit and pissed myself i was so terrified. a river of shit and urine ran throughout my "secluded" part of my garden. they broke my sunglasses and threw on the handcuffs. now i am someone's bitch at county every single night all because i was a fucking pervert to the teen girl next door that i should have left alone.
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You pedo freaks should get the fuck off of this website. All you're going to do is get this site shut down. And have Chris Hanson show up at your door.
My family's Economic Stimulus Plan. She'll swallow for an extra quarter.
Motherless members get an extra discount 'cuz they never last more than a few seconds.
Afterwards, Chris Hanson will clean your dick for free.
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when hanson came out with that song, mmm bop, i used to think the middle brother was a girl. i even remember buying a magazine while in montreal on vaca and jerking to him...now he's in this band tinted windows. i would kind of do him.
I bet Chris Hanson is waiting for some of the fucked up people in this place...
What is funny is that parents always think, oh my kids would never do anything like taking naked pics or fingering on cam. Then when it does happen they get all bent out of shape and want more new laws and more commercials and shows like the one the infamous Chris Hanson stars in. They want to throw someone in jail just because little Johnny or Jenny had a bit of fun.
Parents never stop to think, damn I was the one that bought them the webcam or cell phone that they used. Fucking parents, if you dont want your kids naked for the whole world to see, why dont you police them yourself and not hold other people responsible for your lack of attention.
Why is Chris Hanson peeking out of the lower right corner? Kinda creepy...
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