i don't think elton john is that bad
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Just finished listening to some Elton John, and it got me thinking of fruit. I have a Satsuma tree and I had a naval orange tree. Now nothing about that naval orange tree suggested it had a military background. The Satsuma is a bitter orange. As I thought about it, I realized, I was nurturing a tree of angry oranges. Orange you glad you're not angry?
I confess, when did these shitty boards become overtaken by those shitstained, snaggle-toothed British faggots? Everything is mum this, lorie that, uncut cock this, we couldn't have won WWII that, and its all getting old. All you fucking Brit cocksuckers should kidnap your idol, Elton fucking John, and FUCK his shitty ass and leave us the fuck alone.
Fucking English asshole cocksuckers.
I confess I want to fuck betty white on top of a pile of white and red potatoes while Elton Johns circle of love song is playing in the background. I have issues....
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