would love to worship you! you're so hot, i'd eat your dirt.

Ok, so i don't really know where to begin with this story, but i'll try to bring it to the most recent event, a female friend of mine(who used to live with me and my girlfriend for a while) got knocked up by her on again off again boyfriend. She comes from a religious background, and ended up marrying him, though i don't think she wanted to.

now here recently she had sent me a snapchat of her boobs (since they had grown i assume) but she had never sent me nudes before. She has been over a lot lately, and is shy, but i would pull her breasts out and suck them when i could get the chance, even though she is pregnant and married (to someone who used to be one of my best friends)

Well yesterday, i had to take my girlfriend to work for a couple hours, and decided to cruise around the town with her (very small town) and we went a bit out of the city limits and seen this abandoned house, or i should say couple of houses, and we stopped by. As soon as we went into one of the ran down buildings i pulled her boobs out and played with them, and almost instantly undid her pants and slid them down, and started eating her out while she stood. I guided her to the only other room in the house and sat her on the back of a very filthy couch, pulled out my dick, and tried to fuck her, but the angle was not allowing that, there were some foam matress things to the right (also very filthy) so i ran to my car (dick still out) and got my coat, sat it down and started humping her. I knew we had to hurry, one to get my girlfriend and two we were very close to a dirt road, and the place we were in had no trespassing signs all over the place.

So i was screwing her and making out with her while she moaned. I heard at least 3 cars drive by, and that was terrifying, but none pulled in to see why there was a car there luckily. I quickly came inside her and kissed her some more. I ran back to my car as she got redressed, and tried to wipe my cock off with some napkins, i'm kinda a clean freak, but i tucked it in, and we drove back to town and pulled into a Casey's gas station, used the different bathrooms simultaneously, to wash my pussy smelling hands, and my soaked penis off. I even bought a few things so i didn't just come in to use the bathroom. She talked to the cashier a bit (someone she knew) and we got in my car and waiting for my girlfriend to get out of work, while i blared my ac to cool off (my face was flushed).

She has been coming over nearly daily for the past month, and stays the nights on occasion, i can't wait for a day off that she stays were my girlfriend has to work, i want to screw her without the worry of getting busted, and being in a time crunch.

TLDR: I slept with my ex buddy's wife, who is pregnant, and came in her, in an old abandoned house out of town. It was thrilling.

How it all started I think.

The reason I say I think is because when I was 14 I was hit by a drunk driver while at my grandmothers house and I have sketchy memories of things that have happened before then, most of which are which are just what I have been told not my actual memories. for that fact I do not to this day remember my 8th grade year of school. my only memory of that day is looking down the street and seeing headlights, a flash of memory of being loaded in a helicopter, then the day I woke up in a hospital having to pee tried to get up to find I was tied to the bed and screaming my head off till a nurse came un tied me and let me get up to go but watched the whole time till I got back into bed. the doctor came in about 20 minutes after I was back in bed who asked me a lot of questions not telling me much and told the nurse to get a phone for my room so I could call my parents and gave me a phone number to call them. about 30 minutes after I called they were at the hospital to which I was told about the stitches in my leg and in my head and face and about severe bruising to my brain that caused my memory loss. I was told that I would be able to go home the next day after some finale test and he needed a conference with my parents so I was left alone still confused and in a bit of pain till the nurse got me some more meds then I was good to go. mom and dad come in after a couple hours and fill me in that it has been 3 days since I got hit be the truck and the had been staying at the Ronald McDonald house ( yes we were dirt poor) while I was in the hospital to which I ask why they just didn't just go home then they filled me in that I was in a trauma hospital in a different state almost 300 miles away from home. don't remember much more from that day till the next when I was let go home.

so after I am let out my dad is driving and my mom is in the back with me and she is just being all lovey dovey about how they thought they were going to loose me and all. about half hour or more into the drive I they fill me in on the 24 7 watching me because of the head injury and I am not to be walking without crutches and that I couldn't get any of my stitches wet so about half way home I need to pee and my dad tells my mom to get a empty to 2 liter for me to pee in as he needs to be to work in the morning and he didn't want to stop. so I pee in it and my mom leans back undoes her pants and pulls them down to her knees and inches forward and try's to pee in the 2 liter getting pee all over her hand pants and floor board my dad looks back and tells me to help her so she can quite making a mess of the car (1970 scout) so I ask my mom what I could do she has me hold the 2 liter for her so she could position herself. so I am holding the 2 liter as she takes her pants and panties off and holds her pussy lips open and pees a little then gets the rest in the 2 liter. she capes it and throws it out the window lol. anyway she hands me her pants to clean my hands off after she cleaned hers and throws them in the back gets a blanket out and covers herself up I fell asleep a little while after that early 80's pain meds caused that lol.

I wake up starving and not feeling to well about 10 minutes from home so we didn't stop but mom was pants less and I was still in a hospital gown so stopping for food wasn't happening anyway. We lived in a one stop sign town and it was after 7 when we pulled up to the house mom was helping me out of the car when I up chucked all over her and me my dad just stood back and laughed and told her to get me into the house and clean us up he would get our stuff. so my mom takes me in the storm porch as I am telling her I am sorry the hole way sets me on the bench takes both our clothes off then helps me to the bathroom where she starts a bath. now I am a 14 year old boy and a naked female almost carrying me threw the house me rubbing up against her body a hard on is inevitable and I had a raging one by time she set me on the toilet. then she is bent over the tub getting bath water ready as I am sitting there dumb founded by the whole situation my dick sticking strait in the air she turns around with a was cloth and starts wiping my face down when my dad walks in and asks what we want to eat my mom says what ever and I just stair at my dad as my mom finishes cleaning me up being careful of my leg before he leaves she gets me a towel and dries me then gets in the tub and cleans herself up while I sit there watching my dad comes back in about 20 minutes later as she is getting out saying we need to come eat my mom is drying off as he is talking then grabs me and helps me up and out to the dinning room with my dad fallowing we sit and eat me and my mom both nude my mom cleans up after the burgers and fries and my dad tells her to take me to the living room as she is helping me into the living room all the rubbing and nakedness finally does its thing and I shot as for my memory my first load all down her leg and on her side she just stoped in her tracks and my dad was just staring at me and I felt like I was about to die of embarrassment let alone my dad being right there I figured he was going to kill me or something. but no he just burst out laughing almost falling out of his chair telling my mom there you go you need another shower. she snapped out of it got me to the couch didn't say anything and went back to the bathroom to clean up.

I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to say and just wanted to curl up in a ball and die. my dad looked at me after he calmed down a bit and started telling me everything was ok and that I did nothing wrong. asked if I had ever came before then told me it was a normal thing not to worry about it happens when a naked female arouses a man and rubs on him weather intentionally or not just then my mom came in this time with her nightgown (the long sheet looking ones) on and actually apologized to me for embarrassing me and said she was ok and to not worry about it. to which my dad looked at her and said maybe they need to give me the talk tomorrow and it was to late today with everything that has happened he got me my pillow as my mom got me my meds before they told me to just get some sleep we would talk about it in the morning.

so that is my first to my own knowledge time of Cumming

I have a confession.
My older brother and I were at a rodeo in west Texas. We weren’t competing or anything just watching the show. Anyway, there was this nice looking young brunette working the concession stand and I started flirting with her. I wound up getting her number.
I called her a few days later and we made a date to go out. I picked her up and told her that there was a party at a friend of mines house that I wanted to take her too. Her dad made us take her little brother Glen along with us. I guess he thought that would keep me from trying to fuck his daughter. She was a cute, petite brunette with a small ass and these very firm, very large tits that I couldn’t wait to get my hands on. Anyway the three of us went to eat at a local restaurant and then off to the party we go.
We get there and there are a number of guys, probably 7or 8 and just two other girls besides Kathy. I was looking for a way to get her alone and there were these two guys playing a video game in the living room. I introduced her brother to them and left him in there with them.
There was a card game going on at the kitchen table and Kathy and I got involved in that. There was a bottle of Jack Daniels being passed around the table as well as a couple of joints and it wasn’t long before we were pretty high.
I asked a buddy of mine named Larry if I could use his bedroom for a bit to which he agreed. This was a well known party house and this was not uncommon.
I took her back to the bedroom and it wasn’t long before She was naked sucking my dick and then spread her legs to get fucked. We were pretty stoned and I guess I went to sleep.
I was awakened to the bed moving a couple of hours later and when I rolled over there was my buddy Larry laying on his back with this little whore riding his dick for all she was worth.
I gathered my clothes and got dressed with him still fucking her. I walked back to the kitchen and got a beer. Everybody was pretty much crashed by then. I guess Glen heard me in the kitchen and walked in there to see what was up. I told him to come here I want to show you something. We walked to the bedroom door and he could clearly his sister bouncing up and down on Larry’s cock.
I told him I was heading out and asked if he wanted a ride. He said he did and we left her there and I dropped him off in front of his house before going on home myself.
The next day her dad called me wanting to know where his daughter was. I told him that her and a friend of mine seemed to hit it off so I left her with him. I even gave him the address in case he wanted to go see for himself. I understand that he went by there and tried to get her to come home with him. I guess she had some daddy issues cause I heard she told him to go fuck himself and stayed with Larry.
I saw Larry in town a few days ago and he told me he had bored with her pretty quickly but she seemed to like the availability of plenty of weed and alcohol that was always there. He also said she seemed to be enjoying the large variety of hard dicks that were always coming through. From what I hear she had been fucked by between 12-15 different guys before they all bored with her and dropped her off in front of her dad’s house.
Fast forward about 2 months and I guess my older brother had bumped into her somewhere and he is dating her. I told him about her time at the party house and he confronted her about it. She lied to him and said it never happened and that I was just jealous because she didn’t want to go out with me anymore. I told him whatever and just let it go.
Next thing Iknow he has moved her in with him. I didn’t say anything else about it to him. I guessed he’d figure it out soon enough.
The town we lived in was kind of small and it was difficult to not bump into people. I was working nights on drilling rigs. I got up about noon on a day off and decided to go have a couple of cold beers. There was a small bar I used to go to. As I was pulling in to park I noticed a couple fooling around in the front seat of a truck around the side of the building.
It was a dirt parking lot and small so I walked right past where this was going on as I went into the bar.
I could see that the passenger door was open, there was a girl on her back with her legs spread outside the truck and a guy between her legs fucking her. The guy noticed me but I just gave him a quick thumbs up and kept walking.
I sat down on a bar stool and ordered a beer. After it was about half way gone I notice the guy from the truck outside walk in. And lo and behold this little whore that he had been fucking followed him in. And, you got it, it was this gal that was living with my brother.
She noticed me too and came over wanting to talk. The guy didn’t seem to give a shit what she did as he ordered a beer. I told her I didn’t want to talk about this in public and told her let’s go outside.
We walked out to my car and sat down in the passenger seat. I walked around and sat in the drivers. She started chattering something about please don’t tell your brother.
While she was still talking I unzipped my pants, reached over with my right had and pushed her face into my lap. I was pushing her head down and raising my hips while I fucked her mouth until I shot my wad down her throat.
When I was done using her mouth I told her that if she wanted me to be quiet that she would be doing whatever I told her to do. She agreed and for probably close to a year from then I would fuck her mouth and pussy any time I wanted. Hell, I even loaned her out to friends at times.
After a while my brother caught her fucking around and tossed her out.
The last I heard of her she was going into the Navy. Bet all those sailors were loving her.

Some mother fucking spick just said to me "puta madre" Which I believe means my mother is a bitch or something. Ok, hello spick wetback working in the fields all day, cleaning my bathroom, dirty piece of dog shit. Let me advise you on something. You are a lesser bread. You live down there in Mexico with nothing but dirt and peppers to eat. You drink brown water. Your government is so corrupt. You have nothing, you come from nothing. You are a worthless people. Fuck you and your fucking tamales. God I fucking hate everyone except for WHITE AMERICANS.

Female state prison

Now she is a prisoner here in the Female State prison since two month, sentenced of after driving drunk causing an accident with many injuries. The judge wanted to set an example and punished her hard, twenty years of prison. She was cared and desperate, later they made her an offer: Her sentence would be reduced by half if the conditions of her prison stay would be harsher. She agreed without a thought and has to stay in this special part of the prison, deep down the surface, for ten years. She lives now in a small single cell, with no privacy, furnished with a plank bed and toilet. The door was made by bars, so the guards can watch her all the time, using the toilet, cleaning herself and being nude during the washing every morning. But more molesting to her is the fact that she is barefoot all the time, since the day of her the intake. They made her to strip completely and handed over to her the prison uniform, a pair of wide pants and this ugly sweatshirt. There was underwear nor footwear and the guards explained her that it not allowed to the inmates in this part of the prison. Usually being barefoot never was a problem for her, she has enjoyed it until now. But in the prison, things were different. Her bare feet are unprotected and vulnerable now, so she started to move more slowly than she was used to be, without wearing a restraint, her tender soles now tormented every day by the cold concrete floor of the cell, and each day she has to leave the cell, walking along endless floors and hallways, and climbing many stairs made from hard metal grid. Her feet started to ache, every step was painful, especially outside, when she had to walk around in the compound for one hour as physical activity. Unfortunately the surface was covered with small sharp-edged gravel stones. Her feet are adapting slowly to their new life, her soles had become calloused now, and really dirty, even when she tries to clean them, only a small amount of dirt can be washed away, the rest has just penetrated in the skin. Within a few months, her soles will turn completely black like they have done in other prisoners, she has watched them outside.
Another problem for her are these ugly cuffs that she has to wear. Her ankles remains permanently shackled, by normal cuffs connected with a chain which is 30 cm long. In the morning after sleeping nude in the night, they unlock the cuffs, for a few seconds, so she can put on a new trouser. She wears these cuffs really all the time. Her wrists instead are cuffed only half of the time, mostly during the night. So she is able to eat and drink, wash herself and take her clothes on or off. The cuffs are closed as tight as possible. The metal cuts in the skin slightly so she tries to avoid every movement of her hands and fingers. After removing the cuffs, deep impressions remain in the skin for hours. After two months of treatment, there is a swollen painful ring of swollen and redden skin around every wrist. Her feet are even worse. The permanent pressure of the cuffs has damaged the skin around the ankles, it is not only swollen and painful, but yet bruised with sores around her ankles. She is able to move the shackle, to change its position a few millimeters up and down. This maneuver helps a little bit, but the area of damaged skin is now brighter than the width of the metals surface of the cuff. Small crusts appear at the undiscovered, bruised skin, but they are rubbed away by the cuff when it is moved by here to this area. So the skin at her ankles is permanently swollen and inflamed at a width of two centimeters. Every step is painful now. She is desperate, she has to spend many years like this!

I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right

And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for

And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man

I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

Fuck I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.

They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.

I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.

The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.

Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.

They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.

Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations when
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love boobs.

She ate my asshole like it was her job. I mean, she really devoured the thing. She told me she 'Googled,' How to eat a mans asshole. Best advice she got was eat it like you'd eat a pussy. She'd done this before, and liked it, so she knew right what to do.

April was her name. We'd met online just weeks before meeting, and now there she was in my bed, about to go down on me. She was 54 at the time. Thin, long lush dirty blonde hair, huge tits, and very nice. She told me she'd been raped her whole life. First by her father, then her first boyfriend, and then her husband. When we met, her now ex-husband had just died and she was ready to move on. She was a hurt soul, so I let her have her way with me. I introduced her to new and exciting things, but let her choose 100% what she wanted to do with me. And what she wanted to do was eat all my cum, and suck on my asshole for days. I thought, okay, we can do that.

I don't know how, but I've always gotten the best woman, and they always do the naughtiest things for me. I think my favorite was the gal who drank my piss from the toilet by putting her head in the toilet and drinking it. She said it wasn't her favorite thing to do, but thanked me for it. I mean literally thanked me for my piss. Fucking, wow. Remarkable, truly.

April and I first met in a public park in Colorado where we both live. I was sitting at a picnic table when she came up behind me. A total biker chick, her bulging tits were packed tight in a small leather jacket zipped up half way, and black low cut t-shirt with sequins spelling out something like the word "Pink." She sat down next to me stalling the bench, and put her hand on my thigh. The first thing she said to me, I mean the very first thing was, "I kind of want to suck your cock right here." Man, I could have bent that fantastic bitch over where we sat. And if it hadn't have been for the kazillion kids and parents just twenty feet from us, I would have let her. I mean, even fifty feet and I would have considered it, but they were so close to us I was even concerned one of the mothers heard her say that. I guided her hand to my cock anyway, and let her rub me. We didn't do anything that day, but eat lunch and talk. If you feed a bitch a cock on the first day, she ain't coming back. And I wanted to see her again and again. So I restrained her on that day from eating the cum she'd expressly asked for.

The next time we met was in a remote location up a scenic dirt road. The tits came out, and so did my cock. Again we sat at a picnic table next to a beautiful river. It's always interesting finding out what a girl will do, what is her proclivity toward sex. And there are subtle indicators she will give you along the way. And if you are looking, paying attention, she'll tell you what she wants. April wrapped her mouth around my cock but through my jeans. That's a naughty girl. I cam in her mouth that day.

We spoke on the phone a bunch after that. Our conversations becoming exponentially more explicit, she told me she wanted to eat my asshole. I invited her to stay at my house for the weekend. Now don't get me wrong, I liked April. I liked her a lot. Contrary to popular belief, I wouldn't just let anyone play with me. In fact, I've turned down some smoking hot bitches before, because aside from being attractive, they were assholes. But what's more, they had issues they weren't willing to deal with, and that shit comes out one way or another. April on the other hand was fucked up and knew she was fucked up, and wanted to spend time with me regardless; getting to know me and enjoying each other's company. Now that's a woman. This other retard I once had the chance to fuck but didn't, begged me to do anything I wanted with her, so I went in for a kiss. She winced and told me she doesn't like that. That's not for me. Self awareness is what I'm after, and April was an open book.

She arrived to my house in a quad cab truck with a nine foot bed and ran over my garbage can trying to park that thing. This instantly endeared me to her. Bitch has no idea what she's doing, but she's trying like hell.

Her pussy was off limits to me. Not because she requested it, but too much trauma to just ram your cock in and begin fucking. She needed lubricating, and I don't mean KY. She needed to be able to express herself sexually how she wanted, on her terms, and like no man had ever given her the opportunity to do so before. She needed control, and I was happy to give it to her, or better said, give her space to do so. And as it turned out, April felt control with her tongue in my ass. Here we go!

I asked her if she wanted me to fuck her pussy. She told me maybe, but go slow. We never actually got there, but I massaged it a bunch, ate it and spit on it for her. I think she preferred that. But then she told me to come here. Here being my cock in her mouth. She swallowed it no problem. Told me she had gag reflex issues (I believe she was being humble) but I picked up on none. Just entire cock right down the hatch. And then she tasted my balls. She also smelled them which I thought was wonderful. I'm a clean man, a fit man, I take pride in my appearance. I'm also warm and inviting, and kind of cuddly and close. I like petting and kissing and compliments too. It doesn't hurt too that I have a wonderful cock, beautiful big and shaved balls, and a gorgeous asshole. I don't know what it is, but women like to eat my asshole. And most of them make themselves cum from doing so. Incredible! But April was no exception.

April ate my asshole for an hour. Taking breaks to smell and taste my balls, and lick my old-cum when I made it available. I have this thing where I can slowly make myself cum a little at a time. I edge myself for hours if necessary. And women eat it all up as I do so. Usually while rubbing themselves down there. I love it.

But boy was she good at my hole. She spread that thing open and stuck her tongue in it. And then she began talking about food. "I'd like to spread it with whipped cream and berries," she told me. I had none. You'd think one might run directly to the store. But try pulling a tongue out of your ass to do anything else. It ain't easy. House on fire? It'll wait.

'What idiots,' I thought. All these years people have been taking advantage of her, and all she wants to do is lick your assholes. And so there she was talking to me about eating food off of my asshole. I almost couldn't think of anything better. My sweet clean asshole thought so too. So, gently I mentioned, taking it slightly one step further, eating berries Out of my asshole. She replied, "Do you have any?" Motherfucker, I don't!

April told me before arriving that day, she wanted two things; to eat my asshole and seven loads of cum in her belly. I gave her ten. Why seven, I asked. She chuckled, because it's better than six? That it is, my friend. That it is.

Life has a great sense of humor if you can think of it that way. I never did get to feed April food from my asshole. Things between us quickly took a different turn. She was going through a lot right then. I usually come into peoples lives when they're going through significant changes. I facilitate in that way their growth, and mine. I couldn't say I've never had a better ass eater. One bitch used to talk to it. Tell it she loves it in the first person while eating it. 'Bitch was hungry. Bt I believe April truly took it to a next level when she started coming up with different things she wanted to eat from my asshole.

She met a guy closer to her in proximity and age shortly after coming to visit me. I told her she should. She wanted me, but he was better suited for her. And we parted on good terms. Great, actually. She told me she'd call me if it didn't work out with him. I told her, anytime, my asshole is here for you. She told me next time it's macaroni salad!

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