Looking for an app I can connect to my iPhone which will montor how much spunk I release per ejaculation, with graphs and pie charts that I can upload to social media.

This might be a bit long, but have some patience.

I am 38, divorced, career woman. Divorced because my marriage couldnt handle the career part of my life, so I am alone for the past 8 years. I have had my flings during that time, but due to the life style, nothing serious. Lack of time for myself, has lead me here, and some other erotic forums, mostly seeking the written word.

Now, this might sound superficial, and odd, but I look good, and I was aware of my looks since my youth. Men were always all over me, and I never felt, no, not never felt, I was never rejected, except this one time.

He is in my line of work, and he is all one might want - tall, handsome, successful, rich. And at that time, he was freshly divorced and I made my move, dropping hints, asking one of his friends "in confidence" if he will be at that party, flirting shamelessly...

He was so nonchalant with his rejection, through a smile, like I wasnt even there. I felt that. Men have been killing themselves, all of my life, to get a crumb of my attention, but he just looked through me, like I am no one.

Three years later (I did meet him in the mean time, I was just avoiding talking to him), I met him at a seaside resort. I was there with a friend, and he was also, with a male friend. I dont know what it is, is it ego, but I decided to take him, to make him mine, to make him want me.

So, my flirting went off the charts. I would find the sunbed next to their, topless sunbathing, posing, laughing... My friend hooked up with his friend on the 2nd night, so we would spend our evenings together, all 4 of us, until those two would go to their room, and I would "wait" until they come back, so he wouldnt be left alone.

But I wanted him to make the first move.

And he did, again, through a smile, after a few nights of our late night drinking.

He told me that I gave him, and the whole beach, quite a spectacle that day. I asked him if he liked it, and, since we were both tipsy, he told me he did, that it made him a bit restless (he used the exact word). So I asked, what is he gonna do about it, on which he replied - I need a blow job.

Few minutes later, we were in a room, and I was on my knees. He was pretty rough, and he came quickly. When he announced he is cumming (he said - I am gonna feed you my cum), I pulled him out, and he came outside.

We laughed it off, and as I expected him to move on, he just picked up his things, saying something like, they will be back any minute, and got out.

Tomorrow, at the beach, I was doing my regular routine, but everything was different. That started to piss me off, so after lunch, I used a moment when we were left alone, to confront him.

I asked him, if everything is ok.

He responded, I quote:

"Do not tease me, if you cant even commit to sucking cock till the end."

And that was it.

Eight months have passed since then, and I still hate his guts for it, and even more, I hate myself, for being such an idiot, chasing a man who obviously didnt want me.

People that openly sing chart music while there standing in a queue in a shop...
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I have a tenant and her 18 year old son that live in the apt. 2 doors down. during the covid crisis he turned 18 and was doing school at home, he had problems with his school work. i heard his mom yelling at him one night about the grades he was getting and the notice about him not being able to graduate if he didnt get passing grades. long story short his mopm asked me to keep an eye on him and let her know if i saw him leave during the day or had friends over. one day he knocked on my door and asked if i could look at the bathroom sink it was leaking, so i went over, fixed it, and said hey i need to talk to you, come over my apt. when you get a second, i could tell he was worried. he came over and sat down,i really didnt know him at all. other then seeing him around and telling myself, i have the hottest fuckiing 18 year old on the planet 2 doors down from from me. i told him his mom talked to me and wanted me to inform her if he left during the day or had friends over, right away he was making excuses why his 2 friends were in his living room playing games on the computer. i told him dont fucking worry, i wont say anything, i promise. i also asked him about his school work and maybe failing, he just looked at me and said, yea im going to fail, im to far behind. i told him ill help him, tell his mom that he would be coming to my house to do his school work, she was completely of the chart happy when he told her. so he would walk in my apt about 7 15 am, and come in my room, at first he sat on a chair, then he was laying in the bed next to me watching t.v. while i did ALL his school work. all of asudden he was getting all A's. his mom flipped, he did too when she got his report card in the mail that day. he came in my room the next morning and grabbed me and was so happy that he no will graduate high school. the following week he turned 18, and i told him to invite his best friends over in the day and i would have a party for him, booze, pot and porn basicly. at about 215 everyone started to leave ,Sean was pretty hammered laying on the couch and i grabbed him and took him to my room to sleep on my bed, the couch sucks to sleep on. when he got to my room he said i need to piss walked in the bathroom peed and washed his face and came out with a towel around him, no clothes on an then jumped in my bed dropping the towel. i was already laying down and looking for the remote, he said he has it and he turned the t.v. on. what i forgot to do the night before was turn off the dvd player and switch the t.v. to cable. porn was playing, not that it was a bad thing, we all just watched porn in the living room for 6 hours, but because he was naked and i was next to him, all of a sudden he fast forwarded it then played it and turned it up. i was pretty shocked, hes a perfect 10, hottest girlfriend on earth and he's watching porn in my bed naked. i went in the living room and took a hit from the bong, he heard me hit it and asked me to bring it in the room, i did.
his entire body was under the blanket up to his neck and i could see wear both his hands were, on his cock, his 11.5 inch cock. hew asked me to light it and put it up to his mouth and he took 4 hits. he said he never felt this good b4. i should also state, i have fantastic impulse control but it was starting to fade away. i layed on my side of the bed an he said, its freezing in here get under the blankets. i did right after i took 5 nitro pills to get my heart started again, lol, jk. i got under them and he turned my way and said, thank you so much for today, the party and helping him so much, i forgot to say i taught him how to surf the summer before, he would borrow 1 of my boards, but i bought him one an told him close your eyes, i went into the closet and layed it on his body, he opened his eyes, and i could tell he was in shock, he got up out of bed, his dick as hard as it can be, throbbing up and down, he grabbed the board and couldnt believe it. he put the board up on the wall to see it, then grabbed me so fucking hard he cracked my back,., that felt good, but even better was his cock pressed against my ass when he grabbed me, anyway he threw me on the bed, im 6'1 he's 6'3 all muscle and he got on top of me sat on my chest and grabbed my hands and pinned me down and looked at me and just shook his head. he rolled off me layed on the bed got under the blankets so did i, he grabbed pulled me next to him, real tight. like i was pressed against his body and his arm around my neck pulling me closer, thats when i asked him to hand me the bottle of nitro bcuz i was having or near having a heart attack,,,, lol jk. he was jacking his dick with one hand i could feel the movement and then out of the blue he said, " HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP" after the paramedics defib'ed me hahaha. he grabbed my hand that was on his chest and pulled it onto his dick, he said promise you will never tell my mom about this, you know the answer to that one right? i started jacking him one handed and i said im going to move that way, he spread his legs open and when i got over them he put my pillow between his legs and pulled me down, i was just going to lay on that side of the bed to jack him with both hands but he had other plans.he grabbed my head with both hands and i had his diclk in my hand he said put it in your mouth and im going to ppush your head up and down so you dont bite it, it was that big....after blowing him that long, i couold barely open my mouth , i said can we lay side to side and ill suck it like that, we moved and he started pumping my mouth harder deeper and faster, he said why the fucking have i never tried it this was.he would pump then stop and his cock was throbbing so hard in my mouth, he said dont move at all or ill cum. he fucked the living holy hell out of my mouth for 4 hours, then he said oh fuck im cuming and grabbed my head and pushed it deep onto his dick and started to cum, he came so hard it came out my nose, i honestly thought i was going to drown, but thoughts of what my death certificate would say as the manner or death , i pushed back a bit with his cock still throbbing and cuming. it was so intense that he held my head in the same position, and pulled the blanket over us with his dick fully in my mouth and he fell asleep, i tried but i wondered if that would be the last time that dick would be in me, i just sorta cherrished the moment, and stayed away with his dick in my mouth, for the next 3 hours.
the funny thing is, this isnt the story i was going to tell. the story i was going to tell was, he has a only fans account and wanted me to help him fill it will slut porn we made, we ended up one night at the adult bookstore in north hollywood where my friend paul works. anyway, ill write the rest of that story tomorrow......
the picture is him in my shower

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Thanks, Scoutt, for these posts! This brings back memories.
I was in the US Army in the 90's, and there were a few hot chicks in uniform (though, most look heinous without makeup and with the BCGs [birth control glasses] on). I attended basic training in Ft. Jackson, SC, which happens to be the primary post for training female recruits (though I was in a male battalion). It happened that one of the female barracks was right next to ours. At night, they would strip and tease us while we watched from our windows (and, I was told that a few soldiers managed to sneak out onto the roof to have sex...but I didn't find out until after graduation, which sucked!).
Some time later, I had a one-nighter with a Private First Class while I was a Sergeant. It happened after a game of strip poker. Her body was BEYOND hot. Anyway, I crashed with her, but she had to get up at 5:30am (sorry...0530 :-) ) for company quarters duty. Watching her go from being naked and getting into uniform was weirdly a major turn on for me. Girls talk about being turned on by a man in uniform, but fucking a hot chick in uniform is off the charts.

Just wondering how do i get a chart on chatroullete or omegle, like this vid

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Handy reference chart.

An untold number of people have tried to predict the Lord's return by using elaborate time tables. Most date setters do not realize mankind has not kept an unwavering record of time. Anyone wanting to chart for example 100 BC to 2000 AD would have contend with the fact 46 BC was 445 days long, there was no year 0 BC, and in 1582 we switched from Julian Years (360 days) to Gregorian (365 days). Because most prognosticators are not aware of all these errors, from the get go their math is already off by several years.

Story:

I recently went in for a physical and this older woman walked in and started asking me all the standard questions. I wasnt too excited about her play with my balls and having me cough and stuff but it was just whatever...I needed to get it done.

Well then she finishes the questions and says somebody will be right in and puts the chart on the outside of the door and leaves. Ok, so now Im thinking I either lucked out and get somebody better or its going to be some old dude.

After waiting a while this middle aged woman walked in and she is 100% cougar material. Under her white coat she has on the tightest, shortest, lowest cut dress on that you could stil; barely get by with being professional. She goes through the normaly motions and I am kind of hard thinking about her and looking at her.

She has me pull down my pants and my cock springs out. She gets this sexy smirk on her face and tells me to turn around and put my elbows on the table. I hear moving some things around behind me and then all of a sudden she shoves a finger up my ass. She isnt just checking my prostate, shes actually fingering me, working up to 3 fingers. As she is fingering me she starts pressing deeper and I cant help but moan. Neither of us say anything but then I start cumming...cumming hard.

She has me turn around, cleans off my cock for me and then pulls out this device that I havent ever seen before. Its this clear plastic thing and she tells me not to move. She starts putting it on my cock and I asked her what that was for.

Finally she talks. "Its obvious that you liked what I just did. So if you want it to happen again then you will keep this on for 30 days and call me at this number" and hands me a neatly folded piece of paper. She put a plastic lock on it and said "I know the number on this lock. If you take it off I will know and we will be through do you understand?"

She made that same smirk but this time it seemed a little evil and walked out.

TBC

Me and my gf are currently on break. we have been dating for 2 years. this is the first serious break. we have lost a connection between each other and are taking some time apart to rediscover who we are in life and what we want. i am 25 and she is 20. we aren't broken up, but were just taking a break from one another. she is a student and works full time. the school she goes to is a party school and majority are white people.

she hasn't had much cooock in her before she has had about 2 cooocksin her life. she is very shy and conservative

she is highly interested in white coock and i know she is very interested because before we went on break we would talk about her looking at white cooock and that her and her coworker would tease her about not seeing one!

her coworkers offer to show her because they are guys. lol, she is Asian, very short, perky, and very pretty. she says "yes" but they tend to not show her because there are other people there.

before we stopped talking, she had a xmas party for work and she mentioned that all the guys were complimenting her tiny tight body and how the dress she was wearing. it was a grey short dress that showed off her legs, small breast and bum, which i really enjoyed listening to.

before we finally stopped talking, the last thing we discussed was about her going to a friends house. her co-workers. after work she mentioned that she was going to see her coworker at his house so that they can play with there new iphones since both of them didnt know how it works. it was pretty late at night which was kind of confusing to me and i knew she has school in the morning. she was there for 3 hrs very late at night.

while she was there i msg here and there. i asked jokingly around with her "what she was wearing for him" (crop top and tight jeans), also said "i bet you cant wait to see him" and (she said she was excited) "i bet your cunnt lips are wet for him" and she said yes they are" i asked her to stay very late and that if she needs to sleep over she should do it. also i said to her she should party and get drunk with him more often. all she said to that was " talk to me later your cockblocking" but i didnt know if she was joking or being serious.

i really want her to pursue and continue to see this coworker while we are on break and hopefully she spends more time with him and that she gets to see his **** and do more. ive told her so many times that when we are on break she can do absolutely whatever she wants when it comes to white cooock. i dont get jealous and i dont care at all what she does. she is on the pill and her sex drive is off the charts but does not like to admit it.

further more, i just need someone who is experienced and open-minded who can give me some tips and just comment on what your thoughts are and if you have any ideas how i can make her continue to do more for white cooock