Found this on my moms phone. Now I want her. Someone do a caption for me.

This slut loves cum in her boots.  So I captioned her.  

Anyone in the mood for some captioning? I had a few courses with her and would love for some dirty comments. What would you do to her? Maybe caption her teasing/humiliating me?

I confess that all posts by KimS are fake as fuck. They are just pics of old hags with young dudes with a photo shopped caption inserted. I have called "her" out enough that she has blocked me from commenting on her posts. I say "her" because it is probably a super fag that is in love with his mom but is too much of a pussy to do anything about it...

I just needed to share this crazy and amazing situation that i have fallen into.........so I go onto this social media app to make friends. i met this very BEAUTIFUL young girl that has s gorgeous, sexy, sweet tight body. she works out so she is in great shape. But tonight she confessed a secret with me.....She loves reading dirty comments about her body. It turns her on like crazy. So she has this crazy idea to create an anonymous account and post her pictures with dirty captions to get as many dirty comments as possible. Well of course i do it. Then she tells me about this girl that has awakened this side of her......Well eventually i make friends with her and this other girl tells me how lucky my friend is to have something like this and wishes she had someone do this for her.......Well I told her thank you for awakening this side of my friend.......and she asks for payment for awakening this sexual desire from my friend........I ask her what she desires and her response is, "I want to be added to the account too." Well I ask my friend what she thinks......Thats when she responds with "What ever you want Master." In my head I am tripping out. Well skipping all the boring details.......i now run an account where they want me to post their pictures and lure guys to comment dirty comments so they can get off.........Honestly I have never felt so damn happy ever.....If you are lucky maybe i might be able to convince them to let me post them here.......They LOVE reading dirty, sexual comments about them.......Hopefully you can help make that a reality for them in the future.....Thanks for listening.............

Please use my pregnant cow of a wife!
Tell me how you would use her. Cum on her pics. Pee on her pics! Cock her! Caption her!
More will follow!

Roast my best friends mom. She's had 5 kids. 3 different dads. Degrade her. Fake her. Caption her

I confess i jack off to my ex-gf's best friends on a consistant basis, even before we broke up. Come to think of it i jack off to my ex girlfriend many times a week. We dated for a long time but broke up 2 years ago, but i still jack to her all the time and am friends with her and her friends on facebook and i have all of their photos saved to my hd. I still jack off to her like 2 years later, make captions of her and her friends, and ive began posting their pics online to spread them for like months. Theyre all 24 and im 22. I think i might be obsessed with her, am i?

I confess that precisely one hour from the time I post this I will commit suicide. I have a plan and have made all necessary arrangements to ensure its successful execution and to ensure that my financial affairs are in order and the information is organized and accessible to my designated executor.

The events that lead to my decision have been several years in the making, and have been recurring relentlessly. I simply can no longer live with things as they are, and am powerless to alter them.

I have tried self-medicating with an assortment of street drugs, including tina and smack, alcohol to the point of routinely completing a fifth of vodka a day, and, of course, a variety of prescription narcotics, such as oxycodone, hydrocodone, oxycontin, fentanyl, demerol, MS Contin and a variety of others. Some were prescribed to me but most I purchased illegally from connections I have or, in the past, the Silk Road.

What has lead me to this point, you ask? It's complicated. I've sought help from a number of professionals, to no avail. They all told me my distress is in my head and not real. I've confided in friends, only to be judged and ridiculed. I got a therapy dog but it ran away and I can't find him. I'm out of options, and no longer have the will or energy to go on, or the motivation to seek further help.

Simply put, I am killing myself because of all the GODDAMNED, MOTHERFUCKING, BULLSHIT, CAPTIONS THAT FUCKING RETARDS ON THIS SITE UPLOAD. THOSE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS TAKE PERFECTLY GOOD PORN AND FUCKING RUIN IT BY TURNING IT INTO INCREDIBLY STUPID RETARD FOOD. THESE FUCKING FAGGOT TURDS THINK THEY ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER, AND COMING UP WITH ORIGINAL AND EROTIC SHIT THAT WILL TURN DUDES ON, BUT THEY AREN'T. THEY ARE ONLY DISPLAYING THEIR OWN FUCKING RETARDEDNESS. FUCK YOU, YOU COCKSUCKING, CAT SHIT-EATING FAGGOTS!

So that's my story. Soon I'll be headless and slumped over my bed in the beautiful Waldorf-Astoria hotel in midtown Manhattan. The maid, Esmerelda, is Mexican, of course, and I confirmed with her that she will be working my floor tomorrow. Poor girl. She's not hot, but she's very fuckable from behind. I would've raped her and gone out in style, but she was very nice to me, and I'm not that much of a dick.

Fuck you all and farewell

(Posted this yesterday but it seems to have gone)
There I was, rock hard. reading a Sunday paper. There was an article about supermodels doing cocaine. There was 2 pictures; they were bent over a toilet doing line and the caption read: ‘Naughty Snorty’. I was hooked. The sight, thought and image of a woman doing a line is so erotic. Whether with others or sneaking off to the toilet to powder her nose: so divine. The elegantly naughtiness and taboo of it. Especially when their clad in leather and also smoking. The whole experience. From taking the bag out of her handbag, cutting the powder into lines while dangling a ciggy; rolling the note and snorting to rubbing, twitching their nose: so powerful. Then bring in the extra layer of taboo when Mommy snorts a line and offers you the other one. And tells you, this will be our little secret before you fill her coked-up mouth…

Can someone please tell me why every 3rd video has a stupid fucking incest caption? I have absolutely nothing against incest based porn, but if you label it incest it needs to BE incest, not some random skank and her dick of the week. At MOST 1 out 100 videos labeled incest or "brother fucks sister, dad fucks daughter etc" is actually legit, the rest is pure bullshit, just two random ass people fucking that aren't even kind of related.