Tonight my gf's best friend is coming over. We are making majic brownies and she has never partaken before so i am hopping that this hits both of them lika a strong afrodisiac and i can get the threesome of my dreams. Evil plan number one -take one
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Has anyone been watching any of the Women's Olympic events? HOLY SHIT, THOSE SPRINTERS HAVE NICE ASSES! Out of all those damn athletes, at least ONE has to have made a vid at some point.
One million brownie points go to whoever finds a vid of an Olympic athlete doing something sexy on vid, nude preferably of course.
I confess I've let my college roommate fuck me in the ass for all last year even though i had a gf.
I had a gf coming in from high school. A Korean girl who i've been dating for two years now. My roommate was a football lineman, a black guy stacking 6'7 high, with serious muscular build. As a blond 5'6 with thin arms and legs, he made me feel inadequate and feminine in his presence. Whenever he was in the room, he always wore a tank top, and because he was always exercising, the whole room raped my nose with his odor.
So one day I decide I will work out. And it goes pretty well. After a week or so, i'm happy with a little muscle tone and i check myself out in the mirror naked. I feel someone looking at me and when I look at the doorway my roommate had come in afte rpractice. I think it's at that point that everything changed. That weekend, we got drunk as hell- just the two of us. When we were drunk enough, he forced me on his lap and started fondling me, touching me in the hips, fondling my balls. He said he always wanted to do this, that i was very cute and that i was gonna be his girl. I felt myself blush but I still resisted. When I resisted, all i could do was try to wiggle my butt away, which gave him an erection. He made me suck on his 9" cock, and kept fondling my hipbone as he went inside and eventually I came then he came inside me. When I stood up to go, he pulled me back in and forced me to cuddle with him. I could feel his dick between my buttcrack.
That was during the last weeks of first semester of the year. After that, we started fucking like rabbits. I embraced my feminine role and started acting like his wife, which turned me on. He made me shave all my hair in the arm pit and the groin. Before his big games, I always gave him a blowjob. After sex we cuddled. Around my gf, he was perfectly cool. Occasionally he would grab me hard in the ass when she didn't notice and i would yelp in delight. We stayed in dorm for break, fucking nonstop. By the beginning of the spring semester we fucked so many times I was now a better fuck than my gf ever was or would be.
We set up a "brownie system" where if he did well, he would get one brownie point which he could use to do anything to me anytime he wanted. One time, when my gf's parents were coming over for dinner, he cashed one in right before i was going. He came inside me, and during the whole, I imagined his seeds wiggling inside me, impregnating me. They kept leaking, so I could hardly stand up the entire dinner.
Next year we're going to be roommates again. I will update if there's anything more ;)
I confess that I am going to have a trick or treat competition this halloween. The best dressed gets a special browny with a gooey center.
I confess when I was at school my friend's dad had loads of porn on VHS in his garage. Most of it was fairly vanilla classic 80s North American and European stuff. But a few seemed to be home made, probably not by him but anyway one sticks in my mind...
The girl was about 18/19 but she'd dressed in her old brownies dress, a short brown dress that was now very tight and absurdly short. He barely had to hitch it up to fuck her. She was role playing being a brownie (6-10) and protesting like he was raping her. They played out a little scene at the start which made us laugh where he bribed her with sweeties to let him touch her cunt, then he got "carried away". He fucked her pussy and arse and it ended with him cumming in her mouth and her seeming genuinely disgusted and being forced to swallow.
I remember it so well and still wank to it in my head now. I wish I'd copied it. I guess the girl would be 45ish now. So if you're out there "Becky" - thanks!
Life is Good
the country club that i work at was having a big event. and there was a crazy amount of leftovers -- delicious pulled pork, slaw, veggies, cakes, sandwiches, pastry etc.
I always walk around and ask other employees "Did you want to take home some pork? "
"Nancy, do you want to bring home some pastry or brownies for your parents and your your brothers?"
But after i know that everyone has gotten all that they want i grab it. And i grab all of it!!! Cause it's just gonna go in the trash.
"Call me the dumpster diver!" I often say to co workers.
So i have this obscene amount of food to share with my Mom and adult nephew.
So after work i do not have to go home and cook. And i enjoy that. i can just relax and drink vodka. Life is good.
So while having this feast i decided that i'd give a little to my favorite charity. My agnostic self donated to a Christian charity. I donated to a wonderful shelter that provides wonderful meal and housing to homeless people.
Not a lot of money. But it's better than nothing. It's what i can do right now.
I never thought that incest would be as good until I did it with my mom. Although I've fantasized about it since I was a teen, I'm 27 now, I didn't expect it to be sooo much better than normal sex.
My dad got busted soliciting sex with a hooker, my parents immediately separated. My mom, 46, was feeling unattractive after knowing my dad had been tricking around. I knew this was a perfect time to pounce on her insecurities and finally bang my thick booty mommy lol. I moved my mom into her sister's last month, then invited her to my apartment that night. After drinks, we lounged on my couch for some netflix and chill. After the movie we were watching was over, I entertained her with some antidotes with the room dimly lit from the netflix menu on the screen. She really loosen up after she ate one of my mild pot brownies, never haven been high before she was nice and passive. I wrapped my arm around her and planted kisses on her head periodically. I made it a point to reference her beauty, and increase my contact with her by gradually petting her arms and thighs. Almost sleeping with her head on my chest, I took her to my room, sat her on my bed, then held the back of her neck to give her a kiss on her cheek. I left the dark room to give her some time to get comfortable in my bed, strip down to her underwear, and get under the sheets. I myself stripped down to my boxers in the living room, waited five or so minutes, took a deep breath and went into my room.
I got into to my bed and spooned my mom, placing my dick right against her big round ass. either sleeping or half asleep, my mom didn't move for a few minutes. She then snuggled up to my hug from behind, kind of grinding herself into my body as if to get comfortable. I spent the next hour kissing her neck, grinding her ass with my dick out, fondled her tits, belly, and naked thighs. I was in heaven, that alone was better than most full on sex I've ever had. Either she didn't know, realize, or care that it was her son feeling her up and grinding his dick on her, she pressed deeper into me. Her hand found my hip and pulled me into her, moved her panties down, then grabbed my hand to put my middle finger in her mouth. Sucking on my finger like giving a blowjob, and my dick rubbing on her vag from the back, I was ready to penetrate her. That first thrust had us both gasping, my head was spinning from the feel of her pussy. something about my mom's juices or something had my dick throbbing hard, almost like a taboo spice that made my head soar. After several humps from behind, I got up on my knees and picked her up to face me with her legs wrapped around me. We had our first kiss, a deep passionate tongue on tongue long kiss. Our mouths never left contact as i stuck it in her from the bottom, then lied on my back. We kissed and fucked from that position, even after one or both of us came we never stopped kissing. Even during breaks to get me hard again, our long kiss continued without missing a beat. After all the sex she laid her head on my chest and we fell asleep.
she lives with me now and we bang or the regular.
I confess that I would like to get some cannabis in the UK. Can we talk about drugs please? I am 37 I a friend gave me a doped brownie last weekend and I loved the effect, so relaxing and smooth. I want to get my own supply to make my own cakes, I cant smoke it as I suffer from asthma. Now, I think its illegal in UK, does anyone know if the police take too much notice? Also beacuse you ahve to buy it say at pubs or whatever, is it safe? Any advice gratefully accepted. Peace !
fellow brothers and sisters... and dogs alike.... i need your help... where around the net could i find more sites like motherless? sites that include animal sex and videos like on this site but is free to watch all the videos... the people that help get verry special brownies... with pot in them =p
looking for a picture of a girl in a brownies. i think. she's wearing a brown vest.
Hi guys, after a webcam masturbation video featuring a girl with shoulder length browny hair, sorta crinkly. I distinctively remember the video having a very green background, like an intense pea colour (she has a crap taste in paint). It looks a lot like my friend, want to confirm it's her. The video may or may not have her wearing glasses, I forget. Don't think there are any toys etc.
I just ate special brownies and now I'm gonna browse porn. Anyone else enjoy this too?