I confess today I jerked into a bottle cap went into a busy grocery store and threw it all over this chicks nice lil bum

Tried eating frozen cum for the first time today! It took me a few years to even try that, I like many have laid on my back & shot into my mouth & It's ok when your really horny. I should state that I'm straight but have sucked a few dicks :p Anyways, I was super horny & had a 3 day load saved up, So I came in the top of a spray hairspray bottle (after I cleaned it) I put a tootht pick in it to make a mini popsicle (cumsicle) lol. It only took about 3 hours to freeze, I rinsed the cap under hot water & freed the spermsicle holding it by the tooth pick (btw a piece of paper helps keep the stick in the middle) I was horny again by this point & tried licking it while I jerked off, It was actually not bad at all, More not as thick as fresh cum but still had that tingly taste to it. It was so hot knowing I was eating my on cum while I jerked, I even rubbed it on my 4skin & cock head while I jerked off. This is one I'm gonna do again for sure!

Anyone else tried it? What did you think?
I'm thinking it would be fun to put these in alcoholic drinks I make for girls ;)
Or maybe even add flavoring syrup to the cumsicles. I'll try to make a pic next time I make one on post it here, Others post yours if you like.

Hey Omegle/Chatroulette fans - I'm looking for a video that used to be up here that was capped from either Omegle or Chatroulette. It had a girl who at one point fucks a beer bottle. And she kinda has funny looking arched eyebrows...that's all I remember to describe it...random I know haha

I think I know the girl in the vid, and went back to my bookmarks to confirm, but noticed the video was deleted. Ring a bell anyone?

I've done something I haven't done in a long time. Before I moved away to live on campus; I used to cum in my sisters shampoo bottle everyday. It was thrilling for lack of a better term. The thought of my cum in her hair, running down her face, possibly getting in her mouth amazing to say the least.

Well I'm back now for a couple days due to a death in the family; and I just came on her toothbrush. I'm letting it dry overnight so it's ready to use in the morning. I hope it doesn't fuck up the bristles or anything, I don't think she has any idea of the extent my shenanigans though so no worries.

I wish her tooth paste had an unscrewable cap so I could just cum in that instead.

confession. I LOVE the smell of gasoline. i used to put it in a emptied out water bottle and just take of the cap and enjoy the fumes. the smell i miss more than anything. i wish i had two tanks of gasoline at my disposal now.

So ive got a real fetish for womans underwear! Any chance i get i will look through a hot friends underwear drawers.

Few years ago i was round at a friends, and he had a really hot sister. She looked like a real dirt bag, piercings, tattoos all that kinda stuff. Anyway i said i was going to the toilet but really went up and had a look in her room. I thought she was out. So was looking through her drawers at her thongs when she walked in the room. She caught me red handed. I apologised and begged her not to say anything. She told me to leave.

Few days later i got an email from her. She told me that she wouldnt tell anyone on one condition, if i would be her slave for a day. I honestly couldnt believe it. The last few days i had been shitting myself, and now she contacts me and it sounds like she wants sex. Of course i agreed, who wouldnt! We decided on a date and i came round a few days later

I walked in to her bedroom and on her bed was one of the thongs/gstring i had been looking at, and also a dress. She told me to put them both on. Said if i was gonna sneak around her underwear like a little bitch she would treat me like one. Said if i didnt do it she was going to tell everyone. So I did. It was a pink G-String, with like a little skirt thing round the waste. And a black dress. She then told me to get on all fours on her bed. She had handcuffs and cuffed me to the bed.

She then pulled out a selection of dildos and a strap on. She told me she was gonna fuck me like a little bitch. She also pulled out a ball gag and a blindfold. She put them both on me!

She started off with her finger, on in slowly, then two fingers. Ive had a finger up there before while having sex. It felt uncomfortable but not bad. Then i could hear her putting lube on something. Flipping the cap of a bottle! Next thing something cold was shoved up my ass! She was using one of the dildos! This didnt feel too bad either, she was pushing it deeper tho and doing it faster.

She then told me she was going to put on the strap on. I was dreading this as the thing looked very thick. She left the room and the dildo was still in my ass. I heard her come back in and could feel her climbing on the bed behind me. The dildo was pulled out, then i felt something else go in, and one hand guide it in. I bit down in pain, it was more surprise then anything.

However, i realised this felt nothing like a strap on, altho the lube was cold it felt warm, and not totally hard. I could also feel it pulsating in my ass as it fucked me. Skirt hiked up and gstring pulled to the side. I could feel it getting harder, and could hear deep breathing that didnt sound like a woman. Then suddenly i felt cum in my ass. It pulled out, got off the bed then walked away. She uncuffed me, told me to leave then left the room. I got dressed, the strap on was still there, i felt it and it was totally dry.

Once i put the clothes on i just bailed, not before grabbing the pink gstring tho. I know everyone will probably thing this is some made up story, i dont care tho. Ive never ever told anyone what happened, i kinda put it to the back of my mind. Altho i think about it alot when i masturbate. This is the first time ive ever told anyone.

Update on the cock craving I posted about last month.



It turns out I didn’t have to look too far. I have a woman friend. We’re not physically intimate. Never have been. But we get together every so often for a beer and to swap stories. She knows about my early experiences with guys so it wasn’t odd that I would tell her that I was thinking about getting some dick for the first time in years. The problem is that I work, recognizably, at a public job, for uptight people, and it wouldn’t go over too well if they heard I was trolling for a fuck on Tindr. Worse if it was Grindr.

She kinda chuckled and told me she thought she might have just the guy for me. A friend of hers in Colorado Springs, about my age, happily married for about three years but kinda sexually stifled by a wife who, while she liked the ‘normal’ stuff, was a real 3 Position Sally, blowjobs (no swallowing) on his birthday, nothing kinky, kinda person. Lovely woman. I’ve met them both at her house, so they weren’t strangers, but I knew precious little about them.

Long story short, they were up a couple of weeks ago and I got to ‘bump into them’ as if by accident. My lady friend had texted him and asked if he remembered me. He did. Was he still thinking of finding someone to play with? He was. Was he still interested if it was a guy? Depends on the guy. Remember Val? VAL?! He had no clue I would consider a guy.

 We chatted for a minute in her back yard about ‘the next Bronco season’, and made a plan.

His wife works four 10 hour shifts a week at a hospital. Sometimes she’s off Thursday-Saturday. Sometimes Sunday-Tuesday. Some of those don’t overlap with his work schedule. He’s a 9-5, Mon-Fri guy. So, on some Fridays and Saturdays, there are about 12 hours a day, if you include the commute, that he has free.

Free to meet someone in a motel. Someone who also works 9-5, Mon-Fri.



He got a room in Denver and was waiting when I pulled up, delayed by Denver’s monstrous rush hour. I knocked on the door and he answered, dressed almost exactly like me. T-shirt. Sweat pants. Athletic shoes. Same colors even. We laughed and then I asked if he was still up for it. He dropped his sweats to his ankles and asked if that answered my question.

 He wasn’t huge. 4 1/2, maybe five. Cut. Small in the balls. Thick in the shaft.



I gave my first blowjob as a teenager and I didn’t mind swallowing back then. But after the few I had given as an adult, I wasn’t too hip to the idea. When he asked if I was going to swallow, he didn’t know that I knew that his wife didn’t. I told him I would and guided him to the desk chair. 

I worried that maybe I wasn’t going to be good enough at it. I was when I was much younger and my one real gay affair had never complained. But doubt does creep in. I started slow. Licking, tonguing, kissing the shaft while pumping with a loose fist. Then I had the head in my mouth, paying attention to his breathing and his hips. When we got to ‘Aw fuck, aw fuck, aw fuck!”. I pumped harder, took him in deeper, and when his hands took hold of my head, I pumped until I felt those few drops of cum and took him all the way down.



So much cum.

Swallowed every drop.

He asked what he could do for me and I was honest with him. I have a history of spinal injuries. As I’ve aged, my ability to get and maintain an erection has ebbed and now, at nearly 60, a real hard on is rare. So while I wouldn’t mind, I just really wanted to get him off and would he want to fuck.

 His answer was to strip completely, as did I, and I knelt on the edge of the bed.

I’ve always been iffy about rimming someone. I’ve done it but it’s usually in the shower. He, on the other hand, wanted to do it to his wife and she wouldn’t let him. With finger and tongue, he took his time and got me well and truly ready. Then pushing me forward on the bed, he knelt behind me. He’d come prepared. I heard him putting on a condom and there was the click of a lube bottle cap. 

Friends, I was right to want to get fucked. He didn’t go as deep as maybe I would have been able to take but he was thick enough to stretch me wide and make it sting. That man could fuck.

Where the blowjob might have taken about 4 minutes, he stirred me up for about 20. When he grabbed my hips and stuffed all of him in me and came, he was wheezing so hard that I thought maybe I’d coronaried him. I don’t know where he got it all but when he pulled out, even after all the cum he’d fed me, that reservoir tip was full.

He looked at mine, dangling there. “Because of me?”

“No,” I replied, “Because of me. But believe me, hard cock or no, that fat thing of yours felt sooooo good in me!”


We showered together and when I lathered his privates, he stiffened up again. He’s almost my age and where hardness is difficult for me to achieve, it seemed that he was built like a teenager.

We dried off in a hurry and I laid down on my back, pulled my knees up, baring my asshole, and said something like, “You had better make this one memorable. It’s gonna need to last,”



”Until next time?”

“Until next time.”



When he came this time, it was the last gasp of empty balls. He pulled off the condom and came on my soft cock and balls. Even that felt good.



Will there be a next time? With him? Maybe. He’s good but he’s married and while we were talking he admitted that this could be a one-time thing. But even if it’s not him, I could see me playing with the right guy. I don’t mind swallowing as much as I thought I did. And I definitely enjoyed being fucked.



I still enjoy and prefer the company of women. And if I can get hard enough to fuck, I’d rather share it with a woman. But somehow, getting another guy off is something completely different and I’ve still got a craving for it. If I do it again, I’ll let you know.

There is this girl I hate. I like fantasizing about how I would kidnap her, sew her pussy shut, beat her, dress her up like a bride, and rip her vagina open with my dick from behind, while choking her face with a wedding cake during improvised wedding ceremony. If that's not enough, I think of sewing our marriage rings to her clit and rip them off when it's time to exchange rings. Other times I fantasize how I'd rape her for months, use pain-inducing drugs and all kinds of physycal and mental torture like ripping her hand nails off or surprise-fisting her (virgin!) anus, or leaving her for days of loud white noise in cold dark chamber without food, and every day or two - slowly cut off parts of her while my penis stuck in her ass - one part at a time, until she has no arms, no legs, no eyes and ears, no teeth and tongue, so that she would ethernaly stay in the dark, not able to communicate in any way. And then I would return that meat bag back into society for rehab, so that she always think about me and fear/feel the pain, and shit in her bed until she went insane, while laying in some hospital in complete safety and comfort. I also would invent a tactile sign - a pinch maybe, which I would always use while torturing her, while she is still able to see me and what I'm doing to her, so that later I could come to hospital when she's convinced that everything is over and remind her that I'm still free and more importantly - close by. Among other things, when she hasn't yet been severely tortured, I'd make her do things to other people - raping and assraping a teen girl with a beer bottle (with a cap on), cutting off slices of her face skin and rubbing salt into wounds, assraping a small boy with a hand cut from a girl while chewing his dick and showing him a video of how this girl was tortured, boiling his leg in oil and eating it in front of him while he's dying from hunger, and many other disturbing stuff. And then I would torture her while blaming for selfishness - that she would prefer other people suffering rather than suffer herself, and that if she had properly refused I would have just let innocent people go. This is how I hate this girl. Most of all I hate her for making me think all these things and enjoy torturing her.