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16 Mar 2012 1:42AM
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Anyone here use generic Viagra or something like it and where do you get it? I am 60 and finally slowing down and could use a booster.

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30 Nov 2010 8:32AM
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Alright..... This was going to be a reply, but I figured it deserved a post of it's own.

I always choose crazy girls to date. The "i love you" then 2 seconds later "I want you dead" kind. We all know em. Anyways, we dated for about a year. I was a true gentleman in the beginning. I brought her roses, took her shopping, and brought her to some extremely fine dining establishments. In short, I was every girls fucking dream.

After about our 3rd date, approx 2 weeks into knowing her, she invites me over for drinks. I'm like "Alright! Action!" Boy was I right, action indeed. This girl could suck a dick so goddamned good it was amazing. Her pussy was't shaved, but we can't all be perfect. That night we dropped the propper people act and started just fucking. A lot.

Fast froward about 8 months and she cheats on me. I tell the bitch to get the fuck out. I expected it, I mean I knew the girl was a whore when SHE invited ME over to fuck on the third date. Not a big deal. I played surprised, but I knew she was a whore.

Now we're about 3 months after the cheating thing and the bitch starts texting me. My dick was dry, so I kept her on the side for about a year. I would always have her come over to my place on friday; we'd watch 1/3 of a movie and fuck for the rest. This went on for almost a year: I could fuck anything because I knew that on Friday I had guaranteed pussy. It was a confidence booster to say the least. Best year of my life. Fucked a different girl every night almost.

So by now we've been fucking or 2 years, and "broken up" for like 18 months. Out of the blue one day she tells me that she's prego. I'm like "OH FUCK! MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT@" But it turns out that the whore had a sugar daddy all along. Long story short the bitch keeps the kid, decides to marry the baby daddy. During this interval I settled down, found a GF I love, and stopped thinking about my crazy ex.

Every now and then I would get a text saying "Hi" or some bullshit, but I would juts ignore them. Finally, about 6 months ago, she CALLS me and I answer. She had broken off the engagement with her Fiance because she missed my fat dick. I immediately put my CoolFace on and went to work ruining a life.

We texted back and forth a little bit, always teasing, just like the old days. Then she would always tell me we needed to get together. She couldn't go to her place b/c of the kid and god knows who else. Couldn't go to my house b/c, well, I hate that bitch. So finally, after about 3 weeks of leading her around by the tits, I finally get her to go out with her single friends so we could meet at a bar.

I show up and there's my ex and 2 hot bitches. Not 10's, but +1 on my ex (she's a 6 with a great pussy). After some Vegas Bombs all the girls were ready to go. At last call I got 1 more round to make sure.

Once we got to my ex's house I kept moving around, looking a little agitated. After about 20 minutes of dumb girl questions I finally got up to piss. Guess who followed me? Yep. The whore ex. I got in the bathroom and she closed the door behind us.

What followed was, on my own eyes, the best goddamned head session I've ever had. She sucked my (quoting her) "big fat dick" all the way to the balls. I made sure I hadn't showered in a day and I'm uncircumcised so it wasn't pleasant. I kept gagging her and looking at myself in the mirror. After maybe 10 minutes of head I decided I wanted to use her up one last time.

I pulled her up from her job at hand and told her to "lose the fucking panties." She was in a short skirt, so it made it that much easier. I lifted her up onto the extremely cheaply made bathroom sink. I grabbed her legs and made her wrap them around my waist, and then I stuck just the tip in. God it was hot and wet! She hadn't been fucked in at least a week. I went into fucking beast mode on that pussy, blasting all inside her in about 10 minutes. After I pulled out she pulled me upstairs to her room.

That's when I got mean. She was on the floor, on all 4's, literally BEGGING me to fuck her again. I told her I got what I wanted and went to wash up in the sink. The whole time I was washing my junk she was puting and pleading, begging for a dick in her. I just said "Nah, I already came."

On my way home to my lovely GF I get the text I've been wanting for almost 3 years: "Fuck you you son of a bitch! I won't ever text you again! You're a fucking loser!" And I laughed.

Best fuck of my life. Well, maybe fucking her when she was prego with another dudes kid was hotter.... Real story bro

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21 Jun 2011 11:33PM
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got a new truck...2002 Dodge Ram QC Sport...im sixteen...got straight a's for years plus paid for some the truck...did some mods already and this is what it looks like

Custom Taillight
FireStone Ride Rite Air rear airbags (for increased payload and better ride)
Spectre Cold Air intake (the real deal no fake shit)
front vents through the grill for gold air
Powerwire (15rwhp tricks the cold air sensor to think its colder...more gas)
Transmission line booster(increased pressure in the line quicker shifts)
4.56 Tall gears (1600 fucking dollars well worth)
better tires
subs (8 speaker surround)
7inch touch radio (GPS Bluetooth and DVD, Backup Camera 320watt)

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A couple weeks ago I put up a post on Craigslist about wanting to lose my virginity, because I'm 28 years old and it was getting embarrassing. I didn't expect anything to come of it but it was a desperate last-ditch effort before getting an escort. I started to feel really pathetic about it because after I posted it I sat there refreshing my email for like an hour hoping for a response and nothing came through.
I kept checking back all day long and nothing, not even spam. Eventually I jerked off and went to bed and feeling extremely bad about the whole thing.

When I woke up the next day I had a new email from craigslist - a response to my post! Awesome! I clicked on it hoping for the best and got something unexpected. All it said was "You down?" and had a picture attached. The picture was a topless self-shot fit girl, no face, big-ish tits covered by her arms, wearing white boyshorts. I figured it was spam and started to get depressed again, but just for the hell of it I ran the picture through google reverse image search and tineye and they both came up with no results. I went out on a limb and decided to assume it was real, since if it was spam they were using a picture that wasn't anywhere else on the internet, so I replied and said that with a body like that, anyone would be down, but I wasn't sure they weren't a spammer.

A few hours later I got a reply, apologizing for not being more obvious. She said she was 28, same as me, disease free, and got really turned on by the idea of fucking a virgin and being the girl that I would remember for the rest of my life. Holy shit! She also asked me to send a picture. So I took a (clothed) picture and sent it and 15 minutes later she replied to the picture by saying "OMG your place or mine?" and gave me her phone number. I thought the OMG was a little weird and didn't understand it but fuck yeah, I was about to lose my virginity to a girl with a slammin' bod so whatever. I texted her and told her to come to my place and gave her the address, and she asked if that night would be good. Fuck YES that night would be good. She asked if I lived alone and I said I did, and she said she would be over at 8. I went out and bought a box of condoms (for the first time ever... it was really awkward).

A little while before 8, she called me and told me she was outside. Holy shit, here it was. I was getting extremely anxious and nervous. I went and opened the door, and here's where this gets unbelievable (I still can't believe it happened) and I found out what the "OMG" was all about. It was a girl I went to high school with! No fucking joke. Not just a girl I went to high school with, but a girl I had a huge crush on in high school. I used to, no joke, jerk off to her myspace pictures on like a daily basis (I didn't tell her that... lol).

I tried to keep my cool and invited her in. We sat and had a couple beers while catching up. I told her about my crush on her in school and how back then I wanted to lose my virginity to her so badly, so it was funny that she was here now. She asked why I was still a virgin, and I told her that I was very shy and didn't even know what to do, and my dick was below average and I was so embarrassed about it that it made it hard to even approach the situation. She thought that was kind of cute and told me she would teach me everything I needed to know that night. It was like a dream come true! I was already hard as a brick and she hadn't even touched me yet, and when she noticed she looked at me and smiled then bit her bottom lip.

She sat down on my couch and I went and sat next to her. I told her again how embarrassing the whole thing was for me and asked if she could just take control of the situation and tell me what to do. She nodded and got on my lap, straddling me. She asked if I had ever done anything with a girl and I told her that kissing was the furthest I had ever gone. She asked if I wanted to feel her boobs and without even responding I reached up and cupped them in my hands, then I just sat there holding them for what felt like forever but was probably only a few seconds. I felt like I was already going to cum, this was the closest my dick had ever been to a vagina and only two pairs of jeans separated them. Then she laughed at me and told me not to be so gentle and took her shirt off. I tried to unhook her bra real quick but couldn't figure it out, so I lifted it up and started squeezing her tits. She started biting her lip again and took the bra off too. Her nipples weren't as nice as I used to imagine them but it was still a great pair and I kept squeezing and playing with them. She started squirming around on my lap and rubbing against my cock, so I ran my hands down her side to her thighs, which I held on to.

She unbuttoned and unzipped my jeans, pulled my dick out and started stroking it. I told her no one had ever even touched it before. She was probably stroking my ego but she said it wasn't as small as I thought it was and that huge cocks weren't all that great because sometimes they can really hurt and they don't guarantee good sex. She asked if I had ever seen or felt a pussy before and I said no. She slid off of me down to the floor and licked my cock from the bottom of the shaft up to the head, then stuck the entire tip in her mouth and sucked/licked it for a few seconds. It felt even better than I had always imagined and I moaned "oh god, I'm about to cum" and she stopped. She stood up and took her jeans off and asked if I wanted to finger her while I cooled down so I wouldn't cum right away. I was waaaay in to the idea (my first time feeling a pussy, hell yeah!!)and suggested moving to the bedroom, which we did. She laid down on my bed and told me to take her panties off. She apologized for not wearing "something sexier" but they were just white cotton boyshorts which I find much sexier than anything else and she giggled when I told her that.

I pulled them off her in what felt like extreme slow-motion. This was my first time ever seeing a naked girl with my own eyes and her pussy was every bit as beautiful as I used to imagine it in my fantasies. It was small and had a kind of natural spread to it and really did look like a flower. She thought it was cute when I told her that. I told her how incredible this all was and she giggled and like fake-yelled at me to stick my fingers in. I stuck two fingers in and felt around and I was in heaven. She was soaking wet and it was slick and warm inside. I gently slid my fingers out and back in a few times and told her I didn't know what I was doing. She again told me not to be so gentle, and to really get up in there and find the spongy part. I stuck my fingers as far in as I could and found what she was talking about and she moaned when I touched it. I kept running my fingertips across it, taking short breaks to pull my fingers out a little and then go back in. Her moaning got louder and more frequent and after a couple minutes she announced that she was about to cum. It was a hell of an ego booster! I started to pull out and she again fake-yelled at me to get back in there and finish the job, so I slid my fingers back in and started rubbing it more intensely. She started to squirm and gasp and moan louder. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she kinda screamed a little and then sighed. She looked at me and smiled and told me I did a good job. That felt fucking great! I was feeling like the fucking king of the world. I pulled my fingers out and sucked her juices off them. It tasted a little salty, not as good as I had always thought it would, but not bad. I told her she tasted incredible anyway.

That was all just the beginning, we had a lot more fun that night... but I need to stop writing for now. I'll finish the rest later if there's interest

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