ok so i just joined this website for someone to talk to. i don't really know what to do right now and it has been a surreal day. i borrowed my brothers laptop earlier because mine wasn't working. i was on his account so i decided to be a bit naughty and see if i could find anything of interest, didn't really find much in his files but i did find a few bookmarks that i didn't know what to make of. he's favourited a lot of incest porn and in particular brothers and sisters, not to mention a lot of ass related videos! i wasn't sure if this was purely just a fantasy in general or whether he was fantasising about me but it made me think a lot.

i am not a particularly good looking girl and a lot of effort is required for decent spam pics. but at the same time judging by his collection of ass worship and rimming videos, it made me wonder as i think i have the the type of ass he seems to like - its fairly big, round but firm. i would've understood if he wasn't popular but a lot of girls fancy him as well as my friends and he was quite active from what i heard. he has a nice manly build and looks pretty hot in jeans.

so i was browsing this site all day and to be honest, it made the situation worse. theres no way another guy like that would be in to me and it had me imagining what his dick would look like and what he would do with me, if he was given the chance.

we are really close but i always imagined as brother and sister though i knew he was good looking. but i played a million scenarios in my head of him doing the types of things in the videos he's saved to me. i thought about creeping in to his room to play with his cock at night, for him to creep in to my room and eat my ass, finger it and fuck it like the videos. but at the same time, what if he didn't? how would you even go about making something like this happen? and if it did, it would change everything forever and how would life be after that? all those questions were running through my head.

anyway he came home earlier, so i decided to take of my knickers and just wear my tight pyjamas to make my ass stick out. i bumped in to him in the kitchen and i could see him in the corner of my eye that he was looking at me but whether he was looking at my ass i didn't know. and when he was walking out of the room, he looked round again although he had no reason to so i turned around and he immediately he looked the other way though i wish he hadn't. but i needed to make sure and tested him one last time, i waited till he came back from the garage to go back upstairs and i got up to go upstairs too making sure he was right behind me. i walked up the stairs with him directly behind and i know he was fixated on my ass inches away from his face and it was confirmed by the mirrors at the top of the stairs - he looked very lustful.

at this point, i decided i had to have him even if it was just a one off but i really didn't know what to do and realised that it would probably require time. but i wanted to make sure that if he was going to masturbate over anything it would be over me. whether he liked me was still unknown but i knew he wanted my ass. so i was looking for any excuse to go to his room and make sure i showed him as much of it as i could before he went to sleep.

after spending what seemed an eternity trying to figure out how to go to his room, i thought i would just go in and pretend i was bored although i never really used to do that. i walked in and the lights were off and he was lying on the bed watching something on his laptop with his earphones in. he told me to go and he was really tired but i insisted i was bored and sat on his bed as close to his face as possible anyway so there was no way he would not be able to see my ass. he seemed a little frustrated as if he was in the middle of something and i had just interrupted him and changed the position of his laptop so i couldn't see the screen. i asked him what he was doing and he said he was watching a movie, he never uses his earphones to watch a movie as i can always hear from outside his room when he's watching a movie so i knew he was up to something somehow although it was a bit strange as he was lying on his stomach. i said lets see and turned the laptop around but his right arm was stuck under the duvet as my back rested on it and he couldn't get it out in time to stop me having a look at the screen. i clicked the movie off and clicked on the safari tab to see about 4 tabs of bro sis porn.

my instant reaction was to act like i was surprised as he looked really embarrassed and didn't know where to look. i knew i had to make him comfortable as quick as possible so i told him it was okay and i didn't mind, he looked at me a bit confused so i got up a little, grabbed his hand and placed it on my ass and sat back down.

he seemed momentarily shocked but i told him it was his if he wanted it and smiled. he seemed relieved and whispered if i was sure, and i just pressed my ass down on his hand and he got the idea as he gave it a squeeze. he pulled me a little further in to the bed and lifted the duvet to show his boxers next to his knees, ass out and dick hard. i whispered i knew it and he took my left hand and placed it on his cock and pulled the duvet back up. for a while he put on the movie and we literally didn't speak at all and he just squeezed my ass through my pyjamas while i played with his dick. after about 10 minutes of silence, he asked me to get in to the bed and i reminded him that mum was in the other room. he told me not to worry and we just lie on our stomachs and pretend like we watching a movie.

so we put the laptop at the head of the bed and some pillows just below to rest on while we lay on our stomachs. with better access he continued squeezing my ass and eventually he put his hands inside and reached for my asshole. i squirmed at first as this was the first time, and he just kept on rubbing it with the tip of his finger. he was finding it quite difficult to get his finger in so he pulled it out, looked at me and actually licked it before continuing.

I was so horny by this point and he visibly was too. He got up and walked to the door as i just looked at his muscular ass with just a t-shirt on and opened it to check if anyone was walking around in the hallway. He came straight back with his dick in his hand asked me to open my mouth. The dick was so hard and the veins were popping out i kissed the tip of his dick while i looked in his eyes, i couldn't explain the expression on his face - like he just wanted to fuck me so bad – he certainly wasn’t looking at me like his baby sis anymore. I licked it a few times up and down but the saneness in me reminded him that if someone walked in it would be impossible to explain. He returned back to the door and checked it again, ran back, pulled the duvet down - spread my ass cheeks and just licked my ass crack from bottom to top and went straight to the asshole and started probing it with his tongue. He told me he'd been wanting to do that for a long time. I was so worried about getting caught and told him to come back in to the bed.

We actually watched the movie for a little bit as he rested his hand inside my pyjamas occasionally giving it a squeeze. Within 10 mins, mum walked in to see where i was and we acted as if she was interrupting an interesting movie and she got the point and said don't stay up for too long. She walked away and closed the door of her room as we both knew that something was about to happen.

We gave it about 15 minutes and i told him i was going to my room to sleep just to tease him. He sat at the edge of the bed and grabbed the top of my pyjamas and pulled me back and took a bite of my ass and gave it a slap. I felt like one of those sluts he shags but loved it. He sat me down on his dick and asked me to grind on it. I happily obliged and rolled my ass around on it till his dick felt like concrete. I stood up and bent over for him and looked behind while he took of my pyjamas and started kissing my ass. I stood upright again as he just digged in to my asshole like he was starving for a good 10 minutes. By the end of it he was swirling his tongue inside my ass while his dick looked like it was going to explode. After he was done, it was finally my turn. I turned around and got on my knees and pulled his boxers off. I sucked his cock and balls for as long as i could until he told me he had to cum and i told him to just do it so he did in my mouth. I am back in my room now contemplating what will happen tomorrow. Excited but scared at the same time? What if he's ashamed and doesn't look at me? What if we continue and we get caught?

I confess i love having my OLD niece sat squirming on my lap , it makes me so hard! I then tickle her to make her squirm and grind more till i cum... And they are some of the best orgasms i have ever had. Can't wait till tomorrow , am sitting so my bro and his dog of a wife can go out , cum time!

I broke up with my girlfriend about 6 months ago. I have fucked 5-6 different girls since then, a couple of them on a somewhat booty call. I am into kinkier things and most of the girls have been a little kinky but not nearly as much as my ex.

I love being dominant...spanking girls, fucking them hard, usual stuff. Recently my ex texted me out of the blue and within about 2-3 hours of texting she tells me she wants a casual fuck buddy and wants to know if I am interested.

We didnt have a nasty breakup so I was all down for it. We just didnt work but the sex was amazing and she was really kinky. Even thought I normally like to be dominant, I did occasionally switch with her..like letting her toy my ass and fuck me with a strapon. It makes me cum really hard.

So we met up this weekend, had a few drinks and went back to her place. She took off her dress and she was wearing the sexiest lingerie and heels. I spanked her cute ass and fucked her like I owned her. We both came a few times the first night and passed out together.

The next morning I wake up to her wearing a cute pair of panties and a strapon. I felt something different and looked down to see my cock was locked up in a chastity cage. WTF! She giggled this cute but evil laugh and said I was going to be her bitch that day. She said she would let me fuck her as soon as I could cum with the cage on.

I got really turned on while she lubed up my ass and my cock strained against the cage.
Her strapon was nice and thick and she fucked me really hard. She teased my cock in its cage as she fucked me which made it hurt even more as my cock tried to get hard. After about 15 minutes of her fucking me I finally started to cum in the cage and it was very intense and different than any other orgasm I have had.

She pulled her strapon out and bent down to start licking cum off the cage and sucked the whole thing into her mouth. She had the key on her necklace and unlocked my cock. She took off the strapon and straddled me, putting my cock inside her panties and started to slowly grind her wet pussy on my cock which made it hard very quickly.

She said that if I wanted to keep fucking her that I would have to wear the cage all day on the days we were to meet up. I quickly agreed and she slid my cock inside her pussy and rode me until I came inside her.

I'm getting wrapped up in an affair at work and I'm not really sure what to do. There's a woman in her early 40's that I've worked with for a few years now. I feel comfortable saying that we've become friends over this time but in the last few weeks things have gotten out of hand.

First off, she's been having some serious marital issues. Her and her husband have seemed to be on the bring of a divorce for the past few months but she's trying for the sake of her kids. I've been trying to be a good friend and be supportive whenever I can. Now every few weeks we have a little after work get together and once we've had a few drinks in us we started flirting.

Things have just escalated from there. First it was just the stares that lingered a little to long. Then just the friendly physical contact that we don't want to break. And last night while dancing along with all of our co-workers she was grinding into me whenever she could. She gave me a ride back to my car and we ended up making out a little. I don't feel all that terrible about it and I won't be surprised if something more happens but I'm just concerned with where things are going to go. She's really sweet but she's a lot older than me and things are really hectic. On the other hand all I've been thinking about is tasting her again. I have a feeling more bad decisions are going to be made....

*Erotica, all individuals are adult age 18+*She walked home from class past my house every day. She was soo punctual that I could have set my watch to her arrival, I would come outside and fiddle around in the yard about 3:50 because I knew that when would show up at 4. It started as just admiring her body as she walked but a few weeks back I had become braver and started striking up conversations with her and it has now become a daily ritual. I learned her name was Beth, she was 20 and in her sophomore year of college. Over the winter she usually wore a heavy coat and tight jeans that concealed her body but as summer was upon us now she had shed the coat for camis and little shorts or thigh length sundresses. She always loved to tease with her summer outfits as her DD tits were usually on display, bouncing while she walked as her tops struggled to contain her amazing looking breasts. Her hourglass figure shown perfectly going down to a bubble butt ass connected to long legs. Her long blonde hair in a high ponytail would dance around her back while she walked. When she stopped to talk it felt like her blue eyes would pierce my soul and see through whatever bullshit I had brought up in conversation seeing the lust that hid behind my eyes. Usually our conversations were short but the last week they had gotten longer and it felt like she was lingering around just to tease me. I caught her shoe untied yesterday and when it told her she immediately got down on one knee to tie it revealing that she wasn't wearing underwear as her tight little pussy played peekaboo with me while her tits spilled out of her top. I looked at her lustfully trying to hide my gaze as she finished and stood back up. She has the kind of beauty that causes boys to walk in to things and fall over as she struts down the street but lacks the perception of the world around her and the confidence in herself to see what effects her little outfits have on others. Today was different, I had recently bought a van for work and I was cleaning it out to stock it with supplies I needed throughout the day. I had noticed the metal rings bolted to the floor for securing cargo in the back of it, one of the reasons that I had bought the vehicle initially because I was tired of things sliding around while I drove, but my mind had wondered what other uses I could make with them as my mind wondered lustfully about the daily visitor I had. Today I was in and out of it putting things away as she came strolling by. We started our conversation in the usual way exchanging pleasantries when she offered to help get things out of the garage and put them in the van with me. I couldn't refuse and seeing her dress ride up her fantastic ass as she bent over to grab boxes out of the garage then again when she leaned in to the van pushing the boxes to the back drive my desires. Her back was to me as I dabbed some cleaning chemical on a rag and followed her to the Van. She put her load down and when she stood back up she stood on to me. My left arm wrapped around her stomach and the rig in my right hand covered her mouth and nose. She struggled for a moment trying to scream but all that came out were well muffled shrieks. Before her body went limp. I quickly attached a color around her neck locking it in place so it couldn't be removed, a 10 foot chain attached to the collar was then locked to the cargo ring in the back of the van. I had made sure to remove the inside lock slider on the side door and closed it with her laying in back. My heart was racing as I frantically scanned around to see if I had drawn any attention, to my relief I found the street empty.  I climbed in to the drivers seat and drove out in to the boondocks 20 minutes away from my house. I knew the area well as I had come out here many times to relax and enjoy the scenery. I'm my many trips to this spot and hours at a time I had spent here I knew that no one would be around. During the drive I could hear her coming around and shuffle herself as I parked the van and shut it off I looked back to see her rubbing her head and eyes realizing something was around her neck. I got out and went to the side door, opened it up to see her on her ass with her legs bent under her. Her blue eyes looked up pleading at me clearly confused about what was happening. I told her to get out of the van and she stood there in front of me trembling. I looked at her lust filled as the chain dropped over her shoulder as she stood there while I admired her body. She had a confused look in her eyes but clearly realized what was happening as the affects of the chemical cleaner wore off. My hands on her shoulders I played with her dress straps and slid them down her arms her dress dropped down her body to the ground. I pushed her to her knees in front of me feeling slightly guilty about what I was doing to her innocence but I couldn't stop myself. "Scream of you want, no one will hear you. We're not leaving until I'm finished!" I tell her, watching the tears streak down her face. She mumbles something under her breath, to me it sounds like she says good but I can't really make it out for sure. She stares straight forward at my cock bulging against my pants as I grab her hands and place them on my belt "undo my pants and have a closer look" I command. She does, fumbling around with my belt before she unbuttons and unzips my pants. She guides them down my legs, I watch her intently as my cock pops out, she stares her eyes get wide clearly conflicted by the amazement of seeing my cock for the first time as it stands throbbing in front of her and disbelief of what is happening. My hand wraps around her ponytail as I guide her head towards me and I tell her to open her mouth. The head of my cock slides between her lips as the press around me. I can feel her nervousness as it slides in and out of her mouth. She doesn't know exactly what she's doing and it shows as she's just taking her ques from me. I try pushing in deeper with every stroke and as I get about 3/4 of the way in she chokes and puts her hands on my thighs pushing me back as I watch her tits bounce while she coughs around my cock. I guess instinct kicked in at that point as she wrapped her hand around my cock to keep me from pushing in too deep again. Her lips tighten around my cock and I can feel a slight suction. My cock feels rock hard in her grip as she starts working her mouth up and down my shaft on her own, but now she's clearly figured out what I meant when I said we're not leaving until I'm finished but it seems that she hasn't had much practice at giving blowjobs as hers is mediocre at best ans and to me this is only the appetizer of the evening. She works her mouth around my cock as her hand slides up and down the shaft now with vigor and I can feel it throbbing with her touch. I pull back on her ponytail pulling it out of her mouth and I pull her back up to her feet, her perfect naked body standing in front of me as her chest pokes out towards me. My hands on her tits and I fondle her pushing her back I lift her in to the doorway of the van, her feet resting on the step as I push her on to her back. Her legs are spread giving me a view of her tight little pussy, I stroke my cock slowly as I admire the view for a moment before I slide down to my knees to start kissing her thighs. She whimpers and moans as I slowly kiss a path to between her legs and around her little slut. Her body starts to betray her as she rocks herself back and forth gyrating her hips while my tongue teased her. Her moans come in to rythim with her body as my tongue slides up and down from her ass to the tip of her pussy, while I look up at her I see her hands clutching her breasts. My cock twitching between my legs at the sight as my tongue pushes her apart and starts to explore her. I find her clit as I slowly flick it with the tip of my tongue her breath becomes heavy. Her hands on her stomach as she continues to roll her hips bucking again me I feel her body tensing up and releasing as she moans louder with her body shakes. I feel here hands move to my head as my finger starts to slide in her pussy, I feel her contractions around it as I add a second finger, I worked it in but she's tight. Her pussy leaking lubricates my fingers entry in her, her breath becomes labored moans becoming almost constant as I slide my fingers in and out of her. She puts her hands on top of my head pulling me in as she starts violently grinding her pussy against my tongue and starts screaming "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" her pussy clamps down hard on my fingers and juices staring shooting from her pussy as she rolls her hips. I try lapping up ever drop as she comes hard for the first time rolling right in to a hard second orgasm then an even harder third orgasm releasing even more juices every time. Her hands pushing my head back from her pussy as she tries to regain her composure. Her hips still rolling as I kiss the top of her pussy making my way back up her body as my lips land on her nipples my cock slides against her pussy, parting it with my shaft as she pushes back grinding herself against me. She wraps her legs around me and I make my way up to her lips, her arms wrapped around my neck as she pulls me down and we kiss deeply as we continue to tease each other. I know I need to quit for a minute to get the condoms out of the glove box I put there for this occasion but I can't stop myself and she shows no signs of releasing me. Her moans are intoxicating making me loose whatever control I have left as we slide her pussy up and down against My cock.she pushing herself up and I pull back just enough that the head of my cock finally finds her sopping wet pussy entrance the head of my cock starts its journey inward. She has a tightness o hadn't felt in many decades since I was her age as I push myself forward she squeaks with pleasure as she grips my cock tightly and releases it with every inch until I'm as far as I can get inside of her. Slowly, gently I pull out to push back in, her pussy gripping my cock swallowing it before she releases so I can pull back out. Every thrust is met with her pushing back as her legs pull my body in to hers. My pace slowly increasing with her moans, her contractions begging me for more and trying to coax the cum from my body as my hips slap in to her thighs. Her breathing become heavy, labored with my thrusts as she starts to orgasm wildly and I push in harder. Her tits bounce with every thrust and she pulls me down for another kiss before pushing my head towards her breasts, gripping one with my hand while I suck the nipple of the others I continue thrusting in to her. I can't last much longer at this pace as the pressure builds iny balls, she's become a savage begging for my cock to fuck her harder while she orgasms, shooting squirts of juices against my body. I know I shouldn't cum in her but there's nothing I can do to stop myself as she grips my cock, her legs pulling me in and with a final push deep I release myself, squirt after squirting ejects for my cock shooting ropes of cum deep within her as I push in hard moaning. Her eyes looking up at me grow wide as she figures out what I have just done. A worrying look overtakes her face for a moment before she tightens her legs around me and finishes orgasming herself. I pull out and push in her a couple more times as she releases her grip from me. When I finally pull my deflating cock out of her a stream of cum flows out and down on to the van step. Sle lays there looking at me in disbelief of what just happened rubbing her sore used pussy. After a while of rubbing herself and cooking she speaks "this isn't exactly what I had imagined things would go, but I was starting to wonder how long it would take you to get the hint and make a move, I've been trying to tease you for weeks" In disbelief I mutter that it's been hard to resist. She grins at me and says "you can take the chain off of the collar, I'm not going anywhere anyways in the middle of nowhere" she giggles "but I'm keeping the collar." I release her from the chain, we both get dressed. She sits in the front with me on the way back to my house, her hand on my thigh playing with my.cock the whole way home. As we pull in she leans over and gives me a kiss before saying "we should go on another ride again soon. As she gets out her dress comes up showing off her perfect ass, she pulls up her dress for another view before she walks off going home. I go in the house and stroke off another load thinking about everything that just happened and I can't wait to see her again walking back from class tomorrow wondering what she'll be wearing.

So I'm trying to write an audio script for a performer I fancy but I obviously lack any female perspective. I like what I have so far, but think with feedback it could be quit hot. I have some further adventures in mind, so want to keep the "no touch" going through this one. I would appreciate any feedback or suggestions.

I'm Lucy, a single mother of 3.  Due to my deadbeat ex-husband, I can't afford an apartment alone, so I have a roomate.  My roommate Kevin, is a slim effeminate black man, who I thought was gay.... but I was wrong.

Yesterday I got off work early and came home. I heard something coming from down the hall, Kevin's door was open. I looked in to see him with his tiny cock in his hand holding my dirty panties to his face while he inhaled my musky scent.  

"Kevin!" I exclaimed, shocked, (but getting a bit aroused), "What are you doing?"

"Uh, uh, nothing" he stammered as he tried to hide my panties then his cock.

"Is this why my panties keep disappearing?" I asked, feelling my pussy getting wetter.  

"Uh shit! Can you close my door, I'll get dressed and come right out" He answered.

"I'm not closing the door, but you will be cumming soon"  I said, the panties I'm currently wearing are getting moister by the moment.

"They keep going missing, and I've been trying to figure out what is happening to them, now I want to see first hand"

"But, but" Kevin stuttered, utterly embarrassed.

"No buts.  I want you to keep going, and I'm going to watch."  I unbuttoned my dress and stepped out of it wearing only my bra and panties with a growing wetspot.

His tiny cock was getting hard again. "I can tell you like what you see" His eyes moved toward the growing wetspot in my panties  "I like what I see" I said removing my bra letting my 36C breasts drop out, "Do you need a fresh, wet pair of these too?" I asked removing my panties sensually and holding them out to him.

"I want to watch you jerk that cock and I'm going to masturbate while you do.  I want you to watch, and smell my juices, but you can't touch." I said

His face alternated between embarrassment and lust.  He slowly reached for my panties and brought them to his face (seemingly
forgetting he had been hiding his little prick

As he brought them to his face, the lust took over, his little cock sprung erect, and his hand moved to it.

"ughhh!" a moan escaped his mouth.

He started to stroke it up and down, and I could see the pleasure building up inside him. This is going to be so fucking good! I can feel it!" he groaned as he increased the speed and power behind his strokes. His balls were tightening.
"Hold up! Not yet,   I want to cum with you" I sat on the chair across from him and spread my legs feeling the cool air caress my clit.

I slowly started to rub my clit and insert a finger into my pussy. and brought it to my mouth.

"Mmmmmmm, taste so good" I moaned.

He stuck his tongue out and licked my wet panties. "MMMMMM" he agrees.

As I feel my orgasm building,  he lifts his head and looks directly at me. His eyes are open wide, he is breathing hard and he moves his cock in a circular motion, his little old-cum smearing around as he jerks it. He is so close.

"Shit!" he moaned as he shot his load. The puddle formed on his tight abs as he shot his cum,  his  little dick deflating.

My pussy felt like it was wetting itself in pleasure as he stared at me. I heard my voice say "Kevin!" as the orgasm rocked my whole being and I squirted so hard it streamed across the room and mixed in the puddle of cum on his stomach, and his pecker gave signs of coming back to life.

I lay back in my chair completely spent as he stared at me. I felt his eyes wander my body as my skin flushed and a shiver went through me.
"I'm so sorry Lucy,  I won't do it again" He said ashamedly.

"Like Hell you won't, I'll be right back," I said as I quickly went and grabbed my vibrator from my room.

As I walked back in, I saw him about to wipe the mess of our combined orgasms off himself with my panties, "NOT YET! Not Like that!" I said and I walked over, dipped my finger in it and brought it to my lips.  "You HAVE to try that!" I said.  "Already did while you stepped out" he said, noticing the toy in my hand, "you're not mad?" he asked,

"Mad?  that you find me sexy?  I don't think so. Mad that you kept stealing my undies and kept the show to yourself... a little" I said with a grin.

"Move over!" I said, taking his place on the bed and bringing my toy to my throbbing clit.

"Damn!" he breathed, his eyes gazing at the dildo sliding up and down in front of him. "You do get horny  huh Lucy?" he asked, his hand reaching for the toy.

"No touching, remember?" I said playfully, and slid just out of his reach.  "At least no touching me, grab that cock of yours and let's do that again" I said with a sly smile on my face.

"Fuck yeah! Damn, Lucy you know you're hot, but you also know what you're doing... Oh damn!" He grunted as his cock swelled up in his hand.

"That's it!" I said, and watched as he started stroking it., "Take your time, I want this to last." With that I grabbed my wet panties and shoved them in his mouth.  "They taste great don't they?" I asked as I turned up the intensity on my wand.

I could see his cock sliding in and out of his hand with each stroke, the waves of pleasure getting stronger and stronger with every repetition. His moans were muffled by the improvised gag made from my panties.

"Oh God, that feels so good," I whispered to myself as I turned my vibrator to maximum. I felt his balls tingling as he moaned, he moved his hand back and forth on his cock and it was too much. I couldn't stop it, I couldn't wait. My hips started to grind and in the next moment I was moaning uncontrollably, seeing stars and cum all over as my pussy squeezed with my orgasm.

"Mmppfff haroomfff" Kevin mumbled and out of that small package came the largest load of cum I've ever seen. It arched through the air and landed on my tits. I reached down, lifted my breast to my mouth and licked it off. Smiling at him.

"Yummy, but I gotta get cleaned up before the kids get home".  With that I looked over, noticed my panties still sticking out of his mouth so I grabbed the back of his head and brought him to my chest and wiped his cum off  with the panties in his face.

I got up and started toward the door, turning and said, "wash them with your next load of laundry and I'll swap for a dirty pair. You dirty little pervert."