I confess that a fleshlight is the greatest invention since he light bulb

I'm so fucking horny. I took this to send to my girlfriend and one of my closest friends (also my play partner) to tease them a bit. I wish they both didn't have to work so hard and so much. I'd much rather be inside either of them. For now I got to wait and be patient so I'll get off by showing off and fucking my fleshlight. :]

Looking for a cheap automatically stroking fleshlight. Any ideas?

Two faces I’d treat like fleshlights

does anyone want to see me play with my fleshlight???

Guys, let's make our own homemade fleshlights. What are your methods and materials used ? Discuss.

I have been thinking of buying a fleshlight. I was wondering how they are, and if it is worth it

I confess I just used my naughty boy prostate massager and fleshlight and came harder than i ever have in my life.

I confess I've had this fleshlight well over a year and havnt cleaned it once

Fucking my fleshlight using sisters lingerie wishing it was her pussy I was fucking 

some guy here already bought some fleshlight??? I wanted to clear some doubts!!!

Chow down you fucking ugly pig. Human fleshlight.

Use her mouth like a fleshlight

I could be your fleshlight cocksleeve 

I've just turned 50 and with that age bracket - there comes problems, the main ones being an enlarged prostate and erectile disfunction. I've got some Cialis and sometimes I wonder if a lot of the ED isn't psychological. My wife and I have been in an open marriage for a few years, she's bisexual and I love the fringe benefits of it. One night she went to a bar and brought back a very attractive female, who was about 45 years old (same age as my wife).
They were both tipsy, and my wife introduced me to Jessie, raven haired, medium sized tits and a nice tight body. They sat down on the couch and invited me over. Small chit chat ensued. My wife poured her some wine, and she drank some too - I refused because I knew that just in case I was going to get lucky, drinking wine would screw with my ED. I stepped away for a minute and went into the bedroom and took a Cialis, got a drink of water and chugged it. I went back into the living room where they were sitting and they were making out. Jessie noticed me, and stopped kissing my wife.
"Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were going into the other room to give us privacy..."
My heart sunk, looks like I wasn't going to be sticking my dick into Jessie tonight.
"My bad," I said, looking down - defeated.
My wife saw that I was a bit hurt and explained, "Jessie is a lesbian, she isn't into men... she doesn't mean any disrespect..."
I should really give them their privacy, I thought...
"Ok, cool - I'm going out."
So I got in my car and drove around, no destination - but then I thought about it, I just took a Cialis. Pretty soon my cock would be begging for some wet hole to fuck. I guess I could get sloppy seconds once my wife is done with Jessie... but that could be a while, so I decided to go to an adult bookstore a few miles from my house. Weird shit popped into my mind, "Maybe there's a hot chick I could fuck in a glory hole, I've never done that... or maybe I can get an escort or hooker..."
All kinds of shit was going through my mind. This bookstore is a 24 hour store, so I went in and it was busy as fuck. All I wanted to do was ask the guy behind the counter where to find a lady of the evening, but too many people were around him. I noticed two women looking at toys and giggling, the looked like they were in their mid 20s, so I tried to blend in and started looking at masturbators. The small version of the Fleshlight was 79$?! I was taken aback and shaking my head. I was trying to maintain the "no eye contact" creed while I browsed all kinds of toys. I stopped in front of the 'prostate massager' section, all shapes and sizes - I never had a massager or anything anal but I heard of the wonders of prostate massages. Too bad my wife and her new friend were fucking around or I'd definitely try to experience something like that. I heard a little whisper behind me, something like "you ask him..."
I turned around and it was the giggling ladies. One was a brunette with very dark brown eyes, the other woman had purple and white streaks in her hair, but had cool blue eyes. Both were very attractive.
"Hmm? What's up ladies? I asked.
They blushed, "ummm, are you gay? No offense if you are... we're just wondering about the prostate massagers..."
I blushed, "OH, NO NO! I'm not gay, I'm straight..." so I did something that I never did with a stranger, I opened up, "I have ED, and I've done some reading and some people say these things help. I just turned 50 a few days ago, and my wife is at home banging her girlfriend and I'm just here... browsing because - well I just took a damn Cialis and ... well that's that. Sorry if it's too much information... I'm not a creep or anything."
The brunette smirked, "You don't look 50 at all, I thought you were about 35 or 40 at most."
Purple haired girl nudged her friend, "he's cute for a 50 year old..."
They both giggled and blushed. I didn't know what to say, this was odd because I've never talked to anyone in any adult bookstore given the exception of the checkout clerk. They saw I was struggling too, and the purple haired one spoke up.
"So you let your wife bang other women? That's kinda hot... I just broke up with my boyfriend, and Amanda just doesn't like dating at all so we're both kinda of single but we keep each other company if you know what I mean?"
My dick twitched.
"I'm Mike," I said, extending a hand out to the purple haired girl. She took it, and replied, "I'm Mary and this is Amanda, nice to meet you Mike."
Amanda's face was turning a bit red, "Mike, since you don't have anything else to do, you want to join us for some coffee? There is a cafe just down the street!"
I agreed, and started walking towards the door when Mary said, "Mike, aren't you forgetting something?" while pointing to the prostate massager.
I picked up the smaller one, $45... and headed for the check out. I paid for it and the clerk put it in a black bag. I turned around and Amanda and Mary were gone. Well there goes that. I left the store and walked to my car.
"Mike!" I heard a call from a distance, it was Amanda waving from across the parking lot.
"Oh I thought you both bugged out," I laughed.
She took me by the arm, "oh hell no, and miss the chance to hang out with a sexy 50 year old with ED??"
We both laughed. Mary, Amanda and me walked down the street arm in arm to a cafe. We sat down and talked for what seemed to be hours. These two women were not only attractive, but smart as hell too. I asked how old they were.
Amanda spoke first, "I'm 23, just turned 23 in January."
"I'm 26," Mary said sipping her coffee.
I laughed, "you're both half my age!"
"Older men are sexy, our generation likes older men. You guys know what you want and you're not complete idiots, or assholes," Amanda said.
Again, my dick twitched.
Mary looked me in the eyes, "we're freaks in the sheets, Mike."
I couldn't help myself, "is that an invitation?"
Amanda put her hand on my knee, "why would two girls in their 20's be hanging out at a bookstore at night unless they had an agenda? You were the first decent guy that came in there and we were in there for a while..."
My heart started racing.
"We're gonna put your little toy to the test, if you let us..."
I was in for an adventure of a lifetime.
We went back and got in my car, I drove them to Mary's apartment, and we all went inside. There really wasn't any wasting time. They stripped me down as soon as the door was shut. My cock was in Amanda's mouth as Mary's tongue probed my throat. My hands wandered from Mary's sexy tits, down to her dripping wet pussy. My cock was rock hard as Amanda shoved it all the way in her mouth to the hilt. I'll admit, I don't have a huge cock, I'm just normal - but the way she was sucking my dick put me on top of the world. They led me to the bedroom and Amanda pushed me down on the bed. Mary unwrapped the prostate massager and started playing with it using her pussy. She let it slip inside her.
I got kind of worried, I never had anything going up my ass before... so my erection started going down.
"Oh, baby - nothing to worry about - just relax..." Mary said.
Amanda climbed on top of my face and I started licking her pussy, she smelled really good, and her pussy tasted sweet. Amanda started moaning and I grabbed on to her nice soft ass to steady her.
I felt Mary playing with my cock, pumping it with her hand, then I felt her mouth around it and I was hard again. As Amanda rod my face, Mary mounted my hard dick and I felt how tight she was. I moaned as her pussy stroked me up and down.
Amanda came hard on my face, squirting a little - but I didn't mind at all. I held her against my mouth until she almost passed out.
Amanda crawled off to the side, and shivered. I could see Mary in all of her glory, bouncing on my cock, smiling. Her nails sunk into my chest as she rode me, moaning. Amanda got up and started fingering Mary's clit and licking her tits as she rode me. Soon Mary came hard, and I could feel her warm pussy juices dripping onto my balls.
"Your turn," Amanda said to me as she grabbed the prostate massager and rubbed it on her pussy.
"We gotta get it nice and wet Mr. Mike..."
Mary spit on her fingers and started rubbing my asshole and Amanda slowly pushed the pussy juice soaked massager in. I moaned in pain, that shit hurt...
"It's ok Mike, we're going to go slow..." and they did.
Mary started sucking on my cock as Amanda slowly used the toy on me. I tried my best to relax. I was trying to focus past the pain... it took a while but Amanda started hitting something that felt so good.
"That's it Mike, relax... we're going to drain those balls..." Amanda said, pushing the toy in, and pulling it slightly out. She started going faster, and then faster as Mary moved her mouth up and down on my pulsating cock.
"Give us all that cum babe, come on..."
I had these two young women fucking the shit out of me... and I felt this weird feeling starting to erupt around my entire body, like all of my nerves were electrified (but in a good way). Suddenly my cock erupted as Mary stopped sucking both of them literally started making out as cum exploded on their tongues and faces. They moaned, they licked my cock and more cum sprayed out. Mary deep throated me, then Amanda did. Then they kissed deeply. I was on the verge of passing out.
"Did you like that, Mike?"
"HOLY FUCK LADIES" I gasped.
They both laughed. They took the massager out of me and put it in a bag.
"I'm going to give you my number, I really hope you call me... I wouldn't mind having more adventures with you..."
"Did you think this was a one time deal old man??" Mary joked.
"You can spend the night with us if you want... no strings, just chill and cuddle and sleep..."
Amanda lit a joint and took a small hit, passing it to me. I took a hit, held it in and let it go as I passed the joint to Mary.
"I'd love to spend the night," I said as we all laid in the bed together.
When I woke up in the morning, both of these babes were cuddled into me. I woke them up and told them I had to go home. They both kissed me goodbye, we exchanged information and they promised me that there were a lot more adventures to come.
When I got home, my wife was passed out in bed with Jessie. Both were naked. Jessie had a tit hanging out of the covers, it was a little saggy compared to the ladies I just spent the evening with.
I started cooking some eggs, but couldn't help of thinking of Amanda and Mary.
I have to confess, I think I am falling in love with two women I just met at an adult bookstore... I've never been treated like that in my life, I felt like a king. Not only was everyone sexually satisfied, we all got along great. Maybe I'm just too deep into a fantasy with two young ladies... but honestly I want more of them. Not even concerned with fucking my wife at this point.

I have a fantasy where I would maybe go to a sex toy shop and buy a fleshlight.  I'd find someone at the store, some random guy, and talked him into using it fresh from the box, maybe id buy him some stuff as a thank you.  If he would let me watch him jack off with it, awesome, but if he'd prefer to go into a private room to use it alone, that would work too.  The point is that he would bring me back a freshly-used fleshlight filled with cum.  I would then use it myself, without washing it, using his cum as lubricant.  If he or anyone else wanted to watch, awesome, but even if not, just sticking my cock where someone else's cock had just been, and left a sticky load of cum, would be such a turn on. 

Looking for a vid:
2-3 younger guys sitting on a couch, using a fleshlight. One of them says something to the effect of "I think you'll like this more" and starts sucking the other one.....
I can't find it anywhere!

well over a year ago i bought a fleshlight and i been using it more then twice a day.. hasn't been cleaned out once when i open the aluminum container it reaks up the room its turned to a disgusting brown color i enjoy it even more n that its dirty pics upon request

Since it's payday and you're on this site for freaks, you may be interested to know that you can make your own sex doll for under 200 dollars... You can buy mannequins on ebay for around 80-100 dollars. You can buy a fleshlight for 25-40 dollars and stick it between the mannequins legs. Ones that have a vagina texture on the outside are especially useful.

For breasts, look at something called the Un-Bra. Silicone sticky pads that feel good to squeeze and they'll stick to your doll forever. You can find them used, meaning fresh off some girl's small tit's...

For ass, find a pair of padded panties with a soft squeezable butt part.

Now comes the fun part. You can buy used women's workout clothes, which are good for helping the doll stay together. You can easily get a hot girl's sports bra and tiny shorts for 10 or 15 dollars total. Feel free to shop around and find used panties, socks, whatever.

You're capturing a piece of all those girl's souls... And putting it into a sex doll. That you can keep in your closet or wherever.. Think about how much more the other sex dolls cost.

You could probably even buy those fake breast sex toys and use those. The possibilities are endless. Just look at ebay.

If you really have money, you could even buy things like cheerleader uniforms and high heels. Yes I'm a perv. Yes I have no life.. No need to troll.. This is good information!

Blonde or brunette Fleshlight?

Confession- i blew a few clouds, now some lube and fleshlight for a couple hours. along with Porn...

The girl i'm hooking up with is 200 miles away, i'm taking pics next time. she does everything and likes it more if im spun

Looking for a video I saw on here a few months ago. It was an omegle (or CR) cap of a lesbian bating to a dude fingering a fleshlight. Can't find it again and not sure if it was taken down or I just can't search it.

a link to download would be so nice! thx!

just got home from work and I need to pump. share your favorite fleshlights and fantasies and lets goon to them!

     This is my confession of getting caught on purpose by a long time friend of the family. Last week i had to travel out of town for a week. I would be out of town until friday night. On Thursday morning my mom texted me. She said that she knew i was not gona be home but she wanted to let me know that she needed some papers that were on the kitchen table at my house. She said she was gona tell carol where my hidden key was so carol could run by my house, let herself in & pick up the papers. Carol lives rite down the road from me and it would help my mom out to bring these papers to her. 

     This is not uncommon. Carol is a longtime friend of our family and probably my moms closest friend. She has been in my house many times even when im not at home. As a side note she is very hot and even though she is married i have wanted to fuck her all my life. We flirt back and forth. The problem with this plan is i came home from my trip a day early and did not tell any body. I had parked by my barn where my vehicle could not be seen from the house. I had planned on spending the biggest part of the day naked in house all alone jerking off watching porn. 

     I didnt answer moms text because she was telling me this so if i would know where the papers were when i noticed them gone. I decided this was a great time to have a little fun. What a turn on it would be for me if carol was to stroll into my house thinking no one was home and "catch" me naked rubbing my cock. 

     I had everything set up. I did everything just i do when im all alone doing this for real. Had porn playing on my giant tv in the living roon had my bluetooth headfones on where i could hear only porn. Took off all my clothes. Got my fleshlight ready and i watched out the front window while i waited for carol to come by. When i saw her car coming down the road i positioned myself on my couch where my back would be towards the door she would come through and start jacking my dick. 

     I played with myself for about an hour before i couldnt hold out any longer and shot a load. It was incredibly exciting not knowing exactly what she saw or for how long but knowing she absolutely saw me jerking. When i stopped the papers she came to get were gone so she was there and there was no way she could have been in my kitchen without seeing me. 

    I cant wait to share what i found out happened if anybody cares. Let me know if you want the rest of the story. 

Any girls wanna control my fleshlight?? Hmu😘

Anyone for a fuck tonight my cock is hard and all I have is a free house and my fleshlight as my wife is out to work

Use your sister as your fleshlight

Looking for video I saw of a guy jerking off with a fleshlight and his mom is filming him. Has anyone come across this

So, I stayed home from work yesterday because I am rehabbing my bathroom. My sister-in-law has a key to the house so she can take our dog on walks when we're at work (we pay her for it - she's a professional dog walker). Instead of me doing the shit I needed to do in the bathroom I decided to take some time for myself and jerk off. It was supposed to be a quick jerk off session but it turned into me getting my Fleshlight out, washing it and looking for some virtual porn that I could watch on my phone. So I attached the goggles, hooked up my headphones and went to town. I didn't bother shutting the door to the bedroom because I was home alone (accept for my doggo). I totally forgot my sister-in-law was coming over and never called her not to take the dog for a walk. I figured my wife is at work, she's usually too tired to fuck when she gets home - so we usually fuck on the weekends anyway. Yes, my wife knows about my fleshlight - she has many toys too. We're sexually open about masturbation and do all kinds of fantasy roll playing. She's 32, and her sister is 24 - I'm 33.
I heard a few noises over the moans and sounds of the virtual porn I was watching, but just thought it was my dog playing with his toys. I kept going, and tried to keep pace with what was on screen, the woman was begging for cum in the video and I wanted to time my ejaculation to the video. Boom, the guy in the vid pulls out of the sexy buxom blonde, and sprays his cum just above her shaved cunt. I pull out of the fleshlight and mimic what he's doing in the video and throw the fleshlight to the side and jerk off with my hands - I can feel the warm cum splashing on my stomach and I moan with pleasure as I orgasm. I laid back, watching the rest of the video and just chilled for some post nut tiredness.
Finally I took the goggles and headphones off, took my phone out of the goggles and put it back in it's phone case. I heard the front door shut and my heart stopped. Fuck.
I got dressed as soon as I could and went to the front of my house. My dog was gone. Then it struck me. My sister-in-law was taking the dog for a walk. There's no way she didn't hear me going to town, and she probably seen me. I looked on the carpet to see if there was any impressions of shoe marks near my bedroom - and sure enough, two small feet impressions right by the door - like she stood there watching me for a bit. I was so embarrassed. She'd be finished with the dog walking probably in another 20 minutes, and I didn't know how to handle the situation. In my mind I wanted to run, to escape - because I surely would be red faced when she came back. I decided to play it off instead of leaving. I went into the bathroom and started working on the tile - eventually she came back with my dog and I heard the front door close and her letting the dog off the leash.
I made some noise in the bathroom just to make myself know.
"Oh hi!" she yelled from the living room, "I didn't know you were home!"
"Hey! Yeah just trying to finish up the bathroom!"
"Ok, tell Natalie I said hi! See you later," and she left.
I get a text from her, "Hey, this is awkward but next time close the door... I can see why my sister married you tho ❤️" - the heart emoji got me lol.
I blushed and wrote her back, "I'm so damn sorry, I'm embarrassed af. Won't happen again! Please don't tell Natalie you saw that. 😳"
"It's our little secret 😘"
The thing about my wife's sister - she barely dates anyone. She's bi - she's been on dates with mostly women. But she's usually always single - she was fucked over bad once and she's basically given up on relationships.
Anyway - I get another text later on, this time it's her topless, "I need bigger tits, yes? I'm thinking of getting a boob job. Thoughts?"
I didn't respond back right away. Of course, conspiracy theories were jumping around my head - thinking that maybe my wife put her up to all this - so I decided to just tell her "they look fine, don't mutilate them, most guys don't like fake boobs."
"thx." was her reply. Then she responded back, "if you're ever home alone like last time, leave the door open. I liked what I saw. Our little secret, please."
I responded back, "ok..."
Her response, "I'm sorry - I just thought that since I saw yours it was only fair for you to see mine."
I sent her a winking emoji.
And that was the end of that. No, I have not fucked my sister-in-law. She's cute, but if my wife found out I fucked her sister - I'd be living on the street.
I'd post screen shots of the texts - but every time I have done that in the past with other shit, mods here delete it for some reason. I never post personal info.
I will post her topless pic but I will redact her face.
I guess I have to confess, that if she catches me masturbating again and tries to fuck me - I'd probably let her. What guy would deny sex with such a nice looking babe? My wife does have bigger tits, and I think her sister has always been a bit jealous of that.
Wife's tits are 38DD, idk what her sister's chest size is... probably B cups(?)
Anyway that's that. It's gonna take a lot of will power not to fuck my SIL lol... peace.

a question for fleshlight users - does it feel like the real thing?

(28 f) For years I have had fantasies of fucking my dad. My bedroom was down the hall from my parents and sometimes I could hear him fucking my mom. The noises would make my pussy so wet.
One summer I was visiting home from college and snuck into my parents room while they were out, I found their toys. My pussy instantly flooded at the sight of all the vibrators and fleshlights and plugs. My parents are so kinky and finding that out made me so horny. I picked out one of the fleshlights and practiced rubbing the pussy against mine. I was so wet knowing my dad had put his cock in the toy that was sliding all over my bare pussy. I came so quickly.
after that day I would sneak into my parents room and use their toys any chance I could. When I could hear them fucking I would finger myself and pretend he was fucking me instead. One time I ever rubbed my freshly creamy pussy all over his bathrobe. 
I even spied on him and my mom fucking in the hot tub one night and saw his huge cock.
It is a bit embarrassing how badly I want his big cock in my tight pussy. Too bad it’ll never happen

I'm laying back on my bed stroking; my swollen cock with warm coconut oil I'm having to use my hand if I use the fleshlight I come too quick, .

do male toys (pocket pussy, fleshlights, etc) feel better when you're jerking off? thinking of buying

Ladies do you think it would be weird for a guy to buy a fleshlight??

Looking for video Blonde short hair mom walks in to see son and shows him how to use fleshlight and then she covers his eyes and tells him to put on condom and she gets on to ride him while pretending she is still using a fleshlight

I thought I had a few fuck-buddies in this town, but I can't seem to get any of them lined up, for weeks now. It's gonna be another weekend of me and my Fleshlight if I can't convince any of these bitches to come let me play with them...

:(

older guy fucking a fleshlight and cumming to a paused pic from a nude vid of his stepdaughter that he found on her laptop

Been edging for a while and am dying to cum. My fleshlight should arrive tomorrow and I can't wait to empty my balls inside it.

I confess, I spied on my sister licking the cum out of my fleshlight one day when i got home early.

Spied my mom sucking her douchebag boyfriend's cock through the wondow of the spare bedroom downstairs.

He came in her mouth.

I. Watched. Him. Cum. In. My. Mom's. Mouth.

Walked into the house, went straight upstairs to my room (attic), and dumped all my shame into the fleshlight.

what disturbing horrible things would you do to this fleshlight

i confess at this point and time in human evolution, faggot females are pointless. only good for reproduction. so just deposit sperm in the bank for when you want kids and stop wasting time going after girls. all women are just walking Fleshlights!

i want fuck a fleshlight with another guy.

So I have been back on the Omegle video chat lately, and my session tonight was definitely an experience to say the least. Let me say this though...Ive done a lot of gross, degrading, and deplorable acts while video chatting, but only once or twice have I felt so gross afterwards, that I had to take a shower right away.
Just like almost every time I am on the Omegle video chat, Im looking for younger girls that are willing to watch me do gross, painful, or humiliating things to myself. I get the usual mix of girls not even reading my intro, reading it but wanting nothing to do with it, wanting to see one or two things then leaving, and a couple that want to see the whole show. I got a few young girls who just saw me sound myself with a Q-tip, a couple to watch me piss into a glass and drink it, and 2 friends that were on together watched me insert a celery stick in my ass, play with it a bit, and then eat about an inch worth of shit covered celery...And while that last part was VERY disgusting, it didn't even come close to the way I felt during and after my most recent session.
So the most recent girl, was a cute lil brunette with freckles, very nice big tits, and just a tiny bit chubby. She said she was 19 when I asked, but she looked a bit younger in the face...but then again, her tits did make it seem like she may have really been 19 afterall. Anyways, our session starts off my me inserting a Q-tip in my urethra, pushing it all of the way in slowly, then forcing it back up by rubbing the bulge that it make along my cock...Pushed it back in, then starting to pull it in and out, over and over again.
Next was the kicker though. And I really loved her Imagination on this one....
She asked if we had any Mayo. I got up to check and luck would have it, we just got a new jar from the store today. I show her the unopened jar of Mayo, then open it to reveal a completely full jar. She then starts to play with her bare breasts and asks me to stick my balls in the jar, so I tea bag the opening of the Mayo jar, then stuff my balls down inside of it. I press the jar into my body, making sure, my balls were as deep in as I could. Then she asks me to fuck the jar like it was her tight pussy, and then moves the camera down and starts to rub on her clit and finger herself. I jack off for a few seconds to get somewhat hard, then proceed to TRY to fuck Mayo jar. At this point I was starting to get grossed out a bit, so I am having trouble really getting hard. I let her know this and then she says "Imagine it is my tight pussy" and really starts to finger her pussy. After I grab the mayo jar with both hands and start thrusting into in now, its beginning to feel good, like a pocket Pussy/Fleshlight. However, then she writes me, "rub it on your face for me please and ill cum". Im thinking "alright, im loving this kinky bitch", so I do it. I start by standing straight up with my mayo covered cock pointing at the camera, and use my hands to scrap across my cock, getting globs of mayo them, then get on my knees in front of camera (so my face is in front of it now), and start to lather on the mayonnaise across my face (mainly my cheeks, chin, and nose). She told me to use more mayo, so I dug one hand into the mayo jar and scooped a good amount while starting jacking off with my other hand.
Now, while Im jacking off and staring at her while she playing with her VERY lovely tits, and lathering my entire face with mayo, I'm getting really horny. She tells me to pull off my shirt, and use the entire jar to cover my entire body. I start with my nipples, chest, and stomach. At this point, I am now thinking about how good it started to feel just before she told me to stop fucking the jar, AND I am starting to get really grossed out by the smell and the feeling over the mayo covering me...So I tell her that I would really love to start fucking the jar of mayonnaise again so that I can cum inside of it, and leave my cum in there, so that way the next time someone goes to use it, they unknowingly are eating my cum.
She tells me to start fucking the jar again, and I really do this time. I am about as hard as I can be when I stick it in the jar, and really start to thrust into it, like it was some young hot piece of ass. I am a little concerned because of the loud squishing noise it making, and the fear of someone hearing it, but I was too horny to give a damn and fucked it even harder. After about three minutes of thrusting into the jar, I cum into it with a release that I haven't felt so strong in awhile. She then told me to lick my fingers with the mayo and cum...I licked one of my fingers a little bit but started to get sick of the idea of all of that mayonnaise. After using about 20 Kleenex tissues to clean the rest of the mayo off of my hands, she asked me to stick my tongue in the jar and lick up some of the cum and mayo mixture, I follow her orders a little bit, and get a tiny bit on my tongue, show it to her, then shallow it down. I think she could tell that I wasn't down for more mayo fun, and said that she wished I hadn't cummed so soon in our session, b/c she wanted to play longer, but I told her that I was at that point of where I either had to fuck it then and now, or start getting too grossed out by it. She played with herself some more as I attempted to clean some of the oily mayo mess on my body, then left the chat.
I then cleaned up the area (mayo was splattered pretty bad all around the computer desk, with multiple big globs on the carpet), then I stirred up my semen into the mayo so that noone could tell and put it back into the fridge, so that anyone who used it now would be unknowingly eating my semen too. I then jumped in the shower and got all of that nasty oily mayo off of me, and came straight back to the computer to right out this confession. I am still super horny, and think I want to fuck the mayo jar again before I go into bed, and put more cum mixed in.

I wish I was the one who could fuck that fleshlight.

I'm interested in buying a fleshlight for my boyfriend. What is the best/most intense sleeve for it?

I just want to be able to quit my job, drop out of college, abandon all my social obligations and just be my husband’s dumb little fuck toy. Like all I want is to be kept on a leash in the basement and used as a fleshlight and I really don’t think I’m asking for too much 😩

I confess that I just bought a fleshlight, and I have to say it feels much better then using my hand.

I confess that sometimes I roll up a towel or blanket with a condom or disposable glove inside, then fuck it like a fleshlight. Recently I have dug one from earlier in in the day out of the trash and inverted in on vaguely dick-shaped things, using my old cum to fuck my own asshole. It gets me super horny and I cum really hard.

Im nothing but a fleshlight for my superiors 💕💕💕just a doll made to please anyone strong enough to hold me down 💕💕💕

My ideal fuckdoll would have extensive brain damage which causes lack of complex thought and a constant dumb and stupid cross eyed expression. Her windpipe and asshole would be her most used holes. A breathing fleshlight. A pliable sack of meat.

I confess that i just took my the screen off my boxfan and taped a little lamp shade to the base and stuck the rubber pussy from my fleshlight in it then i stuck my dick in the fleshlight and turned the fan on high and ive never came so hard or fast i held the fan above my lap going up n down with it while it spun fast as fuck wowwwww anyone with a fleshlight please try it you will fucking love it

So my girlfriend had to have a hysterectomy last year at the age of 28. Since then she's been in a lot of abdominal pain and her sex drive has sort of bottomed out. She's been feeling pretty bad about this so last night she went out and bought me a Fleshlight STU. Let me just say that if any of you have been considering getting one.... DO IT! This thing is freaking awesome! It's like having your own personal tight teenager in a badass gold case. lol Hope that helps anyone thinking of making a purchase!

so yesterday I went onto a sex toy website because I was thinking about buying some lube and I got really horny while browsing, I ending up buying lube, a fleshlight, a cock pump, 3 butt plugs (small, medium and large), a dildo and a vibrating prostate massager all set to arrive on Thursday, I cant wait. I have only tried anal masturbation a few times with my fingers and few small items I found about the house, now I cant wait to i become an anal whore able to take my new large butt plug or dildo without hesitation. I was thinking about documenting my adventures would anyone be interested in seeing that sort of think

I confess. Im 21 an dont get me wrong I love my gfs pussy (who is 20) but they should design a fleshlight to have the tightness of a 10yr olds pussy. that be the shit.

I confess I like to (with her consent) pin my wife's arms down with my legs, then I hold her head with my hands and I start to thrust into her mouth. She squirms a little but I have her arms easily pinned. I alternate from holding her head still and just pounding away, to holding still and using her head to Jack me off like a fleshlight. She closes her eyes and I'm sure wishes she was somewhere else, anywhere else, but I demand she open them and she snaps back to reality as my hands firmly bob her head back and forth on my cock

How would you use this breathing fleshlight

Fleshlighters are hot as hell

I often fantasize about hooking up with another bi guy and using a bitch as our personal fleshlight. Fucking and pounding this toy as hard as we can with total disregard for it.  Completely ignoring its crys and screams while it's sandwiched between us getting assaulted. It's all about me and my l partners pleasure and what ever the toys state is when we're done oh well