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Motherless...you are the place to confess this. I was at the beach last year, and while there I let a group of probably Girl Scouts bury me up to the neck. Much like you see in such comical shows as Empty Nest and Rescue 911, we all had a blast and luaghed out loud like the internet kids do now. I was sporting a hard-on underneath the sand then all of a sudden here comes Dad. He says, in a rough voice i shall never forget, "what have we here?"...there followed alot of ummm's and ahhh's and then he said..."I'm gonna shit on your parade", spam he dropped his pants. Now the girls were mesmerized, I was fearful cause i know a teabag coming while buried under sand to smell it ten miles away and this smelled like a teabag. No...it wasn't, he spread his cheeks of his ass and let forth the most fragrant fart ever smelled. I am now fixated with him or members of his family farting directly in my sniffer...what should i do?
where can i find all the my hotass neighbour comics?
i wonder how much of what we see and read on this site is all male fantasy and fake and how much is real. how dirty are women/girls in real life? i read and see things here and on the internet in general that say they can be dirty too but everything in my experience says the complete opposite.
also, i was just reading a comic from bdsmartwork.com in which an incredibly beautiful woman's limbs were all surgically removed to make her more helpless, vulnerable, and exposed. then she got fucked over and over in every hole. it turned me on like no other cause i fantasized about that back when i first started jerking off at 12. anyone else with me on this or am i alone on that one?
Here ya go you 404 cocksuckers, ban this! It's Legal, DEAL WITH IT! http://www.imperia-of-hentai.biz/graphic/3d_comics/211020-hudozhnik-bill3d-maddie-loli-comics-.html
Does anybody know where i can get free Ay Papi comics. i have the first two and need to find the rest any web site suggestions??
I have to confess that I find that Doll chick in chat just a bit annoying. Actually, more than that. I find her incredibly annoying. Whenever there is attention stolen from here by someone else, it is almost comical to watch her try her hardest to get it back. Then the fights. People get banned for arguing with her but 99% of the time, she started it.
On another note: If you have a system set up for tipping chicks on cam, you send the message that is OK to make requests whether you tip or not. Is this a webcam site or a porn site? Man, pull the stick out of your ass and relax. The men on this site are a tad depraved and probably not really experienced with any kind of social interaction yet you ask them to act like monks and worship the girls on cam. It is gay. And yes, I mean to use that term in a derogatory way.
I do continue to come here for the simple fact that about 4 or 5 times a day, there is actually a decent chat going on and it isn't centered on Doll calling out some poor schmuck for asking to see her ass which she is showing anyway. I wish some of the people she has chased away would come back. I miss them chatting. Some were pretty quality dudes and I have actually Facebooked them and didn't regret it. One is a god damned engineer in real life and left because apparently he was to smart and proper to be in here.
Oh well. Sorry for this. I am willing to bet that this will get deleted or the only one to comment will be doll or a mod. I doubt this is that anonymous so I am sure I will hear about this later or be banned. That's a shame too. I like this chat.
I'm looking for a video/comic of age regression where a woman with a high sex drive is regressed. I've heard there is a video but I wouldn't know where to turn.
I don't know what all the haters here expect. This is the only site I know of that features any of this type of porn, so I for one am a big fan. They have done a great job of staying within the law and yet providing a mainstream outlet for the stuff we like. Good job Motherless! Haters are just big fat comic book store guys who complain about everything but their own BO.
I met this female not too long ago, a HOT little blond, and I have a weakness for blonds, I dont discriminate, but blonds are my favorite, lol. Anyways, I was in Books-a-Million, minding my own business just reading the comic books, when she just walked up to me and started talking to me. I knew she wasn't 18+ just by how she held her end of the conversation, but she looked like she was 21, 22ish. She said her friend dared her to come and talk to me. Well after about an hour of b/sing with her, she had to leave, so she gave me her number, and I gave her mine. I never planned to call her, but later that night, around 10ish, she gave me a call. She wanted me to pick up her and her friend, a hot dark haired girl. Now I am merely a man, lol, the blond was about 5'6ish, a buck and a quarter tops, nice B cups, and an ass you could bounce a nickle off of, her friend was a couple inches taller, 10lbs lighter, and had smaller tits, and they were dressed to impress. I live in a small town, so after picking them up, we just drove around. The blond asked me if i knew somewhere we could go to smoke some pot, so I drove out to a state forest, which was only 30 min's from the town i live in. We got there, and she rolled a couple of fat spliffs, and we started smoking. Well that's when it got interesting. They both started talking about how much they love to fuck and well, me being a human male, and my company being a bit out of my league as far as looks go, I kinda egged on the conversation. After an hour or so, the girls started fooling around with each other, nothing x rated or anything, but enough to get me hot and sweaty. I really don't know how or why, but we ended up fucking, and let me tell you, the blond was ok, but the dark haired girl was a pro. After everything was said and done, I ended up finding out their ages, the blond was 16, and the dark haired girl was 14, a week shy of 15. I am almost twice their ages, I know it's wrong, legally and morally, but i do not give a shit, lol. That was 6 months ago. And i'm still fucking the blond, her friend ended up moving to New York or some bullshit. I miss that one, but I think I got the blond trained. Yeah, i'm gonna burn in hell, but I don't care, lol...
Damn I love Comic-con. I go every year dressed up as a popular character that a lot of other guys will dress like, so I can blend in with the group. It needs to have a mask. The place is packed and I go up behind young, under aged girls dressed like their favorite Anami slut and rub my cock up against them. It is really easy to do because the place is packed like a can of sardines. This year I made a quick release opening for my cock to cum out and actually shot my cum over 3 different girls while rubbing against their butts. LOL
CAN SOMEONE PLZ JUST TELL ME JUST,,, WHAT IN THEEEE FUCK COMIC-CON IS..
Does anyone have any comics from BlackNWhiteComics.com? A like to a gallery or something would be nice!
My confession is I just got blown by a stripper 30 minutes ago, completely unexpected but umm ok, guess I'll get tested tomorrow.
Short version is that a close friend is here from out of state visiting. He's on vacation, but when a friend called offering a gig (he's a professional standup comic) he figured it would pay some of the vacation off. He invites me an my wife and we're thinking cool date night. I drop by the address on my lunch break and realize it's a strip club. Not wanting to waste gas I ask what time he'll be on and score free tickets before calling my wife about it. She's pissed, but didn't back down saying she wanted the date night.
We go, even show up early, wife laying the ground rules before even getting out of the car. To fuck with her I go down on her in the back of the car. I tease as much as possible, making sure she has a hard time getting out of the car and walking to the club. I'm sure the doorman knew what was up but I didn't care. The club setup was weird. They had the comics go up and do their thing, after each set a girl would go up and do her dance. Then they made an announcement about comedy night specials, 2 for 1 lap dances. A hot stripper comes up asking if we want a couples dance (since she was all up on my wife I'm thinking lesbo). I'm guessing the wife is still smiling from earlier because shockingly she said yes and we're off to a private booth. I was thinking 2 (because of the special) she orders 8. The stripper asks who it's for and I point to my wife. It's a room with a booth and a chair in the middle so she tells my wife to sit in the chair.
Watching another chick straddle and basically fuck my wife was awesome. I thought there was a "no touch" rule but I guess she made an exception for my wife. Soft moaning, decent music, tits in the wife's face and wife fingering the stripper. I'm just sitting back in the corner of the booth enjoying the view when the stripper motions for me to come over. I'm standing there obviously hard as fuck, wife's smiling, stripper is moaning softly straddling her. Over the music I hear the stripper ask my wife if she can jerk me. I didn't hear the response, I simply felt my pants being unzipped and my boxers unbuttoned. My crotch was head level to my wife, and so she turns and kisses my cock as this stripper strokes.
That's hot, but somehow the stripper gets my wife to stroke me as she starts kissing the tip. Pretty soon my wife is fingering the stripper while feeding her my cock. They take turns until I can't hold back. I unload to a stripper kissing my wife, splashing both faces. Best $100 I've ever spent... just hoping the STD test comes back negative.
Anyhow comedy was funny, told the friend he did a great job up there, drove home and since I know there are sick bastards on here that would love to hear it I posted it.
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I stopped fighting my inner demons.
We're on the same side now.
i confess that i like gettin groped n approached by guys at comic con :3 i have fun adventures there. (im a girl not a guy :P) i jus wanted to say it
So last week I went to a local Korean massage rub n tug I wanted to have 2 girls 4 hands on me real bad but really didn't wanna pay all that. Well when I got there I saw the cute tiny girl i had used 2 times before & 3 other smoking fucking hot Asian chicks. Anyway I asked if I could have her & the other real young looking girl and she understood I wanted both. WELL jokingly i said hell if the others are not busy I will tip them all and pay you two. She didn't understand What I meant, then finally got what I was saying. she said "ok ok in a minute they will come in in a minute"
Anyway I was happy being jerked by the two cute ones I had massaging me. Then out of nowhere the other 2 come in for some reason in Panties and no top. THEY NEVER touched me but comically, and erotically started talking real dirty. like " OOOO Love that big dick, WE tight "tight pushi tight pushi" cum for us"(I was thinking bitches I'm average and you know it lol) GUYS I BUSTED my nut and these bitches started clapping and cheering like I had just scored a touchdownin the Super Bowl! "YAAAY BIG DICK CUM OOOOO YESS YES"
I WAS FUCKING CHOKING LAUGHING WHEN I CAME! This shit was hilarious but at the same time it was fucking hot! Sorry I just had to tell someone this story. If you've never had a bunch of Asian women cheering you on while cumming I highly recommend it! lmfao
Sharing a couple of pics with a buddy...
So I got a friend I met a few years back while working out of state that we became pretty close with. Whenever he was in town he would come by and we would all go out to dinner and things like that. Not much maybe a few times a year. Now he was always pretty respectful but when it was just the two of us he would make the occasional compliment about my girlfriend, some about her personality but others about her physically. It didn't bother me so I would agree and let him say what he wanted. Since it's the holidays he happens to be in town and was over the other night. My girlfriend has been away so we just hung out and had some beers. Some time passed and several drinks in and we are bull shitting back and forth as he was walking around looking at the pictures on our wall. He stopped mid conversation and said "woah" while looking at the wall and I noticed he was looking at a picture of my girlfriend from Comic Con where she was wearing a pretty revealing outfit. I laughed and I told him about that day and how she came to wear that outfit. It was most likely a mix between the drinks and the topic of conversation but while looking at the picture he said "I have always thought your girl had nice tits." He looked over and apologized and I said it was totally cool and that he can say what he wants and he did just that, talking about how he would take looks at her and think about what she looked like naked. Which not gonna like hearing him talk about her that way was pretty hot. Not that long later I get a text from her just checking up and asking us what we were up to. I texted back that we were actually talking about her then texted don't worry it's all complimentary and added a wink emoji. She texted back asking if it was a dirty conversation and I told her the truth and said it was. She asked what specifically so I told my friend and he just laughed so I told her how he said he's always admired her tits. She just responded with an "Oh really?" He asked me if I thought if I asked her to send a topless shot would she do it. I said I was really wasn't sure but thought back to comic con and the things she did that day and the fact that she let me share that story and pictures on here so I actually texted her and asked. She responded asking how much we've been drinking then asked if I really wanted her to send it. I told her it was ok that she didn't have to if she didn't want to but I asked if it was ok if I showed him a pic she sent me yesterday (which was actually meant for another post) and since that one wasn't really revealing she said that one was ok. I told my friend that she said no the topless pic but it was ok to show him the one she sent me which is the one posted above. I pulled it up and passed him the phone. He stared at the pic for a few seconds then said they look bigger than he thought then continued to stare at the phone. He gave it back and continued to compliment the picture then told me to text her he said thanks for sharing which I did and she responded with just a blush emoji. The night went on for a bit longer and we talked about other things as well as occasionally coming back to her and him asking to see the pic a couple more times. My girlfriend texted me again checking up and I told her my friend was getting ready to head out then told her how kept asking to look at the picture throughout the night. A few minutes later I got a text that just said "You better tell him I said YOU'RE WELCOME!" I read the text and wasn't sure what it meant but then a picture appeared under it and it was a full topless shot! I texted back if she was sure and she said "just make it quick". Now I know my girlfriend, she is shy but I know she enjoys the compliments about her body and has been becoming more curious since I've been encouraging her to open up. Now as my friend was about to leave I joked and said if he wanted to see the pic again. He laughed and said of course so I took out the phone but pulled up the new topless pic. I handed him the phone and his eyes widened! I told him how she said you're welcome but I don't think he even heard me. He looked for a few while complimenting and saying what he would with them then handed the phone back. He said that was amazing and thanked me showing him that and to thank her for letting him see and how he's been imagining what they looked like she he met her. We said our goodbyes a few minutes later and he left. The next day my girlfriend was now home and was asking me about my night then asked about the pictures and how that went. I told her how he reacted which I knew peaked her curiosity cause she kept asking me what he said specifically. I asked her if I can share the story and the topless pic with you guys and she said it was ok. My friend is actually coming by one more time before he goes back and she will be home this time so really curious to see how that night goes and hopefully another story will come out of it!
To get the full idea about the day at Comic Con that post can be read here.
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gotta love Roxy Raye :)
I'm a girl who loves to go to Comic Cons and conventions dressed in revealing or sexy cosplay looking to get laid.
In the past couple of years I've let about 20 different guys fuck me during or after cons.
I'm looking for a Rule 34 takeoff on the comic strip "Sally Forth." Daughter Hilary is ripe, and if Rule 34 is correct, somebody has to be doing the Right Thing by her. Anybody know of such?
check out this big titted girl really masturbating in a real church
Did anyone else know that Superman in the comics now is gay? I wonder how gay people would feel if straight people turned one of their famous story book characters straight because it made them feel uncomfortable, or thought it was A social discrimination of some kind. Just imagine being A kid reading these things only to find out that the main story book character was gay. Well who's next?
I bet Batman's A fag in his little bat cave. Must be why he keeps Alfred around.
Has anyone ever seen Rule 34 porn of the Sally Forth comic strip? For those who don't know it, Sally is a wmc working mom, husband Ted is a useless idiot.
This stripe is deliciously ripe for some great Rule 34 perversion, but I've not been able to find any. If anyone knows of its existence anywhere, I'd appreciate a link.
Im looking for a comic I saw a long time ago. Its a girl who has no swimsuit so her dad decided he will cover her but he gets a hard on and penetrates her from behind. Its done like an anime style. Anyone have it?
Please help i'm looking for two videos. The first is at a coffee shop where this guy spikes the coffee to make his coworker horny and there's these other two chicks masturbating in the other room. The second video is two girls in a hotel room playing together, I believe they are like Australian or some such and they may be at a comic con because one is dressed as a green Lantern when they start.
So I went through my sister's room and I found this sketchpad of hers. And before anybody says anything I was going through her room because she always borrows things of mine and doesn't return them. Anyway, she was sleeping at the time, and I found this sketchpad that I thought was my notebook, and I took it back to my room. I opened it up to start writing and immediately realized my mistake. As she hadn't woken up yet and I had never really taken much time to examine any of her art I started to check it out.
She's pretty good, despite never having gone to a college or anything for this, but anyway I got through about twenty pages and then started coming across some more disturbing pictures. Granted there were images before that were definitely beyond PG-13 but were typical of what I would expect from artsy shit.
These, however, were drawings and comics of for lack of better words, my sister doing sexual stuff with me. It's definitely me, there's no mistaking it. It looks just like me, and I'm also missing my left arm after a tour overseas. In some of the comics there are words and it's clearly her talking to me. In about 90% of them I'm shrunk, maybe about the size of a dime.
A lot of it is foot stuff, and pretty mean. She makes me rub between her toes with my one arm, berates and humiliates me, I complain about how it stinks are my arm is getting tired, she'll make me eat toejam, force me to smell it, and in some shoves me up her ass/farts on me/makes me lick her armpits. Just...weird stuff. In others she's more loving and caring and there's an overwhelming level of intimacy and love there but...yeah.
Anyway, I've already put the book back where I found it, and she's still sleeping. But I just wanted to come here and 'What the fuck?'
So, what the fuck, Advice? Or as you sometimes put it, wat do?
Some adult literature for anyone interested in reading.
So there he sat, staring out his window as he had for almost three weeks straight since his wife had left him. Davis, an average Joe mechanic with barely a cent to his name, had been spiraling down into an alcohol based vortex, to which he couldn't find the means to free himself of. So instead of getting on his feet to find inspiration for life, in his chair, beside his window, is where he would sit.
It was odd, how the remaining thoughts and memories of his late wife had been reduced down to nothing but flash backs of their most passionate sexual experiences. He often found himself growing hard within his pants, but too depressed to do much of anything with it. He couldn't find the motivation, even to get himself off, which was fairly rare for a 27 year old male.
Beside the house that Davis was staying in, was a moving truck. Davis gazed with bored eyes at the graphics on the side of the truck box, leaning his head into his hand. It seemed that the movers were unpacking a few loads of random pieces of furniture and kitchen appliances. He shrugged off what ever entertaining thoughts that were trying to process in his mind, and glanced away for just a short moment.
His eyes darted back with curiosity, seeing a woman, who couldn't have been more than seventeen years old, step out from a small black hatch-back. She wore shorts that exposed the majority of her pale thighs, a form fitting comic book t-shirt, and flats for shoes. Her hair was a dirty blonde, and she wore thick, black rimmed glasses.
The town was small, so after losing his wife, Davis didn't really have much of a choice of women around. They were either too old, or under-aged. He didn't want to risk a sentence in prison, so even entertaining thoughts of pedophilia had been out of the question. This girl however, seemed to catch his attention, just by stepping out of her vehicle.
Davis continued to watch, seeing the girl walking up to an older man, presumably her father, and embrace him with a hug. Davis got a good view of the girls round, firm backside in those short-shorts of hers, as she stood on her tip-toes, her back facing Davis' house, to hug her father. After a few short words, she turned back towards her small black hatch-back, giving a glance over her shoulder slightly to see Davis in the window. Not even a double take was given. Just that single glance. But that glance had David aroused.
Davis let out a slow breath through his mouth, watching the girl open the back door of her car, and bend over to grab something from the floor of the back seat. Her backside was a sight to behold. Especially in those shorts of hers. After admiring the curvature of her ass, he heard her father call over.
"Sarah! Hurry up, we only have this truck for another two hours!" The girl grabbed a few more small boxes from the back of her car, and then turned, using her hip to bump the door shut before starting back. "Sarah.." Whispered Davis to himself, who had found his hand rubbing at his hardening shaft through the front of his low rise denim pants.
Almost as if she had heard him, Sarah would pause, turning to look at Davis through the window. Davis felt his heart sink, watching her kneel down to set the box on the paved drive-way, and start to cross his lawn. Davis shut the curtains in a panic, hoping that she wasn't coming to his place. He hoped hard. Harder than anything he had ever hoped for. Did she see him rubbing himself? Did she hear him call her name? Why was she walking towards his house?
A knocking sound rapped at the wood of his front door..
(More to come if you guys want. This was just the intro piece. Let me know what you think!)
A piece of erotica I wrote featuring The Joker and Harley Quinn. They are property of DC Comics. I am in no way claiming them as my own.
Mad Love... and Pain:
The first thing she noticed when she came to was the familiar gleam of his smile. "Mm...Mister J?" she inquired. She winced as she felt his hand crack across the side of her face. She went to rub the spot where he had connected, and quickly realized that she couldn't move her hands. "Now, Harley. Hahahahahahahahaha, you were told to do away with the Bat, but you failed me. Didn't ya hun? Hahahahahahahahahaha!" The Joker walked around the cross that Harley Quinn was lashed to. "You really let me down Harley. Now, I believe that a punishment is in order. Something......fun!" He let out another stream of laughter as he strolled across the room to a table that held an assortment of devices and toys. Harley's eyes followed him over to the table and nervously eyed the flog that he picked up. "Mister J. Puddin', is this necessary? I said I was sorry! Please!" She hung her head as he walked back toward the cross, slapping the flog into his hand. He gently lifted her chin so that their gazes met. "Honey, we're gonna play a little game and when I feel that you're sorry enough, then we'll call it good. Until that point, your ass belongs to me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He released the grip on her chin and brought the flog down across her breasts hard. She gasped, and a little scream escaped her lips.
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a switchblade. He pressed the button and the blade sprang out with a click. She eyed the blade, whimpering. The Joker ran the blade across her cheek, sliding down toward her large breasts. He cut the material roughly, exposing her chest. Harley was breathing heavy and was beginning to perspire. Her tit were rosy where the flog had struck them just moments before. The Joker smiled as he reached forward and pinched her left nipple, hard. She moaned and writhed against his grip. He looked into her eyes as he stepped back and brought the flog down again, this time across her bare breasts. The flog arched through the air and made a resounding crack as it connected. Harley screamed and arched her back against the cross. She felt herself start to get moist, her clit becoming hard. The Joker smiled and again brought the flog down, this time raking it across her left, then her right nipple. Harley moaned and bit her lower lip. He looked back at the table and moved toward it. "So, have we had enough? Nahhhhhh, I think not. Hahahahahahahahaha! Let's try this one!"
The Joker walked back toward Harley with a thick dildo in his hand. Her eyes widened when she saw the girth of it. The dildo was huge! She began to quiver with anticipation. "Now Harley, we can't have you tied up there when we play with our toys! Let's cut you down so we can play properly!" He let out another wild peal of laughter as he cut her down. He grabbed her by the throat and led her to a sawhorse. "Lay across like a good girl, and we'll see if your apology is sincere enough yet." He flung her over the sawhorse, and cuffed her hands and feet together. He finished ripping the rest of her costume off, revealing her full, pale ass. He swatted her bare skin, watching it redden. She jumped and uttered a muffled scream. He rubbed her clit next, feeling the moistness of her pussy. She moaned softly, "Mmmmmm, Mr. J." He slid his fingers into her soft, warm folds. He began to quicken his pace, sliding his fingers in and out of her swollen pussy. Her breathing became quicker as well, her moans becoming louder. "Oh my God! I'm cumming! I'm gonna cum, Mr. J!" He immediately stopped. "No you're not, my little slut. Not until I say so." He felt her body stiffen and then relax. "Now Harley, let's try our new friend, Mr. Big."
He grabbed the lube and squeezed it into the crack of her ass. He rubbed the lube around her hole, slipping his fingers in while doing so. "No! Not there! Please not there!" she begged. She began to tremble when she felt him press the dildo against her tight, pink asshole. He watched as her body tensed, then give up as he forced the head of the large dildo into her anus. She screamed as he began to fuck her, slowly, deliberately. She writhed and thrashed as he fucked her harder in her ass. He pulled the dildo out and watched as her asshole gaped open.
He put it back in savagely, and pulled it back out again. Her once small anus was now a gaping hole, which made The Joker smile sadistically. He asked her "Ok Harley, let's see if your apology sounds more sincere. Let's hear it!" She tried to answer, but all she could muster was a defeated whimper. The Joker frowned. "Harley. I'm disappointed. I thought you we're sorry. Well, I guess we'll have to continue until you are." He threw the dildo across the room and moved behind her, positioning himself to enter her. He unzipped his pants, revealing his large, throbbing cock. "Now my sweet. Now you may cum." He whispered as he reached forward and wrapped his hand in her hair, snatching her head back forcefully.
She whimpered as The Joker thrust himself into her dripping slit. He started slow at first, letting her feel all 10 inches of him. Harley soon began to moan, as he quickened his pace. He grabbed her hips and began thrusting harder. She screamed and writhed as he pounded her swollen opening. "I gonna cum! Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!" Harley cried. The Joker continued to pound her from behind, continuing even as he felt her squirt her juices all over his cock and balls. He felt himself getting ready to cum as well, enjoying the feeling that her wetness provided. He pulled out and walked around to the front of the sawhorse. He stroked his manhood, getting closer and closer to release. "Open wide, Harley! Here comes a surprise!" He let loose a wild laugh as he sprayed his cum into her open mouth and across her face. She looked approvingly at him as she swallowed the load in her mouth. "Mr. J, I'm sorry I didn't get the Batman for you." He placed his cock in her mouth as she licked and sucked the last of the cum from him. "I know sweetheart, I know. You'll get him next time, and if you don't, well, we can always play this game again."
My sister Jocelyn and I went to comic con recently and during one of the breaks I took this photo of her
Best part is, she and I shared a hotel room and I got to fuck that big beautiful ass and watch it bounce all over the place as I slammed into her
Anyone got more of this slut? Met her at London comic con, goes by the name kelso.
Years ago on Yahoo chat I made up all these names like black stud. I found this pic of this naked black teenage boy with HUGE dick and put it as my profile pic. I was surprised how many white women would send me a private message commenting about my dick! It was so comical. One woman kept commenting on how big my dick was and I kept saying come on baby you want some of this black action. Another woman in Germany saw it and wanted to come to the USA to suck on it and she would be my personal whore.
Another time I knew of this woman who was chasing after this guy in the chat room. He wanted to keep it as friends but she wanted more. So I created up a ID just like him including his pic. She sent me a message asking him when am I coming over to her house. So I answered why don�t you show me what is in store for me? She turned on her cam and stripped for me! This went on for a few weeks until someone figured out I was imposter.
My sister Ashley at comic con, I love her big tits
My wife comic deepfake
Photo manip comic panel
An info request on sexuality: what do you call love for 2D-drawings? (comics, hentai)
anyone else miss randy daves drawings/comics...?
So, whats your record on F.B.I ing people? (F.B.I is kicking the toilet door through in pubs or clubs when you know someones taking a shit, then screaming at them "F.B.I DONT FUCKING MOVE" with finger pistols pointed at them)
I've done this countless times, got into fights over it and have even been arrested for it and ordered to buy a new toilet door for one pub. But lately I've been on a winning streak, F.B.I ing people with no comeback what so ever.
So, surely I'm not the only person who does this right? You do it too? Ever had it done to you? Stories please! :)
I personally nearly piss my pants laughing every time I do it, fuck Ricky Gervais, this is comic genius.
there was a comic on here that i saw about a year ago, where a husband asks his wife to watch his elderly father. the wife and dad eventually begin getting it on while the husband is on the phone, in the kitchen with them, and other times. at the end she gets pregnant, and the husband says something along the lines of "how is that possible? im sterile?"
anyone have a link to any of the parts of it?
My little sis is obsessed with japanese anime and manga so she bought tickets to go to a huge nerd/anime convention or the "comic-con" or some shit where people dress up like their favorite character and she dressed up in this tiny little leather black dress wearing black gloves and oh lord almighty baby jesus I just realized my little sis is a fucken hottie! She turns 20 next month and just finished high school because she had to repeat 12th grade so yeah shes a fucken lowlife, my parents want her to start paying the phone and internet bill after her she's 20 but she's broke as shit and that's perfect because I plan on taking advantage of that really soon. She's petite by the way, no tits but she's got a cute pointy chin with big eyes and a crazy waist to hip ration same as my mom.
No pics, she's got over 100k followers on facebook mostly horny bigmouthed swagfags.
I wish I could be watched for comical entertainment by this many girls being degraded and used for chores and of course they're fluffer for all they're boyfriends and girlfriends and selves while locked in a chastity belt that they've hidden from me and blackmail me into service
There used to be a comic gallery featuring Sue Storm from the Fantastic 4 & her son, Franklin Richards. They had gone into a strip club & she did some drugs & then her & 2 of the strippers (some female villians) started having sex with Franklin & each other. Ring any bells? Would love to check it out again!
It all started when I had become single for the first time in nearly three years. I had dedicated three years of my life to one woman and I had done very well at being faithful even through the hard times. There were plenty of opportunities. I consider myself to be an attractive man, and being slightly above average with words I have this way of saying things that make everything sound that much more enticing. I am a liar, but I am a damn good one. More than once I have convinced a woman to love, or lust for, me through words alone. It disgusts me, but at the same time it gets me what I want more often than not. I am manipulative, but I am damn good at it.
As with any long term relationship breaking up, there was a lot of hurt. You've just spent three years with someone who already was, or had become, your best friend. You try to do the "staying friends" thing, but it never works out and you end up either never talking to each other again because it hurts too much, or you never talk to each other again because you can't stand to. In my case, it was both. It hurt a lot, and even the thought of talking to her made me so angry it would throw off my mood for the rest of the day. So in step my friends. And I have to tell you, I have a great many good friends that know very well how to distract me.
There's the booty call friend who has always wanted me and is not going to miss out on this chance she has. I am a serial monogamist and she knows it. I don't stay single for long.
Then there's the really good guy friend who invites me over for anything, whether it be to down a few brews on the front porch, play some games, or even just shoot the shit for no good reason. He's the one that's there. He's the one I depend on a lot even though he doesn't know it or feel like I am.
There's the soul mate that lives two thousand miles away, stuck in a relationship she herself has said she isn't happy with. She is trying to make things work, but the going is slow. We would be perfect together, but two thousand miles is a long walk.
There's the girl that is offering a steady relationship, but I don't want to get into one right now. I keep the flame kindled just enough for when I'm ready to take that step again, but no more.
Then there's the best friend since childhood and his wife. They have offered me a place to stay, but I don't want to do that just yet. I'm good with moving back home for a few months to get back on my feet after moving out of the Ex's place. He has always been there for me when I needed him most, and he's there for me now. They take me out to dinner, keep me entertained. Providing that distraction is invaluable and they both know it. But the wife has this way about her of having fun with that distraction. We are both flirts to the N'th degree, and my best friend finds it hilarious when we flirt with each other. But lately, or so since I have become a single man once again, that flirting seems to have increased to a fever pitch. It's not like it was before. It's more..... involved.
It was innocent enough to begin with. Always in my friend's presence, and always good for a laugh. A short reference to gay sex between my friend and I, based mainly on the fact that we joke around about it often. Then an reference to her interjecting between us, perhaps a threesome. "No," I say, "that wouldn't happen. I would steal all of the attention!" More laughs.
Then it was like a spike on the Richter Scale, we both kind of turned it into high gear. References to private time. 'What would happen if-' type things. She was growing closer every time we were around each other. We were getting to be around each other more and more often. We both knew it was innocent, but something would nag in the back of our minds that kind of doubted that entirely. It was always there, we both knew it. Then she invited me over to talk while my friend was out of town. He goes out of town quite a lot for business working for a professional show company. Suddenly I got this uneasy feeling. This was my best friend's wife inviting me over while he is out of town. I know he knows though. She tells him whenever we are hanging out and where it will be. He has joined us on occasion. But this felt... different? I had it set in my mind that I was not going to do anything and I was going to shut down any advance that might happen.
Nothing happened. We talked about it, because the tension was there. I explained that she was my best friend's wife and that nothing would ever bring me to sever my friendship just for a good piece of nookie. Nothing. She agreed, stating that she would never sleep around on him. It was just the "Game" that was fun.
By "Game", I merely mean the entirety of flirting. Many people flirt with an agenda. Whether it to be a kiss at the end of a date, or to sleep with a stranger based on suave alone. I happen to enjoy flirting just to flirt. A party that reciprocates that flirting is always preferred, because it makes both of us feel good to know that we can be found attractive. Flirting makes you feel great, and makes everything seem that much more fun. I call this the "Game"; the entire act of flirting just to flirt. No agenda to be had. No intentions of getting into anyone's pants. Just having a good time and seeing who bows out first. It's a game.
A week or two later, myself, my good friend that invites me over all the time, his fiance, my best friend, and his wife are all at a Mexican restaurant for Karaoke night. My best friend's wife is sitting next to me, and my best friend is sitting across from her. The flirting is inevitable, and it starts up almost immediately. It's an absolute blast, and I get quite a few margaritas in. My best friend gets up to sing a song, and his wife brings up the night I previously addressed. I told her how nervous I had been about coming over, and in my drunken state, with my filter switched off, I let slip that in another lifetime where she wasn't my best friend's wife, there is no doubt that I would be all over her in a heartbeat. She's an attractive girl with a great body. A man would be a fool not to be.
From then, the details get hazy but a few things I remember distinctly. In my mind, I am dead set against anything happening between the two of us. Then I feel a foot running up and down my calf from my left side. It sends a shock wave right through me and I catch my breath a little bit in surprise. I look at her and whisper stop. She does, for a while. It doesn't take long before she gets back to it, and I give her a menacing glance. She apparently finds it playful and continues, so I wait until her husband isn't looking and run my hand up her inner thigh just high enough to get my point across. She then stops, looking at me with surprise and starts laughing a bit. I play it off.
I get far too drunk to drive that night, and they took me to their place, saying they would bring me back to my car the next day. I don't remember much from that night other than some more flirting. A reference was made to her cats liking to jump onto the bed and sleep between her legs. I remember replying with something along the lines of "Wish something else could be between your legs," and she lifted her eyebrows and just gave me an "Mmmmmm" before handing me a pillow and a blanket. I lock myself in the guest bedroom for the night and take care of the raging erection I had been fighting to hide from the moment I had gotten her text in the car saying "What you did was not fair!" There was a short exchange of texts, but that was all it took.
Then we find ourselves out to dinner, just her and I once again. This happens relatively often when my friend goes out of town, just kind of a "Hey keep me company for a bit" thing. But this dinner feels slightly more intimate than the others for reasons that should be obvious. Our conversation tended to stay around sex, with her explaining that I happen to be a pretty good influence on her sex life with her husband. I asked how, and she went on to say that when I am around and I get flirty, or touchy-feely like I did the one time at the Mexican place, it turns her on to the point that she jumps her husband as soon as they get private time. I actually take a bit of pride in that. Mainly just know that I can turn someone on that much.
Once dinner is over, she asks what we should do next. He wasn't going to be home until late that evening, so we had more time to kill. She suggested a movie, so there we ended up, sitting awkwardly next to each other in the theater. I had already raised the arm rest between us, stating that I wasn't against a cuddle during the movie, but we still didn't make any move toward each other. But my hands were burning. I wanted to touch her again. I would find out later she wanted to touch me again as well. The empathy was almost unbearable in its scope, and eventually I took her hand in mine and started giving her a gentle hand massage just to occupy myself. After a few moments of this, I put her hand down on my leg, letting it rest there and I put mine on hers. We kind of looked at each other, both of us appearing very comical in our 3D glasses, and the game of Chicken was on. Almost immediately she move her hand farther inside my thigh, close to the knee but enough to get the point across. I gripped her thigh tighter in return.
Her arm was draped over mine, so my reach was slightly diminished. I was already halfway up her leg whereas she was closer to the knee. She had a head start this way, so to take things slowly I just started rubbing her thigh gently, scratching with my nails against her tight jeans. When I made a lot of slow and tantalizing movement, I saw her breath get more labored and slightly faster. I knew she was already getting turned on.
As she moved her hand farther up my thigh and deeper inside, I responded by doing much the same, a lot of the time I would grip slightly harder on her inner thigh as I got closer and closer to her most private parts. I was turned on, and it was showing but I don't think she noticed. After all, we were close to each others' forbidden zones, but neither of us had made contact yet. I was so close to her vagina I could feel the heat she was giving off and it was intoxicating. I was maybe an inch away.
I leaned away slightly, pulling my hand up her leg and ran my pinky in the crease between her thigh and pelvis, moving away before I made contact with anything in between and resumed my spot an inch or so away from her moist pussy. She responded, moving another millimeter up my leg, but adjusted her arm and hand slightly. I don't think she realized it, but when she did, I felt her finger make the absolute lightest contact with my right testicle. I wrote it off as a mistake.
In my mind, I was racing through all the possibilities and outcomes, all of the different things I could do to her, all of the vast pleasures I had learned to inflict over the years. I fantasized about taking her when we got back to the truck, both of us climbing into the back seat with its tinted windows and giving in to this madness we had been brewing. I moved my hand another millimeter closer.
She let out a very very quiet little moan, and again my mind was back to the what-if scenarios. I could run my hand over her pussy, feel it through her jeans and press firmly against her clit. I could, but I don't.
It was all a rush of exhilaration. This forbidden thing we were on the verge of doing, and yet both of us holding our ground in this horrible and torturous game of chicken we had started. My jaw was clenched shut. I couldn't go any farther. Something was holding me back. I like to believe it was guilt. I have this problem with conviction. I tend to feel guilty. I blame my morals growing up, the southern gentleman way I was always raised with.
The movie ended, and at the same time, both of us stopped our game and made ready to leave. She needed to visit the restroom, so I waited outside. When we finally exited the place and were walking to the truck, I asked "So how bad was it?", referring the wetness I had worked her into. "I wouldn't necessarily call it bad," she responded, giving me a wry and playful smile. I laughed as we got into the truck.
She had lifted the center console away and bolted into my lips before I had even gotten into the seat fully. I didn't resist. Hell, I started fighting her for domination in the kiss, jockeying for position as I adjusted myself to counter her weight pressing against me. Her hand bolted down to my crotch, where I was already well on my way to another erection and she gently coaxed it into full being. I grabbed a handful of her hair, pulling her higher as I returned the favor and got my other hand against the crotch of her tight jeans. She was so wet I could feel the moisture through the denim. Logic and Reason had come to a boiling point in their war within my subconscious, and logic had just made the final killing blow. I was doing this. Fuck the consequences.
We found ourselves clamoring over the seats after we moved them forward, giving as much space as we could in the back seat before stumbling back. As we did so, both of us were fumbling with our clothing, half tearing, half removing them as carnal instincts began to take full effect. Once we found ourselves in the back seat, I put the center console, a leather box type deal, about a foot and a half wide, back down and forced her onto it, pants off, panties lost somewhere along the way. I lifted her legs high, burying my mouth into her with a fiery vigor I hadn't used since my teens. She tasted fantastic, practically leaking her juices all over my chin and into my beard. I just kept lapping up everything I could, teasing and nibbling, sucking on the clit then flicking my tongue over it quickly and heavily. Her tits were hanging out, the D cup bra also lost in translation somewhere alongside her panties. I hadn't even caught their color or style in the process of removing them.
"Fuck me," she moaned. "Gladly," I said before lifting her up, turning her over so her chest was resting on the console. I sat back on the back seat, taking my rod in my hand and guiding it into her waiting hole. She sat down and stayed there for a moment, clenching around me before she came almost instantly. I grabbed her hips and pulled her as far down as I could, shoving myself into her as deep as possible. I felt her cervix pressing against the head of my cock. She seemed to like it, but it may have been the orgasm too.
After letting her get the first rushes of her orgasm, I began using my arms to raise and lower her hips, forcing her to ride the rest of her orgasm out. There were people walking around the parking lot, but we were near the back and she was trying her best the be quiet. Some things you just can't hold back, and there was more than one profane word stated loudly. She started to take over on the riding, slamming herself down onto me over and over and over. I hadn't seen a woman so eager for cock since the beginnings of my previous relationship. She was crazed. I was okay with that.
I can't say how long we went like this before we peeled away from each other and she turned around, mounting me once again, this time pressing her breasts against my face as she rode. I grabbed both of them, just now realizing that it was the first time I had truly paid attention to them since they had been freed of the bra. She had immaculate breasts, still perky and youthful in her mid twenties. I ran my tongue around a nipple, sucking on it while she rode me gracefully and with just enough force to keep getting me closer and closer.
Finally, I leaned her away from me, she reached back to brace herself on the passenger and driver seats as I put one hand on her pelvis and the other on her ribs and started bucking myself into her hard and fast. I could feel it coming, and it was going to be god damn wonderful to let this aching load go. Harder and faster, I plunged again and again until I felt it explode deep inside. God damn it felt like heaven. I saw stars, rainbows, and fucking unicorns, but I didn't stop fucking her. Again and again, I released spurt after spurt until I was dry firing and still I fucked her. The oversensitivity was all but unbearable but I didn't care. I could feel her getting close to a second orgasm and I wanted her to come again.
She obliged a few seconds later, reaching down and violently rubbing her clit as she came all over my dick. As she was cumming, she was letting out these sounds somewhere along the lines of a whining plea for more and a scream of "YES!" I kept fucking, my erection staying solid as a rock. I haven't been this turned on in years and by God I was taking full advantage of it.
She leaned forward, once again our lips found each other, kissing hard and long as both of us twitched. I was still inside of her, slowly growing soft as I felt my cum leaking out around my shaft. I stopped kissing her. We were both sweaty and I leaned my forehead against her shoulder as she ran her fingers through my hair. We were both breathing hard. "Oh fuck...." I said, letting it hang there. My conscience was starting to come back, Reason coming back from the dead with a vengeance and tearing down the fort that Logic had built in its absence.
She seemed to get my drift. "Our secret?" she asked.
"I don't know," I said. I was starting to get physically sick at what I had just done.
"Yes," she said, I could hear it starting to effect her words as well. "Our secret. It will never happen again. We just go on with our lives the way we always have, and that's it. This is over."
"I suppose you could say that... I hate it. I hate myself. I hate this. Why are we here? What have we done?" I'm starting to panic. She grabs my head in both hands, looking me dead in the eyes.
"Stop it. This never happened." she says
"No," I say, setting my jaw, "It didn't."
he there, I'm looking for the whole set of this wonder woman/ krypto comic
http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/GAF7858F
does someone know where I can find it?
german blonde wants you to impregnate her
what comic is this from