I have rarely come across illegal content.... my bet is that it might be here in very small amounts but really you would have to be searching for it the vast majority of the time.

I wonder how it is that these people who start all the posts about illegal vids find them? It seems to me they would have to be looking for them. IDK about you but I stay away from that shit with a ten foot pole.
If I see it I report it and move on but if you are posting about it all the time I have to assume you are a Pedo.

IDK why you keep posting about all that shit....guilt I guess. But all you are doing is making noise and boring folks. Go bitch to the police, or child abuse agencies someone who cares. You ridiculous trolling and appealing to the lowest common denominator is just making you look more and more like on of them. This system can be anon for the users but unless you have taken steps your info is on these servers...Look up the case law about people who have used the "but I was just researching, trying to catch, vigilant, when I was a kid Officer". You will get fucked whatever the reason may be for searching and accessing it.

Maybe I am wrong and you really are a good guy trying to do the right thing but this certainly isn't the venue. All you are doing is driving them further undercover and making it harder for the proper authorities to deal with.

People enjoy your porn and vids, jerk off, laugh at the posts but if you do not like the content please let us enjoy it without your self-defeating, loudmouth, pointless and possibly incriminating tirades.

Iowa guy here, just sexless bored married guy looking for fun with women

ichan is boring the shit out of me these days. Can anyone point me in the direction of a similar site that doesn't suck so bad? Tired of the same videos being posted over and over again by people hoping to make a few cents here and there.

I confess I'm bored so I decided to try the girlfriend's anal training kit

Who else has a sister who waa innocent / religious but now dresses like ths after married for so long and is bored of her same cock

I am just starting to work on x-raying photos and find myself growing bored of random images via the web. If you want to help me practice and perhaps get a halfway decent xray on a pic follow these steps and be a gentle critic.

Step 1. Share someone you know,
Step 2.briefly describe how you know them,
Step 3.I'll do my best to X-ray as many as I can and re-post them in turn.

Feel free to give genuine advice. I DO NOT have the know how to add sauce, sorry! (but willing to learn if one has a source to learn from)

I confess I don't think there are many people on here tonight/this morning/afternoon/evening (dependant on where you're from).

How about a Roll Call?

I'm a 45 male from the uk *sleep problems*
And Very bored!!

Whoever is doing the booking in wwe these days needs an intervention to make them understand that no one gives a shit about the Bellas. it takes a special level of anti charisma to make identical twin sisters boring as hell but they manage it, somehow.

I confess that I was a naughty girl at my uncle's wedding. This weekend I went with my mom and dad to my uncle's wedding. This was a second marriage for my uncle, and there was absolutly NO ONE under the age of 40 or over the age of 10. I was by myself. I knew I'd be bored and by myself, so I brought along my ben wah set. Just before dinner I excused myself to wash up and inserted the balls. While I was at dinner and listening to toasts and speeches and all, I would tilt my pelvis and move subtly in my chair and feel the vibrations throughout my entire pelvis. Every subtle move brought a soft sexy sensation. It kept building slowly and carefully. It was a delicious agony. I did it just enough to give me pleasure, but not enough to make me cum. I kept at it for 45 minutes and no one knew. Finally I had to give in, so I went to the ladies room and finished myself off with a climax that buckled my knees and made me see stars.

My panties were soaked through. So I took them off, and took the balls out, and went pantiless for the rest of the day. My uncle did want to dance with me. It was a slow dance and I worried that he would move his hand too low on my back. All I had was a soft cotton cocktail dress on, and a half-slip. He was a gentleman and my secret was safe.

So...in the past two weeks I've discovered I have a couple of new fetishes. I so love denying myself an orgasm, mostly by putting myself in a place where I want to cum so desperately, but I really can't show it. The other is to be an undercover nudist so to speak....not wearing panties and hope yet dreading someone will brush up against me and know I'm naked under my skirt.

When I was younger I was a mischievous girl. By the time I was eighteen and a Senior in high school I used to skip school all the time. On one particular day I had managed to convince my mom that I was sick and she called in for me. I got on Facebook, but none of my friends were online as they were all at school. By the time 10:00 AM had hit I was bored and decided to masturbate. I went into my brother’s room got his laptop that was stocked full of porn and brought it to my room. I found one that looked interesting to me so I started watching it.

I didn’t bother to close the door because I wasn’t expecting anyone else to be home for several hours. Eventually I pulled my shorts and panties down and started to rub myself. I enjoyed the freedom of being home alone so I was making a lot of noise as I was enjoying the video and being able to be as loud as I wanted to be when I was playing with myself which was a rare treat. I was two fingers deep in my pussy and about to cum when I noticed a shadow in the hall. Obviously someone was watching me through my open bedroom door.

I jumped out of bed as quickly as I could before I died from embarrassment. As I went to close my door I looked down the hall and someone had just closed the door to my mom’s bedroom . “Oh shit” I mumbled it must be my mom’s boyfriend. I quickly ran back to my room, got dressed, shut and locked my door. I was hoping he would just leave and we would never have to talk about this.

Just then he knocked on the door and asked if we could talk. I let him in what other choice did I have if I didn’t talk to him he would tell mom and then I would die of double the embarrassment.

Don’t be ashamed of what you were doing it is perfectly natural for a girl your age. That is all I wanted to tell you. There is no need to discuss it further and I will leave you be so you can finish what you started.

As he got up to leave the room I noticed through his jeans that his cock was very hard. Sensing I now had the upper hand I smiled and asked him how come he was home from work early and why was he watching me. He said the rain at the construction site had cut his day short, and when he came in he had heard sounds coming from my room so he had decided to check it out to see if I was ok. I wasn’t buying his story as he had to be standing there for at least 10 minutes. He wasn’t just checking on me to see that I was ok he was watching me. Like I said I was mischievous and I was looking for a way to take my mom’s boyfriend’s obvious interest in me and use it to my advantage.

I went into the bathroom took a shower and dried off. I made sure to slowly walk past mom’s open bedroom door completely naked. I saw him stare as I passed by. In fact he couldn’t seem to take his eyes off me. I walked back into my room. I closed my door halfway and turned the porn back on turning the volume down low so he could hear me over it, I got on my bed and spread my legs making sure my pussy was fully exposed. I shut my eyes, started rubbing myself and moaned softly hoping he could not resist taking another look.

I was rubbing my clit, rubbing my tits and moaning louder. Finally I looked up and he was watching me through the doorway. I got really excited by this so I spread my legs a bit wider and jammed my finger deep in my wet pussy letting out a soft whimper, I could see him in my mirror staring at me and rubbing his dick through his jeans. I soon came and screamed loudly. I shook wildly on my bed it was incredible, I pulled my finger out of my wet pussy stuck it in my mouth, looked at him and said “did you enjoy the show?”

“Why did you do that if you knew I was watching,” he said.

“Because I never got to finish earlier and the idea that you were watching me made me really cum hard,” I replied.

He just stared at me in disbelief so I started to rub myself again smiling at him and making little moans and groans. He stared for a while at my body moving and grinding in front of him and then he leaned down and kissed my thigh. He looked at me for approval and I smiled at him and nodded my head yes. He pulled his cock out and it only took him two stoked when came all over my chest. I smiled at him and rubbed his cum in my tits. He sat back down and started to rub my pussy lips while I fingered myself and he leaned down and kissed my clit a few times before taking it in his mouth and twirling his tongue around it. I came hard all over my hand, sat up and was licking my finger when he grabbed my hand and shoved my finger in his mouth.

He said “your pussy is so sweet tasting may I,” as he gestured his head to my pussy.

I smiled and said “anything you want.”

He licked my pussy really good and I was moaning hard. He pulled me up so I was riding his tongue hard, I leaned up and began to rub his cock in my hands a licking the tip of it before taking it in my mouth. We were in a 69 for a while and I had came in his mouth a few times, but I desperately wanted to fuck . I got up, got out of bed and locked my door. I said “fuck me”.

He slide his big dick right into me it was huge in me and filled my hole up , I was holding his shoulders and he began to kiss me as he fucked me slow and gently. It felt good, but I wanted more so I whispered in his ear “you got this young pussy and that’s all you are going to do?”

He flipped me over and began to hammer my pussy hard and deep grabbing my tits in his hand and he screamed “is that what you want bitch, do you want to be fucked like a slut?”

“Yes,” I said. He fucked me hard for the next hour and we both came. He finally shot a big load inside of me and said:

“Now go clean yourself up before your mom gets home.”

I had him right where I wanted him now as I knew I wouldn’t be grounded and would never be told no to anything I wanted for the rest of my Senior Year.

Bored in my hotel room 

Bored day at work
 Any1 wanna talk about the ladies in our life?

Bored... What u guys and gals fancy doing to me? Feeling like a real dirty whore...

my bf really wants to take me skydiving, but i have a huge phobia my parachute wont ejaculate and ill hit the earth like a meteor. but i dont want to think of me as a boring person :(

Bored at work. Let's see who has the best idea to make it fun.

Any one  bored and wanna play? Message me! 

My lil butt got bored in lockdown.... I hope you guys like seeing me fill it with my favourite vibrator. 💕💕

It only hurt a little bit.

Let me know what you think xoxo

35 bi male bored horny and home alone

The wife and I went to New Orleans for a long weekend. Great trip! I pounded copious amounts of booze and ate like a king. The last night we were there we passed out early. Probably around 10:30 pm.

I ended up waking up like at 4am, bored and wide awake. The wife was still passed out so I went for a walk through the french quarter to find a strip club. All of the clubs were closing so I went to some shady bar across the street for drink and was offered coke. I purchased it and went on my way down bourbon street. I was wanting a drink at that point, so I started trying to see if anything at all was open. I was walking down the street and started talking to a very drunk girl named Audriana, 19 yo, pictured, who had been stripping somewhere in the french quarter all night. She kissed me a few times and let me put my hand down her shirt but nothing else.

We finally got to a bar that was packed at around 9am. Audriana started talking to a table of drunk dudes so I left her alone. I went to the bar to grab a drink and ended up flirting with a black girl (i'm caucasian). Before I knew it she took me back to her place to fuck. We fucked for about 15 min and she made me lick her pussy. Then my wife woke up and started calling me. While I was banging this black girl. So I had to quit early, took a shower with the black girl, and went home.

My confession: Just to entertain you freaks. The big one.... I'm a guy, late 30's now. Since we were little kids, me and my cousin (a guy, very similar age) grew up really closely. More like brothers than cousins. Around seventh grade, I'm sure I was 18 then (lol), we were both sleeping over at our grandparents, which we did almost every weekend in the summer (at the lake). We were in bed (separately, about 10 feet away from one another in the only upstairs bedroom in a cape cod house) and he started asking if I ever "rubbed it". I hadn't, and had no fucking idea what he was talking about, and was like wtf??? He started telling me about it and I was like, you can do that?? I had seen some porn mags, and knew all about vaginas, and girls shoving stuff in there to masterbate, but didn't think it was possible to make a circle with my hand and try it on my weiner. Anyway, he starts telling me about it, and suddenly I realize I'm hard as a rock, didn't take much in those days. Lol. Man do I wish it still worked like that. So anyway, I was covered up in bed, so I thought, well, fuck it, might as well try. Nothin'. I made about 2 strokes before friction, heat and pain won that battle. So, he's covered up too, still talkin about it, and I notice his face is red as fuck, and he's breathing funny. I asked him, what the fuck are you doing? He sorta laughed, and said I'm doing it.... I was like doing what???? Then.... like he'd been waiting forever to share this with someone.... pulled back his blanket. His shorts were around his ankles, and his hand was around his hard cock. Which I was totally surprised to see was the same size as mine. I was already fearful that I was small, because the guys I saw with the girls in hustler were hung down to their knees, so I assumed my 6" was medically deformed-level tiny. I was so relieved to see that size, that it took away the weirdness of seeing my cousin / best friend / brother stroking his hard cock. But then I realized, he was doing it dry. I admitted to him I just tried it dry and it HURT. He said "I know, we need lotion". So... fast forward probably a half hour of thinking we were james bond quality sneaky, we managed to get downstairs, get a bottle of lotion from the bathroom, and get back upstairs. In hindsight and reality, all one of had to do was go take a piss, then take the bottle back up with us. But what if we got caught?? Lol... anyway.... so we get upstairs, go to our separate beds. He took a handful of lotion, then threw me the bottle. I was like, uh... I dunno.... he was like, omg... just do it pussy. Pussy?? Oh yeah? I'll show you. LOL. So, I grabbed a handful of lotion too. I've got one of those dicks that curves to the left, so it took a minute to figure out to use my left hand upside down. Actually, it probably took 10 minutes, but for fuck sake it was a LONG time ago... anyway, a few looks back and forth, a few times throwing the bottle back and forth, and then I noticed he was making the most God-awful face.... then was totally relaxed and calm. I remember asking him- what happened?? What did you do? He said "I finished". I was like, you're quitting? He said no, when you're done, shit squirts out of it. I said "WHAT???? What the hell is that?? What do I do with it???" He laughed and said something along the lines of "Oh, Jesus Christ, I guess you weren't lying about not doing it before..." He explained the whole process, including using a dirty t shirt.... so.... I kept going.... After a few minutes he asked me how I like it. I lied, of course, and said, eh... it's ok, I guess. The truth was that I'd just found heaven, and was PISSED that I hadn't figured it out years ago. Then he really threw me for a loop. "Lemme see." He said. We went back and forth for a few minutes. I was like "No fuckin' way". Again, fast forwarding.... he won. I pulled off the blanket. He saw my hand upside down and said "wtf??" I told him mine's bent and this is how it works the best. He was like wtf?? Lemme try. I told him he must be OUT of his fucking mind!! It's bad enough I'm doing this. Now he's watching. I'm NOT letting him touch my cock. So anyway... a few more minutes of stroking goes by... and all of a sudden it feels different.... stronger, better, faster, harder, better, better, better- BAM!!!! ALL OVER the fucking place shoots this mystery white, sticky fucking mess from hell. I'm not lyin.... every fucking where.... sheets, blanket, walls, legs, stomach, hands, floor. And then it happened: The ungodly, insanely, unforseeable, unimaginable wave of guilt. I couldn't have felt more guilty if I'd killed a person. OMG. They need to teach about this in elementary school. I quickly grabbed a dirty shirt, cleaned what I could clean while my cousin laughed about the amount, the velocity and the mess. Then the embarrassment set in. You know how you always think about dirty horrible shit while you're jerkin off, then as soon as you cum, you're like holy hell, wtf was I thinking??? It was sorta like that, but he was there to see it. Anyway... I got cleaned up, prayed for God to forgive me for doing that to myself, swore to my cousin if he EVER told ANY one that I would kill him, and went to sleep. That... my fellow depraved friends, was the first time that this guy, rubbed one out. And was helped by my cousin, a dude. And that.. led to alot, a LOT more helping over the rest of the summer, but that's plenty for now. That took a fucking half hour to type. Sorry for the no paragraphs, it was kinda spur of the moment because the last couple days on here have been boring, so I decided to tell the beginning to my story. And, obviously no pics, so fuck off. And every word is true, so if you don't believe it, again, fuck off. And no way will this ever be anything but anon. But I know someone will get a hard on reading it, whether ya comment or not, so this was for you, you sick, twisted fuck. :) Goodnight!

Just chillin bored wish of company

bored at work, anybody want to show me their pussy and tits to keep me sane

45 Y/M been married for years straight sex only and have grown so bored with it. Giving more thought and having more urges to experience sex with another man. Been watching and jerking to so much gay porn….thoughts??

Bored and lonely 

I confess I want my boyfriend have sex with me doggy style or force me to have sex. Our sex life has gotten dull, I use to really enjoy being on top and riding his cock, but lately that is all we have done. I have gotten really bored with being the one in control. I want him to dominate me soooo bad. We have never had sex with me tied up and I really want to try it. I admit i get excited thinking about him coming up behind me and pulling my pants down the just bending me over and fucking me from behind.

Bit boring here this morning let's spice it up

at home all day bored, looking to party n play in kc area hmu if are too

Im bored, send help :p

I am 24 and male. I confess, that I got my asshole violated and loved it. I always liked girls, but now I know that I have an asspussy, so maybe I need to reconsider some things.

I don´t want to bore everybody with all the details about the background story and how it happened. I found my self in a room with a bunch of guys and they decided to rape me. They wanted me to suck their dicks and threatened me whit a knife when I refused to do it. I didn't want to get hurt, so I basically gave in from then on. I got on my knees and started to suck cock. After a few minutes, when everyone was rock hard, one of them said something like: While we are at it, why not fuck his ass?

While undressing me, they noticed that I got an erection from giving head. I don´t know why I got hard from sucking their cocks, I really didn't like it at that point, I just concentrated on doing it. Well long story short, they started calling me a faggot and gave me a girls name. At that point there was no holding back for them, my lack of resistance and the obvious signs my body gave, made them believe I wanted all that to happen. Well maybe subconscious I did.
In addition to the girls name, they decided it would be kinda gay if they fucked a dude. So one of them went to the bedroom to borrow some panties and makeup from his girlfriend. They sliced the panties open, so my asshole would be accessible when I ware them. Then I got some lipstick on my lips, but not like you normally would apply lipstick, they just smeared it across my lips and cheeks. To finish it of I got a cowgirl hat, to cover up my male looking hairstyle.

They all laughed at me and told me what a pretty girl I am. I felt completely helpless and humiliated, weak and robbed of all my masculinity. Not that I think being weak and helpless is a feminine trait, but at this point, being in this situation I had no choice, other than feeling feminine. Being male just wasn't an option. I looked down on myself, saw my, now limp, cock in those panties and couldn't resist to think how cute those panties look on me.
One of them noticed that I went limp and said to me he knows exactly what I need now, to get in the mood again. I was told to get on all fours, so I did. He told me to crawl over to him and suck his dick, and I eagerly did. While I was sucking his dick, one of them started to lube my asshole and fingered it for a bit. I tried to relax my hole as good as possible, because I didn't want it to hurt. It sounds illogical, but when you push like you are taking a dump, its easier to take things up the butt. After figuring that out, he had no problems fitting two fingers in my ass. He then spat on his cock and pushed it against my hole. I guess my ass was a bit gaped after he pulled out his fingers because I tried to keep it as lose as possible and he said to some of the other guys: "Look at that greedy fuckhole!" one of the others said: "She is a real talent!", while saying that, he got in front of me and pushed his cock in my face. I switched to sucking his meat and continued to rub the other guys cook. The lipstick was all over my face. At the same time the guy behind me pushed his dick in my asshole. He was very gentle and slowly pushed his cock deeper and deeper with every thrust. Once he was balls deep, he took up a decent speed, but not to fast or hard. I kept sucking and started to produce muffled moans. They where right, it seemed to be what I need, my cock was hard again.
"I am going to make you feel like a real girl! Do you like to get fucked in your cunt?!" I had my mouth full of cock, so I didn't answer right away. The guy fucking me slapped my ass really hard and said: "I am asking you a question you stupid bitch, answer me!" The guy I was sucking pulled back, grabbed me by the chin, made me look directly at him and said: "Answer him! Do you like being fucked in your cunt?!" before I could answer the guy behind me started to orgasm, he suddenly started to pound me real hard and fast, my whole body rocking back and forth from his thrusts and him pulling me back on his cock. The guy holding my chin now screams at me: "Answer!" and whit every thrust from behind I get out one word at the time: "Yes-I-love-to-get-my-ass-hole-fucked!" He finishes whit one last hard push and pulls out. I feel cum dripping out of my ass. Then he says, heavily breathing: "Thats not your asshole you fucking slut. Thats your pussy from now on, a girl has to have a pussy. Do you understand that?" I answer "Yes...i do". One of them slaps my ass and says: "Good girl. Now beg us to keep fucking you."
So I am kneeling there on all fours, cum dripping from my hole, running down my leg, I am still stoking one guy with my left hand, feeling waves of bliss floating from my asspussy through my whole body, feeling the relive of being nothing else as a peace of fuckmeat. I stop to stroke the cock, I lay down on my back, spread my legs as good as I can and start to finger my dripping hole. "'Please fuck my asspussy, make me feel like a girl, pleeeeease. I want you to fill me up whit cum! I need your cocks, please make me cum!" I started to stroke my hard cock throgh the panties while fingering my cunt. One of them closed in on me: "You gonna get what you need until you cant take it anymore!" he pushed his cock in my greedy hole and started to fuck me, he fucked me way harder than the guy before, it felt amazing. He then slapped my hand away from my dick and said: "Stop stroking that ting! You can´t jerk off with a clit like that. Girls don't always get to cum. If you can´t cum from getting your cunt fucked, you don´t get to cum at all."
From then on I got fucked in every position I could imagine and some I couldn't. After hours of fucking and cumming I was covered in their lovejuice, my panties drenched in sweat and cum and my pussy was gaped. It was heaven...

bored

Bored and spun in Seattle. Any females who want to get spun and have some kinky playtime, here in the Seattle area, hit me up, with a PM....... Females only

I confess that I'm stuck on this plump older woman I used to work with. Just so damn and perfectly husky, she's the ideal figure I love to see on a white mama. Now don't get me wrong: I've got love for all my sistas whether they're black, white, Latina, Brazilian, Japanese, Italian...but I'm a fiend for the 'black man's' Kryptonite. Excuse me if that sounds stereotypically lame--I know plenty of us with a reasonable brain can get bored and agitated with the negative tropes of interracial porn, but--I digress.

I still want to fuck her and even though she says she's been going hard with her abstinent shtick (as in she's been doing well), I'm so hungry for it I don't give two shits if I help ruin her record.

Only problem is that I'm moving soon and it's gonna be a grip before I visit the old homefront again. Not to mention she's hardly ever free, having kids and all. Maybe I should just leave this one alone and chalk it all up to bad luck that I hardly get to kick it with her one-on-one.

But the fucking BBW pervert in me wants to get plump pussy wet just one time in this lifetime.

This foreign amateur babe reminds me of her body almost to the T, except for those fat ass tittehs, but babe is so sexy, I can overlook her small bosom. She's that gorgeous to me and gets my meat THAT hard.

This is my first post here. I've ventured into some of the chatrooms and hung out there, but have only lurked this board so far. Though it's painfully mild and frequently redundant, I've found a few gems in the early morning hours that have been worthwhile.

My confession to you Motherless folks is that I am bored by my own bizarre fetishes (everything from gentle ageplay where Daddy reads me bedtime stories to cumming while thinking about Daddy ruining my cervix in order to stick his finger through it and molest the baby he made in me while it's in utero and then using a coathanger to tickle the baby to death).

My sexual neuroses are no longer fulfilling if I am not in love with someone who shares them.

I miss being able to just have some god damn filthy rotten sex. What the fuck.

I'm bored and letting men jerk off to me on dirtyroulette. Love 2 b used 

derby is fuckin boring :(

Plays shy then sends ... but never delivers less hamered bored of here after 15 yetar

Hey boys and girls, I am Emma and I am 51 years old, I got divorced a few years back and since then my life really started. I got married to my first boyfriend and for 28 years I lived a very boring life, I always had a higher sex drive than my husband and used have to force him for sex and it was just basic stuff, and he got it over with as fast as he could, and I did love him but finally had to get out and live again.
I am still quite fit and some may say still attractive for my age. Once my divorce was final I was out with my best friend Susan and we got a little drunk and the subject turned to my sex life or lack of it. I announced that I was going to fuck the next man who walked into the bar. As we waited for a man to walk in we had some shots, and then the door opened and in walked Susan's husband, we both burst out laughing, and when Mark came to our table Susan told him what had been said. Now I have known him almost as long as Susan and without missing a beat he said "well I can't say no to a pretty lady" again we both burst into fits of laughter. Mark got himself a drink and after a while he was a little bit drunk. Mark kept making a joke of what I had said asking if I was coming back with them to carry out my threat. Susan insisted I come back to their house for another drink, I gave in and we got a taxi. I sat on the couch as Susan and Mark went to fix some drinks. Susan came back first and asked if I was ready? I said ready for what? she laughed and called for Mark, In he walked totally naked, I was more shocked than anything but my god he looked good, Susan said that she wanted to share him with me, I thought she was still joking but I looked into her eyes and knew she was serious. I had a choice at that moment and If I had ran away at that point maybe my life would be normal but it would be just as boring as when I was married. I stood up and Mark came over to me, he kissed me like I had never been kissed before, I felt hands at my skirt and it fell to the floor, my top was taken off and I stood in my bra and knickers, my bra got un clipped and it was then I knew it was Susan who was undressing me, she pulled my knickers off and I was naked as Mark was. He pushed me onto the couch and moved down to my breasts, gently kissing them and biting my nipples. I looked over at Susan and she was taking off her clothes too, Mark worked his way down to my pussy, I remember wishing I had trimmed my hair but his mouth was soon at my clit and I was lost, My ex never went down on me. My god Mark was so good at it and as he licked my pussy, I had my eyes shut enjoying the moment, then I felt lips on my nipple, I looked down and saw Susan kissing my nipples. I tried to protest but at that moment Mark slid some fingers inside me, Susan came upto my face and said she had wanted to do this with me since we first met and then kissed me, it was a full on kiss and I couldn't help but kiss her back. After a while Mark told me to turn over, I did as he asked and I felt his hard cock at my ass, I was a little worried he would put it in the wrong hole but it slid down to my pussy and in one thrust he was deep inside me, he started slow and steady, somehow Susan worked her way under me and she kissed me again, Mark got faster and faster. I have no idea how long we were like this but I started to feel myself cum, that was a total shock because the only time I had ever had an orgasm before was with my own fingers, but there I was about to cum and as it hit I pushed back into him and he shot his cum inside me, I fell forward and Susan got up and cleaned his cock with her mouth, His cock had not gone soft, well maybe a little. I lay on the couch as he took Susan from behind too, I fingered myself as I watched and licked them clean. Mark came inside Susan and she told me to come clean him off. Now like oral with me my ex hated me sucking him and it had been a long time since I had sucked a cock, but I took him in my mouth tasting both his cum and Susan's pussy. Susan asked me if Mark had lived up to expectations? I told her that was the best fuck of my life. She laughed and said she had wished we had done this years ago. She handed me a vodka and sat next to me, one drink in hand and her other hand went to my pussy, we kissed again and she said I should stay tonight. It felt strange but good to sit naked with them both, we had a few more drinks then Susan said it was time for bed, she took my hand and led me to her bedroom. We all got into bed and she cuddled up to me, Mark was on my other side and he pushed his cock to my ass. We all fell asleep.
When I woke the next morning Mark was on his back and Susan was gone, I lifted up the cover and saw his cock, I reached for it and gently rubbed it. Susan came in and caught me, she was still naked, I said sorry but couldn't stop myself, she laughed and said do whatever I wanted with him, as I was bent over she put her fingers in my pussy, she kissed my ass and her tongue went to my ass hole, it went in a little and the feeling was amazing, I lowered my mouth over Marks cock and she did my ass, her tongue went in a little more and then she stopped saying we had the whole day, and just like that she went for a shower. I found I needed to pee and went to the toilet, I was about to sit down when she said I should join her in the shower, I told her I needed to pee first but she said do it in the shower. So I joined her and as I started to pee her hand went to my pussy. As we showered she asked if I was OK? I told her I was more than OK and that I was worried about her as her husband had just fucked me, she laughed and said they had been swinging for years. We dried off and still naked went to make breakfast.
Mark stayed in bed for ages and She said I should go get some new clothes, something sexy and underwear was a must. So we went shopping, I spent a fortune but my ex was paying so I didn't care.
We made plans to meet again that night and I went home to recover and think about what happened.

Ok that was part one I hope you all like and depending on the comments I may give you part two to seven so be nice guys and girls

Bored, so thought i'd do a dare thread.

First 3 dares posted i will do. My girlfriend isn't home for an hour, lets have some fun.

Post away. x

Bored at work and wanking at my desk. What's good stuff that i should do? 

So, im uber bored...

Anybody up for msn chats?

Inbox me yeah?

Need someone to fuck me.. bored of my husband ..

Bored.

Warning: This post will not help you masturbate. 99% of you will find it very boring and feel that my comments don't belong here.

Having said that....

I thought that fishing for Largemouth bass was over. It's October. Thought they'd all be hibernating.

A nice senior gentleman argued otherwise. "My son just caught a bass. It's still warm enough. What's stopping you?"

So i gave it another try. And I very much enjoyed being proven wrong!

:)

I just got a largemouth. He hit strong. Fought hard. Then nothing.

"I lost him."

but then i feel him fighting again. He had raced one way and i no longer felt him fighting. But he was still on.

then he's jumping out of the water. i'm like "shit! i hope that my line doesn't break!"

He jumps again and again. But i landed him! :)

So life is good for me despite not having a sex life. Hope that everyone else is doing well also.

Disclaimer: This bass was only 11 inches. But my fishing line is 20 years old. And it was meant for spam tiny bluegills/sunfish.

My fiance is out of state planning out wedding next week and I just finished banging the shit out of some bored housewife for the past 2 hours...

I lived two lives, regarding my sexuality.

Before getting married, I was with a guy, older than me, who from the very start made me realize, that our thing will be nothing more than sex. I became obsessed with him, since, in my mind, he was unreachable for me. He was older, very, very successful, well dressed, rich, and I felt good knowing he was spending his nights with me, out of all women out there. I was never a pretty girl, but back then, I was slim, with big breasts.

Before him, I didn't know that sex can be so amazing, that I could enjoy things I never thought to dare doing, and in the end, he was the one who introduced me to ML.

And then, nature called. I broke it off, and started dating this groom to be, and got married, all within a year. That was my second life, boring, but gentle, not exciting, but pleasing enough. Soon enough, I got fat, after my second pregnancy. He became less and less interested in me, so I came back here, looking for some kind of excitement, but you know how this place is, one things gives you a spark of interest, only for the next one to shut it down completely.

So I reached out to my former lover, and he gladly called me over, but when he saw me in the doorway, I could see he was disappointed. Had a few drinks, and he flat out told me, he can't go on with me, and that he might be shallow, but that is him, and that he is sorry. I was so desperate, to feel desired, and wanted by him, that I got on my knees, and started unbuttoning his pants. He said no, but I was resolved to do it, so he eventually let me.

It was horrible. He treated me badly, to the point, that it ended up with me, giving him a rim job, while he was bent over.

When I was leaving, he made sure to inform me, that we won't be seeing each other again.

I cried all the way back home, but I am glad this happened, since it opened my eyes. I started going to the gym, got on a diet, and now, three months later, I lost 20 pounds and feel myself again.

My husband is helping me with this, and the old spark is back.

Only thing is, that I still feel terrible for what had happened, but I guess some of us just have to learn the hard way, in order to go forward, and grow.

Hello, did you sell your soul to satan, at night earch your motel room for cobra snakes, are you diagnosed psychotic, all while wanting to begin a serial killing spree and take over the world? If so maybe we can chat. Im white trash and im bored 25 m houston....... I need friends

I'm not pregnant by my dad. I just wanted to see what people would say because I'm bored.

My girlfriend babysits for many of the neighborhood parents in my town, and occasionally brings the kids to my house where I have board games, video games, and generally more ways to entertain them than she has at her apartment. There is one girl in particular, we'll call her Krystal, who she tends to babysit more than the others because her mom holds multiple jobs that often give her scattered work schedules.

Krystal is about nine years old and generally gets along with me quite well. She calls my girlfriend her big sister and me her big brother. Whenever my girlfriend brings her to my house she loves playing some of my old PS2 games that are themed more for younger players. Last night was no exception.

We had just finished dinner and my girlfriend needed to bring the other kid she was sitting home, but Krystal just did not want to go with her on the errand because she wanted to play video games. My girlfriend asked me if it would be a bother if Krystal stayed home with me while she left, and of course I told her it was no problem at all. She trusted me with all her kids, and I really didn't mind playing my old PS2 games with the kids on occasion.

With my girlfriend gone and not to return for at least half an hour, Krystal scurried down to the basement to play video games while I cleaned up after dinner. Clean up took me about five minutes, then I headed downstairs to keep an eye on Krystal. When I got to the bottom step, however, I could see that she wasn't playing a video game at all.

I had apparently left a porno dvd inside my PS3, which I have never done before. When I'm done watching them I have always made sure to eject the disc and put it away with the rest of my stash upstairs, and I could have sworn I did the same thing this time, but I was obviously mistaken. Krystal was just sitting there on the floor, watching as the guy on the movie was playing with the woman's pussy. Krystal's jaw had dropped while she stared in awe at what was happening on the screen in front of her.

I slowly made my way toward her, not knowing what, if anything, I should say to her. As I was finally standing beside her, I couldn't help but notice that she had her hand cupped over her own pussy. Trembling at this point, I cleared my throat and got ready to explain myself to her, but she spoke up before the words could leave my mouth.

"What is that man doing?" She asked. Being an only child, I've never been in this kind of situation before. I stammered for a moment, then managed to choke out a response, "He's making that woman feel good." My mind is screaming for me to just stop the movie and eject the disc before she had to see any more of it, but I was paralyzed as I stood there watching this awe struck little girl. "How is he making her feel good?" She asked.

My heart is racing. As I try to think of yet another response, she buts in once again, "This movie is making me feel weird." Her little hand had begun to rub her pussy ever so slowly as the man in the movie was now fingering the woman. My cock had grown to form a very noticeable bulge within my pants as I could not come to my senses and put a stop to what was happening. As the movie had transitioned to a close up of the woman's face, Krystal looked up at me and said, "I want to feel good like that lady in the movie."

I had been sent right over the edge of a cliff. All rational thinking had disappeared as if it wasn't even there in the first place. I knelt down on the floor beside her and asked, "Krystal, how would you like it if I made you feel good like that man is doing to the lady in the movie?" She nodded in agreement as my heart began to pound even harder. I helped her into my lap and explained to her what I was going to do, to which she nodded once more. With her ass on top of my groin, I instructed her to lean back against my chest as I spread her legs open.

My hand slithered its way up her tiny little legs until it was directly over her pussy. Gently applying some firm pressure with my fingers, I began sliding my fingers up and down against her snatch over her khakis. Her hips almost immediately began to move back and forth as she started grinding herself against my fingers. As her breathing became more labored, I started massaging her more firmly as a noticeable wetness had begun to seep through her pants.

(Yes, this is fake. I was bored and wanted to kill some time, but now I've got to be somewhere. I will finish this story later! If you enjoyed it so far, leave some comments!)

I'm posting this because I'd like to hear other peoples' thoughts.

I confess that although I'm a complete loser in real life, my fingers are Don Juan. They might have a bit too much power.

I used to flirt with ladies my own age, which was fun but inevitably futile when they'd want something more in real life (i.e. AFTER they got a look at my cam/photo). Eventually I just started keeping to online encounters, making them more imaginative to get myself off.

I started playing games of Truth or Dare with ladies, though it was a thin excuse to just get them to follow my commands. (I used some initial Truth-questions to learn what I needed to know about them to have some spectacularly fun dares.)

Here's the awful part: although I started with ladies my own age, I crept down to less-than-strictly-legal women whose level of sexual experience (or lack thereof) matched my own. I would realize that a few of these encounters were fake .. gay guys passing themselves off as girls to play me .. but I'm patient and most of the gay guys would get bored and fail early in the "Truth" period. (I dropped several games when my "gaydar" would be tripped.)

I've had many "successful" encounters with genuine girls. Here are a few of my favourite ones:

I'd gotten a 13 and a 9 to try a few things, ending with a 69. (It was cute because the 9 wasn't sure what to do, so mirrored her sisters actions, right down to each pussy lick).

Another one, I'd gotten a 14 to play a bit before slyly involving her stepfather in sex (well, sort of .. he didn't fit so they had to try a few different things).

One hilarious one: I'd gotten an 11 sister and 13 brother. I tried to get the brother to pull the sis's panties off from underneath the dress she was wearing but he was too nervous at first. So instead, she did some flashing and removing of her own underwear in front of a window. While she was busy doing that, I finally got the bro to remove his underwear in the bathroom, but dress up again fully. Parents were in the living room. The final dare was to have the two of them sneak into the kitchen and have sister pull down her brother's pants. They did it but almost got caught, because bro's now-erect penis sprang into her face and she yelped in surprise. They came back to talk but stopped playing the game after that.

There was one other scary incident, I'd gotten a 13 to try some exhibitionism at 2am, that went so far as her walking (naked) out to a nearby highway, strutting her stuff, ALMOST getting kidnapped by a passing bunch of assholes, but managing to run away and talk to me again almost an hour later while I was freaking out waiting for her.

Anyway, enough stories.. here's why I'm confessing. I was so worried about getting caught (and I still am) that I never maintained contact with anyone. Utterly, strictly anonymous.

Trouble is, I've gotten older now, so old that ladies of that age now won't play when they find out my age.. but I still want to play.

SO here it is: any evil brothers or Dads out there who are interested in their sister or daughter, but don't know how to pull it off and not get rejected? I'd like to connect to you. Not exactly sure HOW to do it anonymously because I still want to keep that, lest I be strung up by my nuts and slaughtered .. but please just tell me you exist and we can work from there.

This was a Fantasy that me and my friend made when we got bored and started to talk about fetish
I would start to be a "babysitter (yes foreplay) you would be at a "friends
house" and it would be bath time, i would go in and help your little sister
clean up by Rubbing soap on my cock and fucking her in her pussy and Ass. after
a few pounding in the shower we go to your room and ill call you in and you
will see your sister on with Blush red cheeks and my fingers in her pussy. she
calls you master when she see you. as you see me finger your sister. i notice
your getting hard. ill call you over to the bed and slow unzip your pants to
take out you half stiff cock and start stroking you. and im still fingering your
sister. every time i stroke you. you get harder until your max length, once so i
start to lick up and down your shaft and start licking your sister pussy. while
the too of you are kissing. after awhile i go down to your balls and go up to
your head and kiss it. while your sister is eating out your ass and im probing
hers. after a few times up and down licking you cock you take the back of my
head and thrust you cock into my mouth and every thrust i feel you in the back
of my throat i moan. as this is happening im balls deep in your sister and she is
still licking you ass out. after a while you felt some Twitching at the tip of you cock when you are at the back of my throat. the feeling of some warm Liquid is about to come out. and it did you came inside of me. i look up into eye with you cock still in mouth. asking with my eyes should i swallow you say yes. this happens for a while. when this is happening im Anal fucking you Sister.after the third and fourth time i took my cock out of you sister ass and put it in her mouth so she can suck on it. This was the last throat fucking you said. as i was finishing gulping up the last of your cum. you sister hasn't made me cum yet but she being watching how i sucked you off. so she wrapped her tongue around her Mouth and was going back and forth. i was doing the same but you were about to exploding inside of my mouth. but this time was different. i was fingering you ass while i was blowing you. and so was your sister. and i was about to cum but i look into your sister eyes telling me to wait for you to blow you load then i will. after a few minutes has passes the feeling came back. the first time you blew your load. but it was huge. you felt like your dick was about to Burst. and i did a tidal wave of cum was blown into my mouth was i blew my tidal wave into your sister mouth. i was about to had 3/4 of the cum from that load and got some spilled onto your sister. she only had 2/4 of my cum in her mouth and the other half running down her body. i Gulp little by little of your cum. as i was about to finish your sister hasn't swallow a drop of cum yet so i forced her to and she did. after that me and you licked her clean of my cum and when we meet up at her head with her mouth up we both and the same time started to make out with each other. the three of us was touching each other tongues. when we got hard again i came up with an idea. lets Double throat fuck your sister. as we both put are cocks together we came to face to face and started to make out.

Will Post more if People want more of it ;)

I confess, i'm getting bored and looking for something new to turn me on

Reluctant blowjob. I like how she's bored... She's not into it..

I confess that I'm becoming bored with most Porn sites.Even MOTHERLESS is not what it was. Where can I find the real Taboo stuff?

Bored

Bored at home

I confess that I want to fuck my cousin or at least try to get a blowjob from her. I also confess that I've played with her tits. We have a pretty close relationship, a touchy kind of relationship, but nothing to this extent prior to this specific experience. We were at her house home alone and she was wearing a flannel button up with no bra. She was laying on her bed doing messing around with her ipod. I was sitting next to her and I was bored so I decided to start poking her boobs, nothing out of the ordinary since I tend to do that to her a lot and she doesn't seem to mind. I then realized she wasn't wearing a bra and she wasn't freaking out or saying anything so I started playing with her boobs over the shirt. I would grope her boobs, gently tap them, and lightly pinch her nipples. I was just trying to turn her on. After a couple of minutes I gained a little confidence and decided to test her and see how far I could get with the touching. She was wearing her flannel button up shirt with the last three buttons being unbuttoned. So, I decided to start repeatedly tapping my fingers on her chest one by one on the little part of her bare chest that was visible. With each tap I would go further and further in her shirt cause she never said to stop. The whole time I did this she continued to mess around on her ipod. To clarify, she would jokingly say "Why are you playing with my boobs?" with a little giggle at the end. Anyway, I digress, eventually my whole hand was on her breast and her nipple was hard as all hell. After around ten minutes of playing with her boobs I grabbed her right boob (all of it, she's a B cup) and took my hand out of her shirt exposing her right breast. Again, she said nothing and I decided to take out her other breast as well. I played with her boobs and kept pinching her nipples and massaging her boobs for a good amount of time. After a while of playing around I decided to try to go for it and suck on her nipples. But in the five minutes it took me to build up the courage her parents got home and she put her boobs back in her shirt and that was the end of that.

Do you guys think I should go for it and try to fuck her next time? I know it looks blatantly obvious that she would let me but she was pretty apathetic during the whole thing, that's whats throwing me off.

Hey! Any horny women in the Vancouver area? Bored. Horny.
Let's have a sexy play date.

H.

Feeling bored and Horny toe or Snapchat me a Ericsmith251. i like to be told what to do ;)

36 M from Massachusetts.

Any single girls who just for now want to message when bored & horny?