Not really a confession... more like a question.
About 4 months ago, a friend of mine told me that he and his wife really want to have a baby. Seems they have been trying for quite some time and she hasn't gotten pregnant.
He told me they went to a fertility clinic and she is ok but he has what they called "low sperm count" and that's why she hasn't gotten pregnant.
So my friend tells me that they don't have the money for the artificial insemination but she really wants to have a baby.
Bottom line is, he asked me if I would be willing to get her pregnant. I said, "you wnat me to fuck your wife and get her pregnant?" and he says "Yeah, she's real nervous about it but she doesn't want to do it with some stranger. She knows you and likes you and she wants you to do it."
So, what the hell, I agree to it and I have fucked his wife three or four times a month for the past 4 months. She is a hot little number and she sucks my cock to get it hard, pretty much does anything I ask her to do as long as I come in her pussy.
NOw the question is, how long can I get away with fucking my friend's wife before they find out I had a vasectomy 12 years ago?

Just a random thought. Would it still be considered incest if a father/daughter mother/son got pregnant not by natural sex methods, instead used artificial means (ie. male ejaculates in cup, female uses turkey baster)???

i will never understand why guys go for girls, wouldnt you feel more comfortable with other guys? male/female relationships are outdated now that artificial insemenation exist.

I thank artificial intelligence for turning my friends into whores

OK so here is my deal.

I am 52 yo basically a bum. I get disability payments after being injured at my last job, too lazy to get a different job, have enough money to get buy - its a private disability insurance, not that pittance the government gives you. I am kind of funny looking and a bit overweight.

So anyway, about two months ago my roommate switched his head meds and decided I am a minion of Satan or something. So I had to look for a different place.

So this girl - friend of a friend - offered me her couch to crash for the night. She is a burned-out stripper - now she is the bartender at the strip club where she is too old and ugly to strip. So anyway I ended up banging her that night - at my age if a 30 yo burned out stripper wants you to bang her its a good deal.

So anyway she said its ok to stay a bit more and I banged her a few more times.

Anyway, its been two months now and I am basically living with this chick.

She is kind of stupid and annoying, but what the fuck.

She has a 9 yo daughter, cutest thing ever, and very smart. And now she decided she wants me to be her new daddy. (The original daddy is doing some serious prison time. The last 'daddy' beat her and her mom and tried to molest her.)

Its a bit overwhelming, this came totally out of nowhere - and I figured out why the girl was getting into trouble at school (she needed glasses - and if she eats anything with artificial food die in it, she starts acting out - not a rare thing at all) - fixed those two things my second week there, even paid for the glasses
.

So now my gf or whatever wants me to deal with all the school stuff cause 'you are so good at it'. She works weird hours and sleeps in the morning and I basically don't have anything to do so its not too bad.

Its overwhelming. Not sure exactly what to do. Like I said the girl (the mom) is a good fuck, but stupid. Basically stupid white trash.

But if I leave she will get a new bf who will probably be a bigger fuckup than me - and what is wore a meaner fuck up - and that will not be good for the little girl. I love the little girl (no pervy stuff, shut the fuck up guys) - and she loves me.

The mom spends most of her off-work hours now sleeping and smoking pot - and I become the primary caregiver for the child.

Thoughts?

I am in my mid-40s, have been married for more than 20 years and have 3 chil dren. I have been with so many women (most while married, quite regretably) I lost count years ago. I have never been attracted to men. I have never once looked at a man and felt any sort of sexual attraction whatsoever.

But in the abstract, in recent years, I have had very strong cravings to suck a cock and feel one inside my ass, particularly as it cums, filling me up. But this fantasy only encompasses a cock that is unattached to a man's body, as ridiculous as it sounds. Put a man with the cock and my fantasy evaporates.

Anyone else honest enough to admit to such desires? If so, how have you handled it? A dildo is an obvious solution, but I know that the warmth, texture and movement, particularly the orgasmic pulsations while it cums, just can't be re-created with an artificial cock. Part of me wants to simply bite the bullet and find some anonymous guy and go crazy without ever looking him in the eye.

Looking for pics or vids of brunettes being artificially inseminated by drones.

I think that sexual intercourse is overrated. I'm looking for a girlfriend or wife, but I'm not interested in having sexual relations. We can have intimacy in other ways, and if she wants to become a mother, we can use artificial insemination. What do women think about this?

What would you do if you found out you were actually a sophisticated robot and nothing more?
lets say billions of years ago, a race that was so evolved beyond our comprehension decided to make us (humans) as an experiment,
as humans we are always trying to perfect artificial intelligence, but what if the truth was that the reason we seek better a.i is to better ourselves, because in the end the way to evolve is to upgrade...

I try not to mock other's perversions....

But this shit is just funny. Not that it's a hermaphrodite of some sort... but that it's a pic of chick that's had both Liv Tyler's face and a massive cock photoshopped onto it, in order to create some artificial hermaphroditic-Liv.

What!

The!

Fuck!

OK first of all this is real and im curious to see what people think of it in may i met a girl in a teen chat room im 21 shes 19 love at first sight you could say we hit things off well shes naughty as can be shes a moaner i like loud women find it such a turn on we talked for months during naughty things phone sex naughty pictures and no i wont post any i have respect for her though if i find a decent okay one i will post it anyways i went to idaho thats where she lives with some roomates i live in maryland atm she cant get pregant the normal way so she gets artificially insemenated and i know this all true point being said is it weird im not pissed off she dident ask me what i thouht about it and that i love her shes moving to maryland and we plan to get married sometime in the future NOTE i went to a doctor visit so i know she cant get pregant the normal way so i know its not some scam bullshit and was there when the doctor asked about artificial insemnated its not my sperm cant get a chick pregant kinda curious what you guys think let me know if i missed out on any details