Just spotted one of my old wins earlier and the silly wee cunt is still huffing with me lol.
Six yr ago the car I had the engine packed up and the car was left basically scrap but one of my then neighbours decided in his wisdom to buy it I found out later from someone else he thought it was a cheap fix and he was getting one over on me but ended up burning himself haha.
Anyway to get to the point he offered £400 a lowball figure for a car if it was going was worth £900 but with the blown engine scrapyard was offering £70 so I made up a BS story about another interested party and got him to £500 and as far as he would go.
Fair enough but just to try and squeeze more I told him I would let him know later even though I wanted to snap his hand off. So I am sitting in my house and his GF calls she had decided on her own to come over and see if I was selling to him or not because he was doing her head in going on about this great deal but rather than just say ok I thought I could bluff a few more quid out of the deal and told her the other party was possibly going an extra £20 no more than £50 but she said her BF could afford no more.
Hoping I hadn't overplayed my hand I was relieved when she suggested an alt arrangement and I was more than happy with her suggestion her BFs deal and she would give me a blowjob right there and then well I think you can all guess what I done.
So I was happy money in the bank and I have to admit one of the best BJs I ever had and eventually they realised they had screwed themselves and it made for a few dirty looks over the next few years lol but back to earlier spotted her in the local shop and she was none to pleased with me asking if she would be up for a bit off mutual oral sex ffs I was willing to return the favour you would think she would be happy haha time to get over it love lol.
