So my son and his wife have been divorced now for three years, long back story but not important and out of respect she has always called me dad when they got married
So she has stayed close with my wife and i because of family i go over her new place when ever the wife wants to send over food or gifts and when ever she needs things fixed around the house.

one weekend i had gone over to hang a new door for her it was the weekend my son had his family so after i finished it was late and she was out most the time shopping gym etc. she came in with pizza and a few other things and said let me clean up and we can eat i was like sure sounds good so she came out after a few and i have to say she looked pretty good in her sweats and tank top
we sat down to eat and she opened up wine and pored two glasses we talked for a while and she thanked me for the door and made the comment what we she do without me, i said i did not mind helping and she just said i know but really i appreciate everything you have done for me and the family over the years and made a small joke about how your son could never fix anything i rolled my eyes and just said yeah i know.

she got up cleaned the plates and put the food on the stove and said if i wanted anything else she would just leave it out, i said no i was good and i was going to get going No No No she grabbed the wine pored both of us the rest and said come sit with me OK so i moved over to the couch where she had plopped down and kept telling me about her day, next thing i know her hand was on my leg and she kept talking and her faced had moved closer to mine she was laughing at some stupid comment i made about the person on the show she had on the TV next thing i know our lips were locked and she was sucking my mouth and tongue telling me how hard it has been for her i was in shock but kept going with it my mind was saying WTF but i just could not resist her lips. After a few minutes of passionate kissing i started to say listen Sarah we cant and that was it her finger went to my lips and said shhh dad i have really been into you for a while

Our eyes locked and that was it she was undoing my pants i was tearing off her top and before you know it she had me naked she had just her panties on and we were like two horny animals sucking and fucking in every position that was possible she had said during it my god dad you are amazing and fuck me better than he ever did and other crazy shit i have not heard in a very long time

if anyone has had anything close to this happen to them let me know would like to hear about it or am i the only abnormal one here PS don't judge me on this

I confess that i like to pull big juicy snotters out of my nose and greedily slurp them down.The dry ones that stick to your teeth are the worst.
Anyone that denies eating the contents of thier nostrils is a lying abnormal bastard.

So, I haven't jacked off in 5 days and as a result I am about ready to explode. It's one of those things where I have a date on Saturday that I have a reasonable suspicion will end up in bed. And this is I girl I REALLY want to go all out with, if you take my meaning. So I made a vow to myself... No masturbating for a week before hand. Thing is, I have an abnormally high sex drive and normally jerk off about 3 or 4 times a day even when I have a partner (which I don't right now). I feel like with every movement I am about to explode and seeing any even mildly attractive woman makes my balls ache. Literally. They hurts. I want to give this girl, who is franking awesome everything I have. But maybe I am sabotaging myself? Will I fuck it up because I have too much "pressure" built up?

Very Unattractive girl I fooled around with confided in me she has an inperforated anus at birth.

Its a rare condition that means she was born without an anus opening, and she needed immediate surgery at birth.

I never really paid much attension to her anus when I licked her out, I didn't see it but I presumed it was somewhere. It was also dark and I didn't want to scare her with anything abnormal. As it is she thought it was unusual I liked giving oral sex and strange that I liked my fingers when they were covered in her cum. I invited her to do the same (why not? We had already kissed with tongues a lot) and she said she had never done that before, even when masturbating alone, she hasn't tasted her own pussy.

Ladies: I starting dating this guy with an abnormally fat mushroom cock head. Any advice on this? 🤔😬😳😵

I confess that I want to thank motherless posters for telling me about Omegle. My sexual preferences are abnormal. After getting a couple of fake webcam videos, a webcam that plays play videos and a webcam recorder, I have already gotten five people to unknowingly to make me some material that will satisfy my 'urges' for a very long time. I love Omegle.

I love getting fucked in the ass. I've been told that this is abnormal by more than one friend; but nothing makes me cum harder than bending at the waist in a pair of heels and taking a thick cock in my ass. It makes me blush to think how many loads I've had blown onto my back.

Chest hair - Yes or No?

Hi Ladies,
Please help settle some confusion.

Do you prefer a man with his chest shaved?

Or do you prefer natural hair on a mans chest?

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Re: Chest hair

I think it is sexy on a man. So tired of everyone shaving, waxing & burning hair off !!!
The way society is making it if you aren't bald everywhere you are abnormal - I think its sick
Be who you are !

Re: Men and chest hair
When did shaving chest hair come into vogue? I understand that athletes shave to reduce wind/water resistance but, for all around regular guys I like to see chest hair on a man...let's me know he's a man...not a boy...not some kind of freak-a-zoid, foppish twink.
For all you gorgeous burly men out there...leave it alone!

Here's a tip for all you fella's out there that are worried about if women like chest hair etc. A "soap and water clean" man is HOT. Not a lot of colognes, shaving this and that...What ever you got...wash it! CLEAN is a very powerful attractant. (clean teeth, clean hair too).

Re: Men and chest hair (oh and.. A TIP FOR YOU WOMEN OUT THERE..)
Please Shave Your PUSSIES!!!!!!! - YES, YOUR VAG!!!!!!!!

MEN dont like going down on you with a FULL BUSH on your pussies!!!!!!

SHAVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Also..........SHAVE YOUR LEGS TOO!!!!!!!!!

MEN DONT LIKE SEEING HAIR ON WOMEN'S LEGS AND ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO SHAVE YOUR LEGS , ARMS, AND PUSSIES!!!!!!! - YES, YOUR VAG!!!!!!!!!

Finally my whore is pregnant - just got confirmation today. I cum a lot, in the sense that it's kind of abnormal. Been fucking this whore for 3 months, sometimes twice a day with the intent of breeding her tight little cunt, and finally it happened. Got a text from her today, she missed her period and took a test. I've literally dumped gallons of cum in this whore, and finally her womb accepted my seed. Now I just have to convince the wife to let her move in with us (yes my wife knows about my side piece and even has watched me fuck her and cum in her). Picked this cute little cunt up after becoming a regular of hers and she liked my dick so much she stopped charging me and stopped fucking other dudes. Convinced her to let me knock her up (weirdly enough). She's 22, tight, petite and bi. Wife isn't bi, but willing to let this whore suck her cunt. Tonight we're all going out to dinner to talk about all this shit. Told my wife that my little whore is pregnant, had a few words about it - but still have a good bond with my wife too. Fucked up thing is, my wife is only 3 years older than my whore, so they could easily be friends. Wife just wants me to have a good life because she suffers from a chronic illness that affects her libido. Yes, my wife has met my whore a few times (like I said she's watched me fuck her but never participated - YET). She says she does get turned on when I fuck other women, but it's hard for her to fuck sometimes because it's painful.
Anyway - enjoy the pics of my creampied little whore (blurred her face).

it shocked me at first when he put it away all i could think of was its size its girth it was beyond enormous beyond massive it was just abnormal for a guy his size i mean he was average nothing different from me except what i saw .it shocked me as if it was a weapon of some sort , it in its self limp looked violent like its hole goal in life is to give pain like no other when i found my composure i quickly turned away from the scene before me trying not to let on i was shocked later that day i asked my brother if he would show me it later on that night i came in my tent and he was spread eagle on the sleeping bag cock in hand and smiling at me the thing was as fat and long as my forearm all i could do was slowly stroke it up and down i tried to put it in my mouth but could not manage it so i just ran my lips and tongue down its massive sides its veins like ropes its head like a german helm at so large and fat when he cam it was like nothing i ever seen it was a fountain of cum all over so much i was covered all over my face and neck my mouth was full of cum warm tasty cum of my brother in laws camping

I confess: I'm shy, but have always been turned on by fulfilling others' sexual fantasies. I've always wanted a partner to describe his extreme/fucked up/abnormal sex fantasy to me as he touched/fucked me. Whisper it in my ear as he pumps into me. Daring me to be against it as my pussy gets wetter. Not allowing me to cum, commanding me to play the role until he empties himself. To be used a a doll for others' fantasies. THAT sounds like a thrill. But alas, its quarantine. :-(