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The best advice I ever got about marriage and sex came from this board. 

It worked. Like really worked and our relationship has never been better.

I laugh when I see just awful "expert advice" from other so-called reputable sources that isn't this. 

You guys were *right*.

For any other men struggling with your wife or girlfriend and not getting what you want from sex or sex at all:

Stop being a bitch and go fuck the shit out of her. Make her do what you want. Do not hesitate, no half measures. Literally pick her up, throw her down, tear her clothes off. If she protests as if she's too shy or it's not a convenient time, keep going. You'll know a legit hard stop when you hear it...but you won't. Push through the "you're messing up my hair" nonsense.

Do what you want. Throw her legs open and lick her pussy. Shove your dick in her mouth. Fuck her tits. Put her in whatever position you want. Pound her doggstyle and pull her hair. Direct her. Tell her what she should do. Slap her ass. Fuck her ass. Whatever you feel like. And when you're fucking her, no gentle stroke bullshit. Thrust into her- hard. Make her feel your dominance over her with every rep. Pin her wrists down. Squeeze her tits. Doesn't matter- just pound *hard*.

When you get to the point of no return, pull out and cum on her face. Don't ask, don't warn, just do it. Grab the back of her head, pull it towards your cock and nut on her face. She might hate it but if you've never done it- just do it. (She may say never again, but you can figure that out later.)

This advice gets shot down all the time by people who have never actually done it. It's too rough. It's degrading. Whatever. She's your wife. Chances are she's into everything you are, you were just too scared to try it.

I finally sacked up and did exactly this. She protested a bit at first but got into it within about a minute of understanding I wasn't playing around. Picking her up and throwing her on the bed shocked her. She tried for a second to resist me pulling her legs apart to lick her clit and it was all over after that. Zero resistance. Total compliance. Didn't care at all that she had cum dripping off her face afterwards. Just total brain melt from being used like that. For hours and days afterwards. She *loves* it.

We can't keep our hands off of each other. The sex is amazing and we get along with each other so much better. This has leveled up marriage more than anything else we ever tried. She needs to be used. She was too afraid to ask and I was too afraid to try. 

Don't be a little bitch like I was being. There's a high probability your wife wants to be taken like this, too. Go do it. Stop fucking thinking about "what if". Stop listening to people who've never actually tried it. Just make it happen.

Good luck. 

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My gf (a young and petite thing at 5'3") and I have never shy'd away from public displays of affection. We've had sex on the edge of the top of a parking garage late at night while cars whizzed by below, we've groped each other and made out in the back of a dark club while drunken party-goers ogled us, but last night set the bar.

We had spent all morning drinking mimosas during brunch, and the afternoon was spent walking around the local college campus (which is dead this time of year) finding little hidden places to smoke from our dugout and grope each other. She even let me snap a pic of her flashing me earlier in the afternoon(She's a petite thing at 5'3�, and has smooth young features. We're both in our early 20's but she gets carded at bars, restaurants, and the like all the time). Unfortunately my phone died shortly thereafter, otherwise I would have had quite the photo-collage to go along with my story...but I digress.

As the sun began to set, we found ourselves quite inebriated and very very horny. We had just settled down behind a low brick wall that ran adjacent to an empty driveway used by one of the university buildings. To our right was a lush, somewhat overgrown garden with several stone benches and various flowerbeds. To our left was an tall empty university office building. Behind us was another campus building...this one used to temporarily house fraternity brothers during the Summer months (the lights were out, and it appeared empty as well).

Now, not being strangers to sex in public, we were quite aware of the growing trend in our little city (so we had read/heard) of "dogging" (if you're not in the loop, look it up, the internet is a wonderful thing)...specifically in and around a local park, and parts of campus...but we had fooled around outdoors before without anyone spying or bothering us (that we know of) and didn't think anything of it last night.

Nevertheless, we sat down on one of the stone benches and passed our one-hitter back and forth, and then began the heavy petting. I nibbled at her neck and ran my hand up her thigh to her panty clad crotch. She moaned and leaned back against the bench. I kissed her up and down her neck, shoulders, and the tops of her breasts, savoring her scent and the feel of her skin in the open air. She had spread her legs, allowing me to push the hem of her skirt up, exposing her pelvis and undies to the night air...I rubbed her through her underwear (which tends to drive her crazy...more-so than straight up fingering oddly enough) until she shook a little with a small orgasm.

At this point we could hear some people walking down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the brick wall, causing us to hold our breath for a moment. They passed us quickly (two drunk girls walking home from a bar from the sound of it) and walked on. We looked at each other and giggled. We weren't really worried, bc it seemed as if the only way someone could catch us would be to sneak around the garden we were in, and the heavy iron gate separating the garden from the sidewalk makes a loud squeaking sound when being opened, which should have given us ample time to dress an bolt, but the possibility made it exciting nonetheless.

At this point I asked her "put on a little show for me". To which she stood up in front of the bench and faced me, a little wobbly from the weed, and giggling began to wiggle her hips back and forth in the cutest parody of a burlesque dance I've ever seen. I wasted no time, and pulled out my cock to stroke while she teased me.

She spun around, and slowly pulled up the hem of her dress, revealing her panty clad ass, which she promptly peeled down over her ass cheeks a bit, flashing me her bare bottom ever so slightly. The sight of her there in the moonlight (and a little streetlight from the corner), her half exposed ass swaying back and forth inches from my face, and in public no less...drove me nuts!

I'm pretty sure I even exclaimed "you're driving me crazy"....she looked at me with a wicked grin and letting go of the hem of her dress, bent down and placed her hands on my raging erection and gave it a few light strokes. I leaned back on the bench and sighed loudly, taking in the sight before me. I then ran one of my hands up her leg and pulled at her dress again, hiking it up and over her thighs, allowing me to squeeze and fondle her ass while she licked and nibbled at my ear whilst jerking me off. After a couple of minutes of this, I whispered into her ear "take off your dress"...I was feeling bold to say the least. Without skipping a beat, she called my bluff. Stepping back from the bench, she let a wide grin cross her nymph-like features, and then pulled her dress over her head and tossed it onto the bench next to me in one fluid motion leaving her in nothing but her saddle shoes, a lacy see through bra, and a pair of light green cotton panties. She then continued her little burlesque like dance for me.....peeling a bra strap off one shoulder, turning, pushing the waistband of her undies down just a bit, turning again, bending down to touch her ankles (and sticking her bottom in my face in the process). What could I do other than just sit there and slowly stroke my cock to this wonderful exhibit in front of me.

With a final teasing wiggle she bent over at the waist and swatted my hands away from my cock again, grasping the base of it with one hand and steadying herself on the bench with the other. After a couple of strokes, a drop of old-cum began to form on the tip of my cock, which she flicked her tongue at, letting a trail of saliva form between my dick and her tongue. She knows that I like messy blowjobs, and this is how she usually begins...so, needless to say, my head was swimming.

It was at this point that I heard the squeaking gate and saw the silhouette. Average height, wearing a baseball cap, and smoking a cigarette, the person was standing on the corner of the garden, near a hedge about 30 feet from us. At first it didn't register. Then the figure looked over his shoulder and appeared to be talking to someone. For some reason it hit me, SOMEONE IS WATCHING US.

I whispered "some guy is watching us". She looked up from my cock with her big blue eyes. "Is it a cop?" she asked. "I don't think so, he's just standing there" I replied. "well let'em watch, but keep an eye on'em" she responded to my amazment. I was just getting ready to put my cock away when she said this. I was so stunned, I just sat back and looked down at this very hot, and nearly naked young girl that I love very much, say one of the sluttiest and dirtiest things I could ever imagine.

With that, she sunk to her knees and stuck her ass out (her panties barely covering her rear), looking over her shoulder in the direction of the figure, and wiggled her behind. The figure stood completely still, but was still obviously entranced by the spectacle before him.

She turned her attention back to my cock, running her tongue up and down the length of the shaft, allowing the maximum amount of spit to fall out of her mouth onto my member until it was glistening with saliva, before enveloping the tip and about half the length into her warm wet mouth before letting it slide back out with a definite wet "pop" sound. I automatically gripped the back of her head and a handful of her hair and let out a silent "oh, jesus" at this move. Being a petite gal, she's only able with some effort (and a little bit of gagging) to take about 3/4 of my somewhat average length cock (7 inches) down her throat, so this is a huge turn on for me.

The figure at the corner of the garden moved out from the hedge he was hiding behind just a bit, all the while turning to his left and appearing to move his mouth. Then I realized there was another person standing next to him behind the hedge...this other person was trying to get a better look, and they appeared to be talking to each other about what was happening in hushed tones.

I decided to up the anty a bit and leaned over my gf's body, sliding to the edge of the bench a bit more, and laid a hand across her ass cheek, giving it a quick smack. She responded by removing her mouth from around my cock and pushing her ass into the air more-so. "fuck yes, spank me daddy" she whimpered, a little loudly in fact. I was quite used to this kind of pillow talk, but in the context of the current situation my head swam. And so I laid into her, smacking her panty clad ass cheeks once, twice, three times, until she let out a little muffled yelp around my dick and jumped a bit, her pale ass turning bright pink in the dim light.

The figures in the corner let out an audible chuckle, clearly they were enjoying the show, and were making less and less of an effort to not be seen and heard. We both took notice of this. Her cheeks flushed with (her words) a combination of lust and embarrassment as she looked up at me.

�Want to be my whore?� I whispered to her. This was bedroom code for the light bdsm that we sometimes dabbled in. She's quite the submissive when she's in the mood, and from the look on her face (like a kid in a candy store) when I said this, she was definitely in the mood. I then grabbed a handful of her hair and positioned her mouth over my cock, my other hand snaked to her bottom again and gave it another couple of smacks, causing her to yelp with her mouth around the tip of my cock.

�Pull your panties down� I ordered. She complied, reaching behind her kneeling form and slowly sliding her little cotton panties over her ass and down her thighs to rest at the bend of her knees. One of the men, the taller of the two, let out a �holy shit� and they appeared to move a little bit closer, zeroing in on my gf's taught little ass.

I grabbed the base of my prick with my free hand and began to pump her head slowly up and down on my cock...first down a couple of inches before pulling her mouth away....me leaning forward to kiss her lips, wet with old-cum and saliva..then pushing her back down onto my cock again. This continued for a minute or so, her wiggling her ass for the spectators across from us.

I then told her (loudly enough for the strangers to hear) to stand up and turn around with her hands behind her back so "they can get a good look at you". She complied, wiping some saliva from her chin, she slowly stood and turned on her heel to face the figures, her panties falling around her ankles. The two men crept slowly forward a bit more, and being able to get a better look at us, one of them turned and said to his friend, �she's young, man� Neither had anything to hide behind anymore, their faces barely visible in the failing light. Both seemed about college age, one wearing a lettered hoody (possible a couple of fraternity dudes) and drinking from a tallboy of something, the other in a baseball cap and khaki shorts, his hands in his pockets. At this point they were about 20 or so feet away standing next to another park bench. The sounds of a small group of people walking down the sidewalk nearby echoed off the walls around us, but soon receded, it was getting late, and the bars were beginning to let out.

And there she stood, a petite little redheaded minx, with nothing on but a pair of black and white saddle shoes, a see through bra and a pair of panties around one ankle, her body on full display for these two strangers. My hands groped at her from behind, sliding around her body to tug at the straps to her bra, pulling her pert b-cups from their prison and tweaking her erect nipples, down her stomach to the neatly trimmed hair of her pubic mound. Her knees slightly buckled at my caress, her mouth letting out a sexy little moan. I gripped her crossed wrists behind her back and stood up behind her, pushing her forward a bit�the two men stepped forward another couple of feet�now less than 10 feet from us. I realized that the one in shorts was jerking off, one hand down the front of his shorts.

�She�s a beaut� eh fellas?� I asked in a playful tone., smacking one of her tits with my free hand, before roughly pinching and pulling at one of her nipples, letting her tits drop and bounce. Both nodded and smiled, shifting a bit, possibly a bit uncomfortable that they were being addressed directly.

�Let�s show the nice men what a whore like you is good at�� I trailed off, taking on the role of the dom�I spun her around and pushed down on her shoulders, directing her to kneel in the grass before me at an angle, while I shifted my position so that we were both in parallel to our audience�giving them a perfect view of her profile. I started by unbuttoning my shorts, and pulling my shaft fully from my underwear, along with my balls. She immediately went to work sucking and licking at my testicles, her hands still firmly in place behind her back, which was arched, her ass sticking out over her heels.

�Spread your ass for them� I ordered�

She complied, her hands sliding down her lower back and spreading her ass cheeks apart as she licked up and down my balls and the shaft of my cock, trails of spittle dripping onto the grass. The guy in shorts muttered �holy fuck��his cock was clearly out now, and he was stroking it very slowly, his eyes shifting from my gf�s taught little ass to the job she was doing on my cock. His friend has stepped to the side a bit, seemingly to give his buddy some spank room, and had just set down his beverage before slowly unzipping his jeans and pushing his hand down into his waistband to touch himself.

I pulled my cock away from her eager mouth and told her to �say ah��, she looked up at me, opened her mouth, and stuck out her tongue with a little �ahhh�, sounding like a kid at the dentist. I slid my cock between her parted lips until the tip touched the back of her throat�a little over half its fully erect length. �Show the men how a slut eats cock�� I requested. She took a deep breath through her nose and shifted her weight a bit, sitting up ever so slightly on her knees, and pushed her mouth down onto my cock another inch before pulling away with a sharp exhale.

�fuck yes, deep throat that bitch!� one of the men exclaimed (I didn�t look up to see which)

She steadied herself and again took about 5 inches of my cock into her mouth with a slurping sound. One of my hands found the back of her head, the other took a hold of her chin, and I pushed another inch down her little throat. She shifted her weight, and let out a little groan around my cock, but I didn�t relent�pulling out a couple of inches, only to slowly push the shaft back into her throat�this time her lips barely an inch from the base of my cock. A stream of saliva dripped from between her bottom lip and the base of my prick, splattering onto her tits. I pulled my cock all the way out, she gasped for air, old-cum and spit falling from her mouth. Then I was back in her throat again, repeating this about half a dozen times.

�yeah man, fuck her mouth� the guy in shorts cheered�both were now just under 10 feet from us and were furiously stroking their dicks.

I pulled my cock from her throat, allowing her to get some air. She panted�.looking up at me and around at the two men watching us.

�They're so close� she said shyly....

�I know�, I replied, playfully slapping her cheeks with my wet cock.

She smiled, �I want to cum� she said. Smiling, I told her to stand up again and whispered into her ear �do you want some help from these nice men?� she looked at me a bit confused��no penetration� I elaborated �just touching�. She nodded in approval.

I turned to the two strangers, who had slowed their masturbation in anticipation of what was to come (no pun intended, har har), and asked if they �would like to sit�? I motioned to the bench near us. They looked at each other and slowly walked over to the bench and sat down on opposite ends from each other. I then led my little gal over between them and told her to sit down. She hesitated for a moment, eying these two perverts up and down, seeing their hard cocks in their hands and the expression of pure unadulterated lust on their faces (her words, not mine), and turned around, putting her ass on display for them�spreading it wide. �Do you like me?� she asked in her best naughty little girl voice�sliding two fingers into her pussy and then looking over her shoulder, into her mouth, before playfully smacking her own ass with her other hand.

�I'm being a bad bad girl� she exclaimed. The two dudes just stared�one of them saying something incomprehensible like �oh fuck, man�.�

�Enough playing around you little whore� I exclaimed playfully, and lightly pushed her down onto the bench between them, taking a position between her legs...each of the strangers no more than a couple of feet from her on either side, their eyes glued to her small body, which was covered in a light sheen of sweat, her tits wet with the sloppy bj she had just given.

�Pull your legs back� I ordered...she complied, looping her hands behind the backs of her knees and pinning her thighs against her torso, giving me full access to her pussy and ass.

�Oh my gaaawd�, the guy in the hat exclaimed, leaning over to get a closer view of her naughty bits. I grinned and gripped the tops of her thighs, spreading her even wider. She keeps her pubic hair trimmed to almost nothing...again, accentuating her youthful looks. I parted her pussy lips with one hand, not penetrating her, just showing her off her pink inner folds.

�Fuck baby, you are wet� the man in the hat said, arching his neck to look at her sopping wet pussy.

�Mmmm, yes sir. I'm very very horny right now.� she chirped, her eyes falling on the rather thick cock in his hand.

I leaned down and lapped at her warm mound. She wiggled under me, and shivered, her legs shaking a bit. �Fuck� she yelped, trying to keep her voice to a whisper. I stabbed at her cunt with my tongue over and over until she shook very hard under me, her hands letting go of her legs and reaching out to grip the thighs of the men to either side of her.

�Hold her legs for me eh?� I requested of the strangers. They looked a bit stunned, but hesitated for no more than a moment, before each of them reached out in unison and grabbed her ankles and calves, pulling them back again.

�Oh fuck�, she moaned, as I pushed two fingers into her pussy and began slowly finger fucking her. Now she's not usually that into fingering , but her body seemed to be reacting with crazy sensitivity. One of the men was gripping her ass cheek now, having propped her leg onto his shoulder. He gave her rear a quick smack and squeeze, kneading the pale flesh of her smooth ass.

She began to shake under me again. I leaned forward and flicked her now swollen clit with my tongue. She went nuts between us, her legs convulsing, her ass lifting off the bench several inches, her back arching as her mouth parted and let out the most erotic stuttering �ffffuuucc, aaaahhha, fuuck, oh my gaaa...�. I kept my mouth on her cunt during the whole display however, darting my tongue from her clit to her labia, small aftershock orgasms causing her to shiver repeatedly.

Both of the strangers were enraptured. One of them (the guy in the hoody I think), began to rub and grope at my little redheads tits, and say really dirty things to her.

�You're a little slut, aren't you? Are you daddy's little whore? Huh, are you daddy's little fuck toy?�

She just looked up through half closed eyes and whimpered an innocent �yes daddy�.

�Holy shit man! You're girl is amazing!� exclaimed the other guy, one hand still stroking his cock, the other kneading the flesh of her thigh and ass.

I lifted my head from her swollen pussy and licked my lips. �Yes she is, and...� giving her behind a playful smack, �now she's going to take some cock for your viewing pleasure, aren't you dearest?� I asked. �Oh yes please, please fuck me...� she, running two fingers over her throbbing pussy lips.

I told her to stand up, turn around and bend over the bench. She did so, placing her hands on the back of the bench and sticking her ass out. The guy in the hoody also stood up and walked around the back of the bench to get a better look at the action. The other guy stayed sitting on the bench, looking up and down her body, and as I entered her from behind, reached up to pull on her nipples with his free hand.

I began slowly pumping in and out of her, then built to slamming into her, only to slow down again, prolonging her pleasure, and my own. The man in the hoody had stepped closer to the bench again, his hand on his cock, just a few inches from my gf's face. Before long, I could feel my own orgasm building. �I want to come in your mouth baby, turn around.� I insisted.

Spinning around, and sitting on the edge of the bench, she opened her mouth wide for my load. Grabbing the back of her neck and the base of my cock, I forced myself into her mouth, unloading load after load of cum into her eager throat.

After I had finished, she offered to let the other guys cum on her tits while she masturbated, which they eagerly agreed to.

She laid back on the bench and propped her knees up, giving the strangers a good view of her dripping cunt. �You can touch me if you like� she coyly told the men. They were on her in seconds. One of them sticking two fingers into her cunt, and then into her mouth, making her taste her juices. The other began groping at her tits, then moved his hand down to her ass, were he began to probe at her anus.

Before long, she was panting and writing under their touch. The guy in the hoody leaned over her and let his cum spray onto her face and tits. The other man soon followed, dropping his load onto her stomach. There she laid, covered in her boyfriend's and stranger's cum, naked, and shaking, with a huge grin on her face. After we had cleaned up and dressed, we exchanged info with the two gents, discussed dogging, places to meet up in the future, and what my gf might be up for. Then we called it an evening, went home and slept for over 10 hours.

It was quite an evening to say the least. Nonetheless, we've discovered that we're into this sort of thing and have been discussing safer ways to indulge in the future.

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You ungrateful cunt. You just fucking expect shit. Go to the goddamn jacuzzi yourself, go down to the fucking jacuzzi. You have no fucking soul! My soul is screaming because you don't have one to join mine. You have no fucking soul. I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground. You and I have none. Zero. You won't even fucking try. Bitch.

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Married women who cheat give zero fucks lol. I banged this big titty babe - wore her ring and all while I stuffed my cum in her cunt.
Bitch wants to cuck her hubby, but he's not for it so she went on a dating app, met me - and I've fucked her at least 6 times so far, always without pulling out so she can bring my cum home with her.
She's got some weird fetishes but I'm ok with it. Good lay over all - 8/10, knows her moves and knows how to make a dude cum. Also her tits are magnificent - sorry no nudes (but you can kind of see her nipple through the green shirt - big areolas with chewy eraser nips).
I confess I'm probably ruining someone's marriage - but her pussy is good so I keep fucking it.

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this post will be long but i wanted to share. it's a true story. i dont care if you believe it or not. i'm just sharing it anyway. i started grooming my boss about 1.5 years ago in order to get my own advancement within the company since hard work doesn't mean shit where i work. now I've been fucking my boss for almost a year now. i have had my pay go up 7% and added an extra vacation day since then. it's not much but it's a start. i dont know what my end game is but it's probably going to be getting her job while i groom her into the idea of a promotion for herself or a 'better opportunity' somewhere else. i dont know yet.

my boss is a total dumbfuck. to be that stupid is a feat. some might say a natural talent that no hard work can ever accomplish. she is one of those obese short purple green blue hair bisexual gender fluid people. this stupid ugly bitch has no individual thought of her own. truly lacking brain function. she does whatever corporate tells her to do. but she can't even do that right without asking for help from everyone. theres no doubt in my mind she's fucked her way up the corporate ladder because she is really fucking stupid and her own decisions have backfired literally every time. astonishing how inept she is. everybody kisses her ass in zoom meetings but talks shit behind her back in the work groupchat she isn't part of and has no clue about.

since ive been fucking her for months now i discovered that she's a complete fucking idiot outside work too. she's told me shit about her life she shouldn't be telling me. sometimes i dont even know how to react or respond. she claims she was raped 4 times but seeing how god damn stupid she is i don't really believe her. she told me about the time her father beat her for bringing a black guy home and the time her father beat her for bringing a woman home. this stupid bitch loves to talk. big time daddy issues. the more i hear about it, the more i cant understand how the fuck this bitch gets a higher salary and better position than me. it just makes ZERO sense at all.

this idea to groom her came to me about 1.5 years ago when all this lockdown stuff started happening. one night at home i was having log in issues from my work laptop and needed to go into the office. i didnt have the keys so she agreed to meet me at the office and unlock the door. she had no choice since i had a deadline and if i didn't meet it we would lose an important client. so i did what i had to do at the office and we go to talking since there was no reason for her to be there. she asked me what my wife thought about me driving back to the office late and i told her (probably for the 15th time by that point) that i wasn't married or in a relationship and that i pretty much fly solo. i think we smoked a cigarette outside and talked a bit more about that and work but I don't remember all the details. a little bit after that she texted me one night asking if my work stuff was going ok. i told her about some tech issues and asked if there was a way for me to have a key made so i wouldnt have to bother her if i needed to get to the office late at night. turns out corporate doesn't want people like me who work hard and give a fuck to have access to work stuff so i don't lose clients. my boss has to unlock each time. even if it was for 10 minutes she had to be the one to unlock the door. ok fine whatever. I think the 3rd or 4th time I had to go to the office late she was giving me hints that she was into me telling me she doesn't mind doing it and she would rather be with me in the office for 10 minutes than at home watching netflix alone. stuff like that. i remember driving back home one time and basically coming up with the idea to fuck her for advancement. more as a joke but later more serious. i'd think about it in the shower trying to come up with ideas but she was making moves too it seems.

one night i had to go in because of some tech shit and so i texted her and she asked me to pick her up on the way to the office because her car was in the garage. seeing how i had no choice i did it. i did the work i had to do, some chit chat since she was there doing fuck all as usual watching me work and brought her home after. she asked if i wanted to come in and watch the office for a bit. i told her no it as late, some bullshit like that but then she told me she was lonely and hasn't had somebody over her house since covid started and I was thirsty so I went in. Had a glass of water, sat on the sofa. so im on one sofa shes on the other. the office is playing in the back. usual small chit chat about how the tv show is similar to stuff that happens in our office, whatever, and then her cat comes from behind somewhere and jumps on my lap and scares the shit out of me. she laughs tells me her cat must feel comfortable with me. she goes from her sofa to mine and starts petting the cat. the fucking cat was basically napping on my stomach/crotch area. her hand is inches from my dick. i told her it was time for me to go and she said something like 'aw too bad'. i dont remember her exact words but it was heavily implying she wanted me to stay. i drove home thinking i would be fucking her soon and how i should approach it.

the next short while i would defend her a bit at work. maybe not 'defend' but like .. see things from her perspective or not be as combative when she would say stupid shit in meetings. this was the best plan i could come up with that wasn't obvious. anyways it seems to have worked since it came up at another late night office situation and she thanked me and started saying stuff like her cat misses me and sniffs the sofa where i sat for my scent. fucking weird but she's a whackjob so it doesn't surprise me. she brought her tablet and we watched some more of the office and i asked her if she knew about a couple people in our office dating. she said no and then asked if anybody else was. i told her something like "oh you mean like you and me with all these late nights?" and we both kind of laughed. she gave me a side eye/flirty look and i knew it was close to fucking.

she started texting me late at night for random shit, nothing to do with work. sometimes she'd ask me for my opinion on random shit she saw online or ask me to come hang out with her and her cat. i always told her stuff i felt she wanted to hear and not what i really thought...because what I really thought was she is pathetic and useless as a boss. somebody i wouldnt be around if i wasnt paid to be around them. one night she invited me over to plan some work stuff for the next quarter and we could order a pizza and watch tv and stuff like that. that was the night she first sucked my cock. she was obvious in her attempts at this point but i chickened out with fucking. i came all over her face and hair and sofa cushion that night. we've been fucking secretly since. nobody at works knows about it. i haven't told any of my friends. shes not a proud fuck but she's a set of holes while i advance my career. trying to do that on hard work and merit wasn't working so now i fuck my boss.

she's fucking gross when she's naked. her rolls are disgusting to look at. her tits look like another roll of fat. her belly button area smells sour and sweaty most likely from all the sweat in her rolls. she doesn't groom her ass and pussy too often so there's always hair around her asshole. when we fuck missionary her tits flop to each side of body to the point i don't see her nipples anymore. i mainly fuck her while she's bent over. her ass looks pretty good that way and i dont have to look at her face. i think i have cummed on her entire body at this point. she probably has crusty old cum in her fat rolls. she's basically free pussy and blowjobs. she cant take my cock all the way in her mouth but fuck do i love to see her gag trying. slapping my cock on her cum filled face and stupid hair is so satisfying. and ive gotten a raise and more vacation. sometimes you have to sacrifice a bit.

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This is just me bitching about the wife.

When I lost my balls I have no clue. But it happened, God I miss them.

The last time she yelled at me. "Not everything has to be about sex."
That did it. Slapped my freewill from my hands and crushed it under her heel.
I will never put myself in position to be rejected like that again.

Her touch use to turn me on in seconds. She never had to work for it.
Stupid woman. Every touch, a kiss. Was an expression of my love, to be
closers to her. And then at some point to ultimately loose are self's in the moment.

A few times in the past when she has had trouble connecting I have told her the simplest advice I had. Love like you want to be loved. That's what I use to do.

Now that I understand where her head is at. I will love her as she loves me.
No more, No less.
My time has value. I will no longer waste my time for zero return.

Married over 20 yrs. 3kds. 1 still in school.

Thanks for letting me vent.
Sry No pics. Although the expression on my face would of been priceless.

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Ok, may sound pathetic, but here it goes.

I am in my 40s, and I havent had sex for five years. Well, that is the time my previous (and only) relationship ended, so, as you see, my game is practically zero.

I am a porn addict, obviously, since I am here, and, in a way, I wrote myself off, regarding the future of my sex life. I am not into hookers, so, that is pretty much it.

Well, I have a neighbour, some five years younger than me, divorced, and we are both lonely I guess, so we started hanging out. She thought I was gay at the start, when I asked her why, she answered that she never saw any girl coming to my flat, only guys (my friends). It evolved in a nice friendship, and I did have those thoughts about her, even though she is not the prettiest flower in the garden (her only advantage might be that she is not fat), but I quickly supressed them, since it was obvious she wasnt into me, in that way.

Long story short, last night we were sitting at my place, drinking wine, when confessions started. I guess the booze loosened her up, and she was bitching for an hour about her ex husband, her miserable life, how she will die alone etc. I was just listening, consoling her, and after she was over, she asked me about my troubles. So I blurred out, that I live a life of a monk, mourned my non existing sex life, and than it happened. She reached for my pants, and gave me a hand job. The touch of a woman... Damn, I came like a fucking horse...

She left, smiling, and I felt good about myself. This morning, when I woke up, and started rewinding, I realised, that was a pitty hj. She felt sorry for me. And that makes me feel worse, than I felt before this happened.

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fate zero is garbage rant​
fate zero is a edgy emo pile of fucking shit is a overrated shitty pseudo philosophical nihilistic garbage.
the characters are fucking shit.
kiritsugu is a fucking nihilistic edgy emo faggot his ideals and philosophy are fucking horseshit his backstory is a fucking edgy emo pile of shit nothing but misery-porn the zombies thing was fucking retarded and edgy also the plane bullshit was but edgy bullshit and emo garbage to
increase the shock value.
saber is a fucking edgy emo bitch her backstory is edgy shit.
lancelot is emo faggot and a edgy crybaby fag.

iskandar is dumb and have a dumb idealogy.
also the banquet of kings is the most pretentious pseudo philosophical boring pile of steaming shit.

the philosophy of the anime is cringe cancer retarded emo and fucking stupid if kill someone you are a bad person so if i kill someone evil and
save a lot a innocents i`m evil this is fucking dumb and that is one reasons i fucking hate fate zero this dumb shit makes wanna punch the screen. gilgamesh is a pretentious shitty vegeta wannabe.

kariya is there because of shitty edgy scenes shitty suffering and shitty shock value.
lancer is boring faggot.
kirei is a edgy overrated faggot his backstory is a edgy emo faggy garbage also kirei is a shitty character.
gilles de rais is a edgy shock value he kill kids because shock value that is because urobuchi is a garbage writer obsessed with misery suffering.
and edgy and emo bullshit.
urobuchi is a fucking hack and all his works fucking suck ass saya no uta is shit madoka is shit psycho pass is shit too and fuck his faggy emo quotes and fuck his shitty philosophy.
some assholes might say muh greek tragedy, greek tragedy is my ass fate zero is a fucking edgy emo nihilistic steaming pile of shit.
also about fate stay night stay night is shit garbage and poorly done porn game there many hentais that are better this pile of shit shirou is emo faggot his survivors guilt is nothing but a edgy emo that makes him shinji emo faggot ikari 2.0 fuck his emo survivors guilt fuck his muh edgy emo fire backstory fuck his emo thoughts. shirou is a fucking emo suicidal faggot his self loathing and lack of self worth is a edgy and emo and makes me wanna punch the fucking screen muh i`m unable to feel happy or have fun oh boo hoo you emo faggot go cry like a emo faggot somewhere and go cry yourself to sleep somewhere else you fucking emo pussy also shirou wants to kill himself because he is a emo bitch.
rin is asuka 2.0
sakura is edgy emo slut.
overall fuck the fate franchise this franchise is a steaming pile of fucking horseshit the fans are fucking retarded and every anime light novel visual novel manga and games of this trash is shit.
shit just like evangelion nhk bunny girl senpai code geass legend of the galactic heroes lain ashita no joe and that pile of shit ergo proxy get mad.
fuck psycho pass edgy 2deep4u shock value overrated piece of fucking shit and fuck saya no uta gore edgy porn overrated pretentious pile of shit

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it's kinda starting to piss me off to see all these overprivileged rich bitch chicks doin' their thing on cam. while i'm bustin' my ass workin' shift work; the third shift, and a 12 hour one at that, these homos are wasting time and the parent's money on technology that's enabling them to destroy their dignity. Now, John List's reasoning behind his decision to off his entire family, and this was in the seventies, seems to make sense. Whatever, though. I'll watch these rich bitches whore out their dignity. That's one reason i have zero fuckin' respect for those above me: my bosses and their bosses, and so on; they can't even control their stupid, fine ass kids. They do this kind of shit, gettin' all horny, bangin' themselves with markers and their hairbrushes, telling Ian, or Travis, or "baby" that they love them, but then when they get down to brass tacks, when they actually get fucked by Travis, Ian, or "baby", they're crying in their closets with, or without, a razorblade, mourning the loss of their virginity. Bull-fucking-shit. They sent their purity packin' when they decided to put their asses to the camera and stick their fingers and lollipops in there, and then turn around and let the dog lick the cheez whiz off their outer labias, but they wouldn't have a sense that those things were wrong, because they're all a bunch of latchkey kids. Where's mom to tell them that the family dog giving them a rimjob might be just a tad bit on the wrong side of moral? Mom's got no time for that. She's out in the world with Dad makin' that money so they can afford the $300,000 house they didn't need, and the yearly $3000 dollar facials so they can stay lookin' young as long as they can, and keep appearances up, meanwhile the kids are oblivious that their cushy lifestyle is all smoke and mirrors, and that just when they least expect it, IRS is gonna come knocking, and they're eventually gonna have to part ways with all that technology that allowed them to put their visages and bodies up on the web for all to fap and fantasize to. Nah. mom and dad didn't need to be home to teach them those essentials. Nick Jr. and PBS kids and Pixar and the school system can show them the ropes and teach them the finer points of being a dignified person, but how can they even do a good job when they have these kids showin' their goods to them, on and offline? All they, we, want to do is FUCK 'EM!! Thanks, mom and dad, for the jack-off fodder. Your daughter's are doin' a bang up job at keeping me and the rest of us hard and cummin'. Zero respect.

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I confess that sometimes/all the time, I wonder, what it would be like to have sex in places, such as zero gravity in a space shuttle, having sex whilst skydiving, having sex whilst bungee jumping, or fucking your mom. jk faget, already did that bitch.

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Seeing as this confessions page has almost zero confessions, I'll actually post a real one...again. My wife and I were super freaky back in our first year so much so that she knew I wanted to fuck her hot sister. I even managed to push it so far that I could tell her this and one time she wore lingerie that she said her sister had worn too. Turned me on so much that theyd both worn it and been fucked in it. Another time, mid sex she told me to say her name and pretend I was sucking her sister's tits. When I did I got super excited and played up to it, squeezing them harder and fucking her harder, cumming super quick. She got so annoyed by this she did let me finish but was so out off by my excitement over her sister that she didn't let me suck her tits for months after or pushed me away when I did because it reminded me of my added excitement. Not my fault stupid bitch couldn't handle it but it's true. I would nut in her sister in seconds because I think she used to be a bigger slut than my wife was which is saying something. Unfortunately though she is reformed and post kids my wife is also infinitely less freaky. Having to stick to other outlets of naughtiness now.

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