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YellowPotatoes 17:17:03
when i was in jail i encountered a hateful racist. and then i trolled him heavily. i trolled him a lot. and he got crazy butt hurt :)
it's one of the stories that i feel that i should share with the group
:)
i mean... i've been stealing jokes from here since 2013.
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Today's Longwinded Thoughts from YellowPotatoes
I just got done chatting with the nice folks at my local cannabis dispensary.
I explained to the budtender that "I"m a 'one hit wonder' -- a cheap date. I have no tolerance for marijuana."
He nodded with approval "I'm jealous of you."
"I imagine you would be," i said. "The smallest little bit of marijuana lasts me forever!"
We talked more.
I decided upon MRBE flower from Orgainic Remedies.
The cute budtender in the next counter joined our conversation "RMBE!!" She smiled and giggled.
The budtender handling my purchase looked at what i was buying. It is 36 % THC. And only 21 dollars for an eighth.
He nodded again "36% THC."
He continued nodding and smiled "You're going to be happy with this!"
:)
So right now i should be feeling effects -- happy, relaxed and calm, as advertised.
So far, the budtender is exactly correct.
:)
NOTE: I'm aware that folks have found stronger weed for cheaper. That's ok. If i paid a nickel or two more than someone else then it's fine. I'm not bothered. Very happy with my purchase.
CHEESESTEAKS AND TAX EVASION
On the day that I turned 18 my father took me to the Italian deli. We sat down and we had cheesesteaks. Wonderful!!! Fresh beef, cheeze and fried onions! Delicious!!!
It was unlike anything that I ever had before!
I liked it very much.
Then many months and months passed by. MIght have been a year.
My father sat me down and had a talk with me. He said “You do NOT take beef from work!”
He said “If you want to take a piece of pie, or a brownie or something then that is fine. But no beef!!”
My father was successful. And the idea of one of his [adult offspring] stealing beef from his employer made him very angry. I was a busyboy, dishwasher and waiter.
And in hindsight I can totally understand the point he wanted to make.
And I’m like “Where do I get this??” I did not know where I could go out and buy this!
My siblings and cousins raved about my good cheesesteaks. But I wanted more than merely “good.” I wanted to use the best cut of beef!!!
I knew what the chefs at work used. And I wanted that!! Where can I get it?
Landis steaks gives a thinly sliced sirloin steak. Very good. Costs a few more nickels. But if you compare it to …..
[YellowPotatoes drinks more.]
22 ish years later , my younger sister says that my adult nephew is very unhapy. My sister says “He want’s a cheesesteak! But I told him that I am forbidden from buying over price steakums ever again!!”
So… [me feels kind of silly] I went to a butcher shop here in lovely philadlehpia. And I bought some better quality meats.
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE TOPIC….
I love cheesesteakes. And I love my people. I think that that’s fair to say.
But there’s been tax evasion. And a philadelphia icon had been convicted of tax evasion. [Tony Jr’s dad gave money to people off the books.]
I am enormously cool with a man fudging his books. To be honest.
But if you’re living on your father’s reputation and selling frozen cheesesteak shit and marketing that as true philadelphia!! Then we have a problem!!!!
