To The Cunt Across the street and her shitty kids.

I don't believe in hitting women, but god damn it Paula one of these days Im gonna bounce your fucking head of a car wind shield. Sorry you got knocked up by every Nigger west of the Fucking African Continent, sorry that your husband finally saw the light and left you for learning none of your shitty kids are his, both of you being white and with monkeys for children should have been his first fucking sign you spread your legs for any Gold Tooth Monkey with a criminal background, and it pains me to no fucking end Unemployment cut you off after learning you were selling acid on the down low and your current Nigger boyfriend is doing time for a kid sex beef.
But the next fucking time you slam your rusty piece of shit car into my mail box, I am gonna kick you in the fucking tax rebate box you call your pussy! And for fuck sake, clean up your god damn yard, tell your shitty kids to stop setting fires on this block. And dont give me that, 'aint my kids' THERE ARE NO OTHER FUCKING HALF BREED KIDS ON THIS BLOCK! THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE EFFORT TO RUN AWAY, I KNOW, I CAUGHT LITTLE ASPIRIN OR TYLENOL OR WHAT EVER THAT LITTLE SHITS NAME IS SETTING FIRE TO A TIRE AND ROLLING IT DOWN A HILL.

I HOPE TO CHRIST, SOCIAL SERVICES TAKES THEM AWAY FROM YOU. FUCK IT, EXPECT THEM IN THE MORNING, ONE LOOK AT YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AND 9 MONKEYS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FINALLY SEE MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

now i feel better

I confess, how did I get lucky enough to have two worthless leaders running my country (USA) and my state (FL)? I have never until these two been so affected by political boneheads. No job, no health insurance, no problem. Wait until sight is fixed, sign up for the AFFORDABLE health care only to be told my state will not accept federal funds so no health care. Can't get food stamps because I am signed up for unemployment. Can't get unemployment because the Governor took a perfectly good system and spent 265 million dollars on a system that does not work. Took 47 phone calls to get through to unemployment and on hold for 73 minutes only to find out my case is under review because I left a job that was almost finished and I would have been laid off from to take a better job making 6 dollars an hour more and kept me working for another year. The only thing worse than meddling government is a broken meddling government. Someone please shoot me!

I can't believe I am going to post this, I have been very naughty and as I tell my story you will understand why I can't tell you who I am so you can call me Kate I am 18 5 foot 2 tall slim with long strawberry blonde hair, my breasts are very small and unlike most girls these days I have pubic hair but I do keep it nice and neat and quite short. I have been unemployed since I left school around a year ago. My dads friend Mark felt a bit sorry for me ( I have known him my whole life ) He offered me a job cleaning his house, now he lives 5 doors away from us and it didn't pay very much. Mark has been single since his wife left him a few years ago and lives in the 3 bedroom house all alone. He gave me a key to get in and for the first few days I came in around 1pm when I knew he was at work. I came in one day and saw his PC was left on, and me being kind of nosy I had a look at what he had on it, What I saw shocked me because his background picture was of me at a Bar B Q my parents had last summer, I was wearing my white bikini. as I looked more I found pictures of lots of naked women most around my age and then I found his own pictures, lots were of him alone but a few were of his Ex wife too, now I am no prude and I often look at porn myself.
Over the next few weeks I came did my job and left, but one day I saw his PC was on again so I looked again, this time I saw a folder with my name on it, and when I opened it it had a video file in it. I clicked on it and there I was cleaning his toilet and then I saw myself going for a pee. He must have a hidden camera in there and from the angle of the camera it must be in the clock he has in there. Now you couldn't see very much of me just a flash of my pussy as I pulled my panties down and pulled them up. For some reason I wasn't mad, I was actually a little excited. I went to the toilet and made a good effort to make sure I turned to the camera pulling down my panties and when I finished I made sure he got a good view of me wiping.
The next day the PC was on again and I went right to the folder, and there was another file, I watched it and saw what I did the day before. This time when I went to the toilet I took my jeans and panties right off, I sat on the toilet but didn't pee, I started to play with myself, I felt so turned on knowing he would be watching this later that day, it didn't take me too long to cum , I dressed and left.
Now this went on for a few days and I got more and more brave until I stripped naked and made sure the camera got it all. It got that I was looking forward to doing my little shows for him, but I wanted more, so one day I took my vibrator with me and gave him a good show, not only putting it in my pussy but in my ass too. I made sure the camera got it all. but this time I had to wait till Monday before seeing the result, as I watched it I found I was so turned on and I stripped off in the living room and was fingering myself for quite a while, and as I was already a little late getting there I never noticed the time, and Mark walked into the living room and caught me. I looked up and smiled at him, his face was a picture and he was about to leave but I jumped up and said don't go, it was then he saw what I was watching, the video of me. I told him what I had done and how I discovered he was recording me and that I liked it. He looked at me and I don't know why but I wanted him and told him so, He said my dad would kill him if he ever found out but I told him I was not going to tell him and stood naked in front of him, I took his hand and put it on my pussy
Now if you want to hear more tell me what you think

I confess that I've just come to a realization... which perhaps may be an obvious one.

I see way too many girls (especially ones I know) talking and complaining about love and or how much they need their bf/man/husb/whatever.

Here's an example.. I know this one girl who @ the age of 20 hasn't done anything with her life except give birth to a child. She is unemployed and 'engaged' to a guy who is away at basic training in the Army right now. He is not even the father of her kid. Anyways, while he's away doing something with himself she sits at home on facebook and constantly writes about how she can't wait to have him home.. she even goes on the Army Wife page on facebook and writes on that about how she misses her soldier..etc. She does this daily. Also she has joint custody of her son so she writes about him too Always saying she can't wait for her 2 men to be home with her. I find it annoying and for the last few weeks of seeing her lameness on fb I started asking myself why...

Before I continue here is one more example. I know another girl who was in a relationship for 2 years. This guy was her first love and she is a virgin. They dated 2 years and she thought she was going to marry this guy without a doubt. I think he did too @ one point but then came to realizations himself. She will not have sex till she is married.. no questions about it. I think he realized there is other options to life out there (as he is a bit rebelious) and anyways ended up breaking up with her. He now is in another relationship, has had sex and is happy. This relationship seems promising.

Anyways, now a year later she is still single. She always talks about love and why can't she find a guy..etc. she's 23. What does she have in common with the girl above? She too is doing absolutley nothing with her life except sitting on fb being scared of the world and talking about love.

Both of these girls helped me come to the realization. They want to depend on a man for the rest of their lives thinking once in a relationship they have to do nothing but live life through these mens lives. That is what I think. It is so sad. And I feel bad for any guys if they can't see it.

Something needs to be done with girls like this..I don't know what exactly but they need help. I tried so many times talking to them about how they can be happy single and independent too but they don't see it. They have dependent personalities and untill they have that someone to rely on for everything the world in their eyes will be a dark, sad and scary place.

One can of Pabst Blue Ribbon is enough and you will all end up in jail!
I bet 95% of you is white trash, living in trailer parks and unemployed. really!

I got a serious crush on local coke head.

I’m 45 very soon,, married with kids, I live in a small town there’s a girl around I’m not sure how old she is, I think she maybe in her 30s but she looks early 20s, someone  told me she was 39 but she couldn’t be, I must have misheard. She’s skinny m, always showing off her flat stomach, her hips are well proportion, she sexy as fuck, she genuinely gives me that feeling in my stomach. I don’t think she has any kids, I think her care free lifestyle excites me too, I used to have a life like that!!

Shes appears to be unemployed, she hangs around town, going to this party and the next. I do see her with some real low life scum bags. She always to be happy and smiling.

I know her brother a little bit, one day he called me over to discuss something we had in common. I now have something to strike up a conversation with her.

Being 45 and married I’m obviously out of shape, she most be aware of me looking at her I probably give her the creeps because she doesn’t acknowledge me at all.

So I’m on the treadmill and on a diet I’m getting into shape, I’m also looking into ways to get some extra disposable income to have. By the end of the year I will go for it.

 I can’t believe the stereo typical mid life crisis is such a real a powerful thing.

Hey y'all-

I have a favor to ask, and I know perverts and sickos can be the nicest people on earth (hell, I am one).

Three tornados hit our town yesterday. So far, they've found two bodies, a mom and her nine week old baby, forty-one people were critically injured, including the husband and father of the two who died, and over 200 homes were destroyed or severely damaged. There's a lot of people hurting here today, so, if y'all will, keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

Tornados are scary, scary things. You don't really have a clue where they are going to strike until they do, and there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop them; my family spent an hour in our downstairs bathroom, covered with blankets so that if our home was hit, we at least wouldn't be killed by flying debris. We lucked out- all we lost were a few shingles, but a lot of people lost everything they had in a split-second. That's especially sad, since our local economy is in the tank with double digit unemployment.

It is really true that tornados sound like freight trains- I can personally vouch for that observation since I heard it.

Once again, thanks for reading this, and thanks for thinking about the people who lost loved ones or their homes. You can now resume what ever disgusting thing you were doing.

seabreeze75

i have a weird / strange / funny request...

can someone out there PLEASE put up a pic of OBAMA with SMEARD SHIT all over his face.. hhahahhahahahahaha

he's fucking up the country and hes letting FREELOADERS LEECHERS , UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE , ETC..get away with it!!!

- signed..
A HARD WORKER

I confess, there must be a million porn sites with boards like these out there that were created just to serve the needs of illiterate faggots and trannies and faggot wannabes. Why don't you all go find those sites and leave these boards to the normal perves and degenerates who love a wet pussy and don't want to shove huge things up our asses.

I don't have anything against you faggots and trannies, it's just that you have ruined what once was a decent site with all of your faggotry and tranniness. I blame the mods (aka slaves, who are so stupid and unemployable they think it's awesome to work for free) and the site's owner, almost all of whom are fat, pale, geeky faggots with no social skills and minimal intelligence, for attracting all their faggot and tranny virtual “friends” here to witness their amazing displays of wizard-like power over the semi-normal, pussy-loving people who used to populate these boards. Well, good job, fagmods, you've finally created the fagtran utopia you've always wanted. So much for unique visits and ad revenue. I mean, you don't get paid so why should the site make any money, right?

Now take your tiny, shit-covered dicks and your huge, flappity, infected assholes and get the fuck out of here.

Hey boys and girls, I am Susan and I am 21 years old, I am very single and have been for years now, just can't keep a man not sure why because I am quite pretty and have a not bad body. I am unemployed and my parents took pity on me and booked a Holiday to Mexico for us all, It took us 11 hours to fly there but it was so worth it. We got to the hotel and OMG it was amazing, I was a little worried I was sharing a room with my parents but dad had upgraded the room and we had a 2 bedroom flat with a massive balcony with a hot tub. It was also quite private and could only be seen by the people right above us.
The first few days we stuck around the hotel but my parents wanted to explore, I was happy to stay at the hotel. My parents left around midday just as the sun was hitting our balcony. I decided that it was time to get rid of my tan lines while I had the chance. I filled the tub up with cold water just in case I get too hot and got naked. It felt so good there was a slight breeze. As i sat on the balcony soaking the sun up I heard a gasp at the room door, I looked round and say the maid standing there, she was a very pretty girl, just around my age, she said she was sorry for disturbing me and I told her not to worry. she got on with cleaning the room and I felt a bit naughty letting her see me naked.
Now the next day my parents went out again, so again I decided to get naked and sunbathe but this time I heard the maid come in, and this time I opened my legs a little and was rubbing my pussy as she came out, I could hear her open the door and knew she could see what I was doing. I looked over and she smiled at me and then went to clean the room. I have been with a few girls before, usually when I was very drunk, but I found I was very attracted to this girl. as she left she said she was off the next day and the woman doing the room tomorrow would be upset seeing me, she then left with a smile. The next day I went out with my parents.
My parents were going to stay in the next day but I talked them out of that and got ready for the maids visit. This time I was going to go for it, I had my hairbrush beside me when I was sunbathing and this time I turned the sun lounger round to face the door and waited for her to come to the room. I was feeling very naughty and I was wet waiting for her, rubbing my pussy as i waited. I heard her come into the room, and I grabbed my hairbrush and pushed the handle into my pussy. She came out and saw what I was doing, she smiled at me and I knew she liked what she saw. She watched for a bit and went to clean the room, I got up and followed her in, she looked round and stopped, now I am not usually this forward I went upto her and kissed her, She resisted at first but soon kissed me back. We kissed for a few minuets and she said she had to get on with her job or she would get sacked. As she cleaned I fucked myself with my hairbrush. Before she left we kissed again and said she would come back when she finished at 6pm. I got a text from my parents telling me they would be back around 10pm as they had met some people and were going for a drink.
I sat in the room still naked and 6pm came and went, it was closer to 7pm when I heard a knock at the door, I opened it and there she was, she was wearing a pretty yellow sun dress and I let her come in, she saw I was naked and her smile was big and wide. I offered her a drink and as I poured the wine I turned round and she was out her dress and as naked as I was. We looked at each other and we sat on the couch. We talked a little and I found out her name was Mary (OK not Mary but hers was too hard to spell) I also found out she had just turned 18 a few weeks before. She told me that she had always been attracted to other girls but had never acted on it. My hand was on her leg and I leaned over and kissed her, now I have no idea how long we kissed and explored each other body but when we broke off she asked if we could go on the balcony. We did and She lay on the sun lounger I pushed open her legs and I went down on her. She tasted amazing I fingered and licked her and I looked up and saw she was struggling not to scream out. Then she started to cum her legs closed round my head and then she came and my god she was a squirter my face was soaked but she kept on cumming and cumming. When she was finished I kissed her and I lay on the lounger, she got between my legs and she gently kissed my pussy and licked it her fingers pushed inside me and she was getting more confident, for her first time she was good. I lost track of time and a she licked I felt myself cumming and then I exploded and came so many times I lost count. It was then I looked up and saw a man looking at us from the balcony above. Then a woman looked over both were smiling. I decided not to tell Mary just in case it freaked her out. Again I felt so turned on knowing we were being watched. I made sure she never looked up as we kept playing and she left around 8,30pm.
I have no idea why I did what I did next but I put on my bathrobe and went up one floor and knocked on their door. The man answered and I said I needed to talk, He invited me in and I saw the woman on the couch in just her bikini bottoms. Her breasts were massive, she asked where my friend was and I told her that she had gone home, then she asked why I was here? I said I just wanted to make sure that they didn't say anything to my parents if they saw them. She laughed and said they wouldn't and I turned to leave and saw the man naked his cock hard and standing, She said why not stay for a drink and saw she had taken off her bikini bottoms. I wondered what I had gotten into but they were very nice and he was about 50 but still very good looking and well he had a really nice cock and i had not had one for a while. She asked If I was lesbian or bisexual? I told her I was bi, she smiled and said good, He came from behind me and untied my robe and it fell to the floor, I felt his cock at my bum and before I knew it he just bent me over and he was inside me, he was fast and rough and his cock filled me up all the way. He shot his cum inside me and passed me to his wife, she licked me clean and they both said thank you and he picked me up still naked and took me to the balcony, he put me in the empty tub and took his cock and pissed over me, she got over me and did the same. I was in their total control, I have never been this submissive before. When I was covered in piss she told me to go home and next time bring my friend.

I have to stop here because my parents will be home soon I will tell you about the rest of my holiday I think it will be around another 4 parts hope you all like

I'll confess. I am a 26 year old autistic virgin who has no chance in getting laid. I will probably remain single the rest of my life. There have been times where I came close to having sex, but due to the hurr durr of autism I always fucked it up. This happened with multiple women to the point where I know I'm beyond cure without medication. I essentially stopped dating and spend everyday on my broke unemployed ass wondering what there is to life.

I'm too proud to fuck hookers, let alone have them look at me strangely. I guess that's not part of the cost, huh? Not surprised. Besides, I wouldn't want to be in their shoes.

Oh, the medication. I haven't had health insurance for a long time due to its affordability (or lack thereof), but since I'm unemployed from my last job now, I finally managed to get some and will hopefully be doped up soon. For a long time I never believed in meds, but now? Fuck it. All my friends have left and now I spend my time reading about space aliens and kinky sex stories. I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do.

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