It has taken me a while to be able to admit this fetish I have, but my therapist told me I will feel more comfortable if I tell people on an online forum. So here it is. I love to smell my own farts. I even built my own contraption that consists of a plug and a pipe, and a mask so I can smell them better and inhale them.
I find the combination of draft beer and hot breaded chicken wings produce the best stench the following day.
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ACCIDENTALLY INGESTED BREAST MILK - WTF?!
Last night I hooked up with this African chick, mid 20s, single mum. Quite big and with a massive ass, Kenyan ass to be specific and massive tits as well.
Overall it was an easy conquest, she was really really keen to meet up for a while. For a big girl with a kid her pussy was quite tight and she was extremely wet, to the point that as I was naked on top of her my cock slid inside of her with no assistance.
I also ate her massive ass and made sure to tell her it was so big that I couldn’t breathe, she claims to have never done anal, however my tongue slid in very very easily and lightly gaped her.
If she’s being honest about no previous anal experiences, then I may have to visit her again and make her asshole acquainted with my cock, as it appears to stretch easily….
ANYWAY…
As we were making out, I went to suck on her tits, the first time around I felt a sweet taste and didn’t think much of it…thought it may have been a moisturiser or something…
However…the second time I went to suck on her tits I did so quite hard and felt a squirt on my tongue, same exact sweet taste…I then realised it was fucking milk bros…I thought what the FUCK?!
In all fairness…for all I know she’s fat enough to be incognito pregnant or something…not sure when the milk kicks in to be honest and her kid is like 4 I think…surely you’d stop producing milk after that long?
What I do know though is that immediately following the milk injection I really really struggled to cum, I was able to block that thought out for a bit and just get it done. But when post nut clarity kicked in…fuck man I was so grossed out, that shit made me want to vomit and I had to get out of there pronto…I can’t get the memory of the taste out of my head.
What the fuck man…Has this happened to anyone else? How did you feel after the fact? Sometimes when I do weird shit im fought between disgust and hedonistic pleasure, but this time…fucking yuck bro
I broke my wife to a casting for a role in movie
I all ready knew about the movie from a friend of mine
is about a soft sex movie
she didn’t know that
she is 162 cm 50 kg 52 years old
always wanted to play in movie but her dream doesn’t be real
a friend of mine talk to the producer and he agreed to see her and try to humiliate her
I wa waiting in car for 3 hours 20Min
I don’t know what she did there
but when coming back she can’t walk normally
a man was holding her
say that my wife pass the casting and need bring her tomorrow morning to make the contract
I was very hard
i confess my gf started work spinning poles in the world's first stripper fueled power plant. The power plant produces over 2,000 megawatts of power exclusively for the benefit of orphans, vagrants, and panda bears.
she honestly is making daddy proud.
Seeking Modded Camera to buy:
Recently this video was posted
and it is by far the best example of xray vision on a camera, the cameraman mostly focuses on skirts, but at 4:36 you can see how it completely takes yoga pants off of girls. The skirt thing I figure is mostly climatic, because where I am from, I am surrounded by teens in yoga pants and I would love posting them all here.In my efforts towards this endeavor, I soon learned that I don't know dick about cameras and sank a couple hundred dollars into taking them apart and having them not turn back on. Those tiny ribbon cables are too complex for my bumbling troll hands and plus, I really don't know what the "ir blocking lens" looks like anyways. Could somebody do it for me? No seriously, I will pay. If somebody can produce a sample of video with similar quality and offer me the same camera for sale, I will buy it. I'm just putting this out there for anyone who's camera savvy and looking to make a few hundred bucks.
Porn is ruining my life. I should be working right now but all I can do is sit here stroking my cock to all the fine asses and tits I see. I go out in public anywhere and all I want is to pull my cock out and stroke it to all the hot fuckmeat I see. I wish I could find someone as twisted as myself to encourage me to. Or have someone who just randomly pulls out my cock, or demands that I produce my cock, for the sole purpose of milking me at their whim no matter where we are then continuing on like nothing happened after I blow my load. I have to admit also that my latest fetish, interest, desire or whatever you want to call it is to truly experience a power exchange. I wish I could walk in to home with a woman wearing stockings, heals and a strap-on to me treated like a whore, to be made her whore pushing me to my knees, demanding I suck her cock, getting throat fucked until she decides it's time to pack my ass with her fake cock. I want her to fuck me hard and demand that I not touch my cock myself while she pounds my ass deeply while degrading me until making me blow cum. Then she could suck it up and give me a big sloppy kiss making me eat the mess of cum I made or feed it to me to complete my degradation.... I feel like that's the next step of my fall down this rabbit hole of indecency.... Unfortunately I haven't found someone to take those next steps with...
Hello, no idea if this'll work or not... anyway, I've got some thoughts about possibly going into porn production [like a director or producer, not an actor] as a springboard to get into general independent film production [most likely specializing in low budget sci-fi and horror].
The problem is I have no experience with film production of any kind, and though I've read that you don't need stuff like degrees to get into independent film [or porn for that matter!], I've got no idea where to look around in my local area; I live in the Pacific Northwest, near Seattle.
1. Are there any places around that area which could allow me to potentially interact with the people specializing in general independent film and/or adult film production?
2. Is there any rules in Washington state that makes adult film and pornographic production here illegal?
My confession is that I was in a secret military division in the US army for over a decade. I was volunteered into a secret program. They cut off my penis and testicles, and grafted a new set of genitalia onto my body. I later found out it had be genetically engineered to produce alien sperm that they'd produced using tissue samples of the aliens from Area 51.
The military board would set me up in isolation and send in teenaged girls for me to impregnate. Their aim was to produce alien-human hard-core porn to sell to the black market. It turns out that lots of cashed-up Russian millionaires are willing to pay big bucks for videos of a man with an alien cock fucking blonde US cheerleaders. They used it to fund all their important R&D initiatives of the past twenty years.
The agency put me out to pasture about ten years ago. I'm subsisting on a military pension and life is still pretty good, but my alien cock is starting to weird me out. Sure, it's massive and the erections last for hours, but ordinary pussy don't feel as good as the pussies of all those high school cheerleaders in the middle of a porno set. Sometimes I wish that they'd replaced the alien cock with my original penis, but then again, this alien cock also pick up cable and has a wireless internet connection.
Bernard's Cock
This is the confessional story of how Bernard was able to fuck whoever he wanted in class.
Bernard was timid and shy, and his thin body reflected this. However, as is often the case with such a person, he was the horniest of fuckers. Losing his virginity permeated his thoughts throughout every minute of his waking life, and when he slept, well, needless to say all his dreams had a common theme. Every morning Bernard awoke to the disappointment that the cunt he thought he'd finally been penetrating, was just another dream, and that in fact all he had achieved in doing was to make his pyjamas wet and sticky about the groin area again.
Eighteen and the closest he'd been to fucking was in his dreams. However, an unearthly gift was about to change all this.
The first time it happened, Bernard was in Math class. Sitting absentmindedly as ever, Bernard would alternate his gaze between the clock on the wall, and the view out the window. The girls were playing volleyball in the playground. He would try not to stare at them for too long, firstly so that he wasn't caught, and secondly so that he wouldn't get an erection in class. Every time one of the girls would jump to shoot, he would narrow his vision at their vest covered breasts, some were larger than others, but all gave him equal delight.
Turning his attention back to his text book, Bernard couldn't help but notice the pink thong of the girl in the desk in front of his. She was Jessica Riley, and she was the prettiest of things. Seeing her thong from behind, Bernard couldn't help but imagine what the front would look like, how she would look with nothing but the thong on, with her long brunette hair resting on her naked shoulders. How he would love to pull her thong to oneside and taste her fresh pussy, how her body would writhe under the influence of his tongue up her cunt. Bernard's breaths begin to become shorter when all at once his thoughts were suddenly broken.
Mrs Adams was standing over his desk. "Distracted by something again Bernard?", she enquired in harsh tones.
"No Mrs, sorry Mrs", fell the words out of his embarrassed red face.
Leaning forward, Mrs Adams continued to lecture Bernard on the importance of remaining focused in class and studying well. However it fell on dead ears, Bernard had already been distracted by her low cut top, draping off her shoulders, exposing first her collar bones, then her well defined cleavage. Bernard tried to retain eye contact with Mrs Adams, tried to look as if he was paying attention to her words. It was too dificult. He Intermittently nodded to simulate agreement with what she was saying, however this was merely an excuse to catch a glimpse down her blouse.
Seeing the top of her black lace bra, remembering the sight of Jessica's pink thong. Imagining Mrs Adams and Jessica naked together, rubbing each others bodies, kissing each others lips. Picturing them on their knees under his desk, pulling down his trousers, seeing their astonished faces as he reveals his gigantic cock (it wasn't). Bernard could no longer suppress the feeling in his boxers, a bead of sweat rolled down his face, and his cock all of a sudden was erect.
As instantaneously as Bernard's cock was hard, Mrs Adams speech wash frozen. He looked up awaiting the next sentence but it didn't come. He looked around, no one was moving. He looked out the window, the girls had stopped playing volleyball, frozen like statues in their sporting poses. Finally he looked back at the clock on the wall, it ticked no longer. In total shock, Bernard rose from his seat. Shaking like a leaf he reached out to touch Mrs Adams' arm. It was warm and soft, she remained totally motionless and unaffected.
The distress evident on Bernard's face slowly faded as his parted lips transformed into a wry grin. The realisation time was frozen and his cock was rock solid made Bernard overwhelmed with a strange blend of fear and joy. Building in confidence, he reached for Mrs Adams' tits, the first non-maternal pair he'd ever felt. He squeezed them with delight. In the blink of an eye he had removed her blouse, and then - not without difficulty - removed that seductive lace bra, dropped it to the floor, and almost awe struck eye-balled her large exposed tits. Those grand orbs of desire, framed and enhanced by a thin waist and slender shoulders. Bernard was beside himself.
Removing his own top, Bernard moved closer to Mrs Adams. He threw his arms around her waist tightly to feel her naked torso against his. He tasted her lips, slid his hands down her trousers and groped her firm ass cheeks. After feeling her tongue with his own one, he moved down to kiss her neck, in doing so he saw it again - over Mrs Adams' shoulder - the pink thong of Jessica Riley.
How had he forgotten about Jessy, sitting there, bent forward, frozen. He stepped away from Mrs Adam's body, approached Jessica's desk. She sat there with the end of a pencil in her mouth. How innocent she looked clearly deliberating on one of the problems from class. Bernard was transfixed by her pretty frozen face, by her soft lips teasing the end of that pencil, he couldn't resist any longer. Her head was at a perfect height, he turned it towards his crotch and dropped his trousers. He ripped off his boxers and manually opened her mouth, then - slowly yet purposefully - buried his throbbing cock in her gob. He felt her wet tongue before the back of her mouth.
His heart beating like a drum, Bernard lost all self-control. Taking hold of her head with both hands, Bernard begin thrusting in and out of her mouth. The silence in the room was broken by the sound of squelching and of Bernard's balls ricocheting off her chin. Jessica's mouth became ever fuller with spit and bile as she began to gag on Bernards cock which gave him a shock. He took his cock out her mouth to see if she had awoken. She hadn't, but moreover, she was more beautiful than ever. Frozen in time with saliva hanging between her mouth and his cock, her eye make-up a mess.
Bernard lifted Jessica out of her chair. Fortunately she stood of her own accord. Starting from the top down, Bernard unbuttoned her shirt one by one. She didn't wear a bra, and her perky budding tits were a sight to behold. Small, unassuming, fucking perfect. Her body was just as Bernard had imagined. Petite as anything, slightly tanned, soft, delicate, ripe.
Bernard continued to strip both his mannequinesque beauties completely bear. He looked around the room at all the other frozen faces, but with little inspection was sure he already had the two finest women in the room stripped naked, ready at his disposal. He pushed Mrs Adam's onto his desk face up, and positioned her body so that her head dangled off the end. With some effort and plenty of huffing and puffing, he lifted Jessica's body on top of Mrs Adams' the other way around and on all fours, so that her hairless pussy rested right above Mrs' Adams' upside down face.
Bernard stood back and admired his perfect fucking creation. Proudly he stood up to it, kissed Jessica's pretty little ass cheek (for it looked so sweet), then angled his cock down towards Mrs Adams' mouth. He secured the two bodies in place with his hands, and begin to pummel her mouth like a rabid dog fucks their favourite toy.
Once again the room was full of the sound of gagging. This time Mrs Adams' mouth squelching whilst spit spluttered out all over her face. Bernard stopped fucking her face for a moment, again admiring his creation and the mess he'd made of it.
Using his hand, he cupped up some of the saliva from his cock and Mrs Adams' messy face, and dribbled it over Jessica's ass. Bernard returned his cock to Mrs Adam's throat, burying his whole length in there as far is he could go, holding it there for a few seconds so to lube up his cock. He pulled it out again, took a firm grip of Jessica's hips, and with some force required, squeezed his cock into her asshole.
Her asshole, tight as it was, gradually parted, expended, and engulfed the head of Bernard's cock. He slid inch after inch, deeper and deeper into her shitter, and as he reached maximum penetration, she wimpered.
Again Bernard feared she had awoken. He reached forward and turned her head to face him. It was still motionless, yet now it bore an expression of discomfort. Still angling her face towards him, Bernard removed all but the head of his cock from her ass. Staring deeply into her eyes (still beautifully framed by her messed up makeup), he slammed his cock hard up her ass to the sound of flesh slapping flesh and another whimper. Certainly she was still frozen in time, but to Bernard' delight, she quietly whimpered as he continued to pound her ass.
After a few minutes of fucking Jessica's pretty little ass, he removed his cock, and spat onto her barely gaping hole. It slid over her asshole, down the ravine between her red ass cheeks towards her pussy, before dripping on Mrs Adams' face. The sight of this excited Bernard immensely, and joyfully he returned his ass stenching cock to Mrs Adams' throat.
He pounded away gleefully, alternating between the teachers gob and the students asshole, the messier Mrs Adams' face became, and the more Jessica whimpered, the more Bernard became excited. Frantically he fucked both of them until he felt a contortion in his stomach. Uncontrollably, as if possessed, he stretched Jessica's ass cheeks wide apart, found her drenched wet cunt with the head of his cock, plunged the whole thing in, and instantly erupted. With a demonic grunt, the likes of which Bernard did not know he could produce, Bernard was finished.
So that's the story of how Bernard lost his virginity (if you can call it that). After cumming (and taking a moment to watch his cum spew out of Jessica's pussy onto Mrs Adams' face) he quickly cleaned and dressed the pair, and soon as his cock was soft again, the clock ticked again. Needless to say Jessica and Mrs Adams' were might confused as to why their makeup had suddenly became a mess, why Jessica's ass was sore, and why Mrs Adams' had lost her voice. However it remained an unsolved mystery.
From that day onwards, whenever Bernard got an erection, time froze. Might this gift turn out to be a curse for our timid Bernard. Who knows? All Bernard knows, is that he had the best fucking experience of his life, one that he couldn't have even dreamed off without his magic cock.
I'm intrigued by the other poster's offer of a reward for something, because I've been looking for a couple of old vids, from the '90s actually, produced by Odyssey Video called Oral Amateurs. They had a series of vids, and I'm looking for the first two, actually just a few scenes from the first two.
Anyway, if anyone has those old vids and can upload them somewhere I would be happy to compensate with other similar topic vids or send $ through the pal of pay. I used to have the old VHS vids way back, and been looking for them forever.
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I want It bigger inside my g👀k cunt!
Without any lubricant, except what my wet pussy produces.
And I hope it hurts because I'm very tight.
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Censorship & Filters; Please sign & reblog.
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Many of you may not know what David Cameron has been up to. Basically he is calling to filter all pornography from the internet in the UK. Now, you’ll be able to call up your ISP and ask them to let it through but there are many that will feel too shy, embarrassed or judged to do this. He is also placing an out right ban on certain kinds of pornography making possession a crime. David is using children as his argument here. Within the industry we applaud any law that will aid in the protection of children however the adult industry has nothing to do with children, we do all we can to keep children away from viewing our sites (ie: adult tags) and we rely on the parents to do the rest as you’d expect any decent parent to (fire walls, watching your children and education). We the adult industry also have nothing to do with sex crimes against children, it is an appalling fact of life that these things do happen but these crimes are committed by sick individuals or well organised crime syndicates who are certainly nothing to do with our world!
So, why is this a problem?
1. I would argue that as people we have the right to view porn if we so wish.
2. We have the right to make our own minds up about porn and anything else for that matter.
3. Filters imposed by countries are never just used as filters, they are often misused to benefit others.
4. The adult industry in the UK is fragile and people will lose money/jobs in an economy that is already struggling
5. Given that in countries that allow pornography and have relaxed laws regarding it cases of rape have fallen, it would be safe to argue that cases of rape will increase should you block it.
6. Define porn, it differs from person to person. To some it’s Bukkake and Gangbangs, to others it’s girls rubbing balloons with their feet… Where will the line be drawn and where will censorship eventually end?
7. Pornography already suffers heavily from pirates and a legal system unwilling to help those whom own the rights to content. By banning certain pornography and making it difficult to acquire any in the 1st place will cause a ‘boom’ in pirated material. We will find our selves back in a situation where DVD’s are being sold out the back of vans and in bars. Basically people like the producers and performers will suffer financially while even more illegal content is sold and distributed illegally.
8. This move by David is one that in the long term will be damaging to the countries economy and sexual health all in order to gain a few extra votes in order to hold his position as Prime Minister.
9. The new laws will criminalise people, the average person, people like you.
I could go on, I could go into far greater detail than I have above. Unlike David though I am not about to insult your intelligence, I know the vast majority of people are well informed and more than capable of making up their own mind based on the knowledge and common sense they have. So please have a think about what I’ve written, even do some research if you feel you need to but please do it before David filters how much you can do.
If you agree please sign the petition below and thank you for taking the time to read this: