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@requests
25 Dec 2011 6:43PM
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I'm trying to locate a video that I've seem to have lost in my collection. Its a webcam/dancing video with that is slightly out of ratio featuring a blonde girl with a somewhat flabby butt but her body is overall normal. She had a mullet type hair cut, sort of like a punk rocker chickish type thing going. The song that she was dancing to was a rap song, sounded like a hashed eddie murphy clips or something like that, not really sure on this part.

It was a pretty common video a while back, not really finding it anywhere now though :-/. Any help appreciated.

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From time to time I write about this because it makes me laugh.

I went to college with a set of twins, most people think identical, they were fraternal, brother and sister. He was sort of her inside guy and would admit which guys had what crush, turn one etc. She was his inside source providing female intel. All said including them the group was 10 of us. As a total joke... honestly a joke...  someone made a glory hole in one of the dorm closets. They had a spare door, so stupid college shit there it is.

The plan was we draw straws, female goes in the closet, male outside of it, definite handjob, more if you felt like it. No talking, no sound, 10 minutes each. To ease minds he told his sister we rigged it, so each person had their crush. And in truth we did rig it. Halloween prank, stupid college kid shit, paired them up so she'd give her brother a handjob. He had no clue, she had no clue, only a 3 of us knew (me, 1 other guy, 1 girl).

Perfect plan until after it happened. She told her friend it went from hand job to blowjob to fucking real quick. She hadn't planned on fucking, didn't have a wrap, and was disappointed because he didn't last long and blew it in her but she wasn't worried since she's on the pill. Once we realized what happened we swore not to talk about it ever again. I said my crush did way more and I didn't last. So did the other guy. This provided cover. We kept a close eye on both, didn't want that secret out and possible self harm.

But yeah played a prank and Murphy's Law it royally backfired and her own twin creampied her. Thank god she was on the pill! Taking that one to my grave!

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07 Jul 2016 3:40PM
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I'm looking for a video I saw a while back, hopefully someone can help me out. It's a homemade video, it starts with a guy filming two girls getting ready to go to a club or something, the one girl is blow drying her hair, and tells the other that her tag is hanging out. The video then cuts to one of the girls giving the cameraman a blowjob, talking about how if her husband knew she was doing this, he would "probably try to kick some ass". Other notable lines: "see the peeling on my nose, that's called too much fun in fucking Padre". Also while examining his dick, she thinks she sees bite marks.

Oh, and the Owen Wilson/Eddie Murphy movie "I Spy" is on in the background.

Any help would be fantastic!

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14 Jan 2012 5:29PM
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Eddie Murphy has showed us again in Tower Heist that he is the old-eminent back man in the world. No other Black Man could pull off a funny caper like this and hold his own against a cast of white actors. Eddie Murphy was so good at playing a Black Man that he wasn't the worst actor in the film, and he portray a devious black thief very well and was wholly realistic in terms of mannerisms and characterisation.

I would love to see Eddie Murphy expand his range some day and play a White Man. It'll be funny to see a White Man speak like Ediie Murphy. I suppose it'll be a bit like Robin William.

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22 Jan 2013 9:15AM
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looking for advice, we are looking for some pubs and other places to go flashing in the southside of glasgow. Should be relatively quiet and also have places to sit where bar staff cannot see. Prefer to be close to a train station too.
Anywhere from the city centre out will be fine.
Can contact me on murphy-pyt@hotmail.co.uk also.

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15 Dec 2011 5:38AM
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Revised Top 10 Greatest Black Men Of All Time:

1. Eddie Murphy
2. Will Smith
3. Malcom X
4. Desmond Tutu
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Kanye West
7. Michael Jackson
8. Gary Coleman
9. Cuba Gooding Jnr
10. Shaft

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I'm not usually into dudes but I would let Cillian Murphy do unspeakable things to me

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28 Aug 2012 11:01PM
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Anyone any dublin slut redhead Ciara Murphy

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