I confess:
You cocksucking, motherfucking Brits are the goddamned worst! You have not one redeeming quality. Not a single one. Well, except maybe Westminster Abbey, the architectural underpinnings of which you faggoty little fleas stole from the vastly superior French. Oh, and Michael Caine. But other than the French-inspired cathedral and Michael Caine, you filthy pieces of yellow, horse-toothed catshit offer absolutely nothing of value to the world. Oh wait, Isaac Newton. OK, you had Isaac Newton. But he was probably of French or German ancestry. And Chris Hitchens, but he couldn't get away from your dumpy, drizzly, cocksucking island fast enough, so you can't really claim him. Oh, and you have the Pippa chick. She's pretty hot but I bet she's a whore and has chronic pussy infections.
But you can have Boy George. And you can have that shittiest of all film franchises, James Bond. And you can keep that brain dead tool, Ozzy Osbourne.
You stupid, motherfucking cocksuckers! I can't wait for the French to nuke your shitstained island into rubble!
