Hidden Cam of a big ‘ol floppy cock dude taking a shower 

i confess even though i only date thin white girls i secretly LOVE big black tits.

last night I saw an ad on craigslist from a 18 year old 40GG girl posting for blowjobs for 50$

I emailed thinking it was a fake or a crack ho, got a reply offering to meet up in an hour, got ready.

was super nervous driving down there thought for sure id get busted by police but she walks out of her house with THE. BIGGEST. TITS. I. Have ever seen...

gets in the car doesnt even ask for money and lets me play with her tits, we climb in the back seat she lays down and i straddle over her placing my cock between those things

pour a little astroglide and have some fun for 15 minutes until i cum all over her tits and face.

she giggles and cleans up with a towel, i hand her 50 and shes out of the car. she says to email her we can do that as often as we like.

next thing i know im at home sleeping next to my girlfriend and her small tits.

probably wont do it again, needed to get it out of my system. money is better spent on some cyberskin tittyfuck toy or something right?

pic isnt her but thats about how big those things were. not floppy either they stood way out with no bra. heaven in my hands

Tied up milk cow being milked with no stopping to be milked all night in front of a webcam with strangers watching...wwyd?!?!...his tired floppy overly milked cock and swollen balls well get milked again and again 

When I was very young. I lived with my Grandparents. I slept in the same room as them, on a single bed, next to their bed. At 9 yrs old, I started getting erections and loved the way they felt. I'd rub my cock but never to the point I came, probably didn't know I could yet.
On late night I awoke with a hard on and had to pretend to sleep as my Grandmother was getting undressed next to me. I saw her floppy tits hung down after she took her bra off and I got very excited. I didn't realize the sheet cover had moved and my cock was exposed. I was hard also. She was putting on her nightgown and saw my cock. She finished getting dressed and then sat on the edge of the bed. After a moment, she rubbed my cock. God, it felt great. She then took it in her mouth. She had already took her false teeth out and I was getting a gum job. It didn't take long and I came in her mouth. She sucked me until I got soft then went to bed.
More to come.

My floppy cock in the work van

I confess that today I fucked my lunch, came in it, ate it all, and loved every second.

So last night, or more accurately very early this morning, I dreamt that I was sucking my own cock to completion, and I swear that I could feel the orgasm even.  The last bit is new, but I've had plenty of dreams where I am magically flexible enough to deepthroat my middling dick.  I was actually disappointed to wake up and find that it wasn't a wet dream, as it has been decades since that happened.

I went about my day as normal, and returned home for lunch.  I chose the leftover pancit, and began to reheat it in the microwave.  To pass the time I decided to Google whether other people had had similar dreams, and was rewarded with some interesting Reddit threads.  While reading I became pretty aroused, and had a weird thought while mixing the food:  the container is about dick deep and full of warm, soft, oily noodles that already sounds like a wet pussy when I mix them.  So I stripped, positioned the cuntainer between two couch cushions, and laid down on top of it.

The noodles were warm (hot, really), firm, and moist.  A little more loose than I prefer, rather like the floppy asshole of that old guy at the adult bookstore off the freeway.  The chunks of chicken kinda felt like the times I've fucked my wife's ass and there were hard turds brushing against the head of my cock.  It was one of the more interesting pussy simulators I've built and/or used.  I just took my time and and enjoyed the warmth and gentle stimulation. In and out, sometimes stirring the noodles around the tub.  After a few minutes the urge to cum grew pretty strong, and I picked up the pace of thrusting, building and building... Until I erupted, spewing hot cum deep into the hotter food!

I rested for a few moments, savoring the afterglow.  I dismounted, finding a large scoop of noodles resting atop my rigid member, and carefully brushed it back into my latest sexual conquest.  I stepped back to the kitchen and cleaned off my dick, returning to the couch with the fork, trying to decide whether this would be a (normal) time that post-nut clarity would keep me from eating my own jizz.  I looked around the translucent container, but couldn't really see any of the intruder I knew, logically, lurked within.  I mixed thoroughly, expecting to see some sign, but found none.  But I was running out of lunch hour, too.  I began to gobble down the pancit, detecting only small changes to the flavor.  Definitely could taste the the cum, but only really because I knew it was there and was looking for it.  And I loved it!  My dick remained hard the entire meal, and into the car ride back to work, as I reflected on my experiment.

Now, late at night, I am eyeing that last leftover container, and can feel that twitch in my cock.  Too bad my wife is in the next room.  Guess I wait for lunch tomorrow?

My wife is very attractive, and slightly submissive, she will suck my cock and lick my ass when ever I ask. However like most men I do enjoy a nice wank while looking at porn. The porn I like is of ugly ladies, skanks, whores, sluts. I prefer them to be skinny with either small breasts, deflated floppy ones, or really bad fake breasts. I don't know why I like watching these washed up sluts so much, maybe because they know that all they are good for is fucking and being used.

It is however not very easy porn to find, and then when you find a good one it is normally amateur and hard to find anything else with the same slut. Anyone got tips or recommendation for porn actresses who are ugly sluts?

Think I crooked/broke my dick from fapping online too much. I'm right handed but an ambi-fapper, but when surfing netpr0n it's easier to fap lefthanded and use my right to navigate. Which I've been doing a lot of for a couple years (I'm in the 35-45 demographic). Lately I've noticed my cock bends like 15-25 degrees left and like 10 degrees up, where it used to be pole straight. Seems like a perfect match for left hand fapping. Been up for 2 days on stims so kinda floppy right now or I'd post a pic. Anybody else ever have this happen? Did switching fap-hands make a difference or am I fucked? (Well, if I was getting as much fuck as I was 3 or 4 years ago, I wouldn't be online fapping so goddam much - but you know what I mean.)

I confess that I have been spying on my nieghbor and her boyfriend for the last three months. The live across the alley from me, less than 30 feet, and never close their blinds. She is a super sultry black haired vixen, with incredibly long legs, a size two waist and incredibly soft D cups. She works at a bier garden/restaurant not two blocks from where we live, and is an incredibly sweet southern darling, complete with that adorable southern draw. Her boyfriend is a scrawny hipster type with a giant floppy cock that seems to only last about 10 minutes a venture. I just got finished watching them fuck for the 3rd time, and would love to share some of the things I've seen with you. Also, any fellow peepers out there, I would love some advice!

There are alot of big floppy cocks at the gym lately mostly from older guys
I get hard from just looking at them even if mine is average at best
How do i get closer to them

I confess that I'm possibly one of the ugliest stereotypical niggers around, and I LOVE WHITE GIRLS! I can't help being such a nasty no good nigger who's helplessly attracted to white girls. I hate my own race, but I hate people of all other races too except for Middle Eastern and South Asian people and Native Americans. I'm such a dumb stupid nigger. I try and get with white girls but they all turn my ugly nigger ass down. I try and work hard at my job but all of my white coworkers still just think I'm a ugly useless nigger with no life and they don't want me working there.

I hate niggers. I hate myself. I want to cum inside a pregnant hairy white mom's pussy so bad, and lick her butt hole out real good, then fuck her and watch her floppy tits bounce with big dark areolas. MMMMMM. My ultimate white woman fantasy is a red headed freckled hot white mom with floppy tits with large dark areolas, pregnant, and a hairy fire crotch jumping on my cock, watching her tits flop up and down, and then watching her blow a small dog.

I'm such a piece of shit nigger aren't I? Are you angry yet white people? IM COMING FOR YOUR WIFE WHITEY!!!