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Enter the Clan Jiyapsi (pronounced "jee-up-suh-ee""), former Algerian nomads-cum-rags to riches story. The story focuses around two of the youngest Jiyapsis, Cekrallbe and Skrp-shrilla. Skrp-shrilla (prnounced "shup-allah") was adopted into the large Jiyapsi tribe, and is constantly harrassed for his unsightly left arm, which dangles from his shoulder uselessly; the reader assumes Skrp-shrilla's left arm, like a sticky piece of garbage that stays attached to your shoulder throughout one's life, should have been amputated when he was born. Instead his short, shribbled knub of an arm flails about with every step Skrp-shrilla takes, to the horror of passersby and filthy prostitutes whose favor Skrp-shrilla is always seeking, and whose shoes he is always stealing, providing comic occasional comic relief and certain torment for the prostitutes left to walk on bare feet sure to become gangrenous after having shunned Skrp-shrilla and his "moldy rope" of a left arm. Skrp-shrilla and his brother Cekrallbe, who, like his pet rodent Gnoshpen, the brawny sewer rat, is a worthy fencing partner who never knows when to stop yakking, is long on lugubrious self pity, yet inexplicably short on genuine altruism; readers are left pluming the seemingly bottomless pit that seems to comprise the living allowances of the dogged young Jiyapsi cousins, whose well-timed and kindly donations to the 700 Club's Thanksgiving Telethon Praiseathon provide a much needed relief (for those of us who vicariously delight in the fictional holiday charity givings of wealthy viewers of Pat Robertson's supremely important telethons).

I couldn’t believe how fucking hot my sister is. She’s absolutely stunning—long toned legs, smooth golden skin that glows, a tiny waist that curves out into the most perfect plump heart-shaped ass, and full perky tits that bounce teasingly with every move. Her face is pure sex: big sparkling eyes, soft pouty lips, and that sweet flirty smile she gives me that makes my cock twitch instantly. She knows she’s gorgeous, and the way she carries herself in those tiny outfits drives me wild with perverted thoughts.I waited until she stepped out of the shower and left the bathroom, then slipped inside like the depraved brother I am. The moment the door clicked shut, I spotted her old crusted thong crumpled on the wet tile floor, the crotch panel still molded perfectly into the shape of her juicy cunt. Thick, pearly-white creamy discharge had dried into glossy streaks and flaky patches, tracing every soft fold and puffy lip, with a deeper sticky spot right where her clit had rubbed all day. The fabric held the exact imprint of her pretty pussy like a filthy cast of her wetness.My cock was already throbbing hard. I snatched up the thong and shoved the crusted crotch straight into my face, burying my nose deep in the molded shape. I inhaled greedily, letting that warm, sweet, tangy scent of her wet cunt flood my lungs—rich feminine musk mixed with creamy girl-juice. “Fuck yes… smell your hot sister’s pretty pussy,” I groaned, dragging my tongue slowly across the dried crust, tasting the faint salty-sweet flavor while picturing her perfect body spread open for me.The scent was so intoxicating that I couldn’t stop there. I pulled my aching cock out and started stroking furiously while keeping the thong pressed to my face. It only took a minute before I was panting, balls tightening. I aimed the head of my dick right at her toothbrush sitting on the counter and blew a thick, heavy load all over the bristles—ropes of warm cum splattering and coating them completely, mixing with the leftover toothpaste. Some even dripped down the handle. I milked out every drop, making sure her toothbrush was thoroughly creamed with my load.Heart pounding with how fucked up this was, I quickly wiped the excess off my hand, stuffed the thong back onto the floor exactly where I found it, and slipped out of the bathroom, closing the door behind me. Her cunt stench was still thick and warm in my nose, clinging to my face like a dirty secret.The second I stepped into the hallway, I bumped straight into her.She was standing right there, fresh from the shower, drying her long wet hair with a towel. She wore nothing but a tiny pair of tight booty shorts that rode high on her smooth thighs and barely covered the bottom curve of her perfect ass. Her perky tits jiggled under a loose tank top, nipples faintly visible through the thin fabric. She looked so fucking sexy and casual.She smiled at me with that sweet, everyday sisterly smile, still rubbing the towel through her hair. “Hey bro,” she said in her normal, cheerful voice, exactly like she always talks to me. “You okay? You look a little flushed.”Her big sparkling eyes locked on mine while the heavy stench of her own crusted cunt was still burning deep in my nose, mixing with the memory of my cum on her toothbrush. I could still taste her dried pussy cream on my lips from licking the thong.“Yeah… I’m good,” I mumbled, trying not to stare at how those tiny booty shorts hugged her plump pussy mound.She tilted her head cutely, still smiling. “What’s for dinner tonight? I’m starving.” Her voice stayed so sweet and normal, completely unaware (or pretending to be) while my face reeked of her wet cunt and her toothbrush sat there covered in my fresh load mixed with her own dried discharge.Before I could answer, she gave me a little wave and headed back toward the bathroom. “I’ll be quick—I just need to brush my teeth before bed.”I froze in the hallway, cock still half-hard, as she disappeared inside and closed the door. A minute later I heard the faucet running, then the soft brushing sounds. She was brushing her teeth with my cum smeared all over the bristles, probably tasting the salty mix blended with whatever was left of her own crusted pussy juice from the thong I’d rubbed on it earlier. The thought made my stomach twist with perverted shame and lust.A few minutes later she came out, lips shiny, still in those tiny booty shorts and tank top. She walked right up to me, smiling brightly as she flipped her now-dry hair over her shoulder. “Goodnight, bro,” she said in that same sweet, casual voice, leaning in just a little so her perky tits brushed close. “Sleep well. See you in the morning.”

I am 45, divorced, and a friend of mine introduced me to a life style, I only started to enjoy.

He is my age, but he never got married, and he would always have these smoking hot, young women around him. My divorce came through almost three years ago, and getting back into the dating game was hard, women my age are all broken, and crazy, with serious baggage, I wasn't willing to carry, due to the bad experience from a failed marriage.

He suggested that I could meet a friend of his girl, if we go out on Saturday. I reluctantly agreed, but I had to mention, that I doubt I will have any luck with someone that young, to which he just smiled, and told me that he is not dating her, that he is just her sugar daddy.

Now, I am well off, financially, far from being filthy rich, but lets say that I will not have any financial problems till the end of my life. We had dinner on Friday, and he prepped me for this, to be honest, when I heard it, I had hard time believing him, but I had to try.

Man, it was so easy. We had a booth in a club, and she came along with her friend, lovely, tiny, beautiful brunette, in a very short, tight dress. My friend hinted to her, that I am generous, and it was really smooth that night. She just finished hs (Europe, so she is legal, 18, will be 19 in two months), and we had drinks, they danced, men were looking at us with envy in their eyes.

At the end of the evening, she went home with me, I didn't even have to ask, she asked me "where are we going now". I fucked her raw, on the dinning room table, I was so horny, I didn't have the patience to get her undressed, so I just got her dress up, and her panties down. She asked me not to cum in her, so I blew my load all over her dress. It was wonderful.

She had to rush that evening, since she still lives with her parents, but on Sunday, she texted me, if I wanted to meet her for coffee in this shopping center. I did, and I bought her a hand bag, and we agreed on seeing each other this weekend, in the city, again, with my friend and his girl.

My plan is, to fuck her in the ass. We will see how far I can go with her.

I CONFESS I HATE

- NIGGERS

- QUUUUEEEEEEEERRRRR HOMO FAGGOTS

- DSS (DEPT OF SOCIAL SERVICES)

- ASSHOLES

- FUCKTARDS

- NIGGERS

- LOSERS

- FILTHY RICH PPL

- SCUMBAGS

- NIGGERS

- NOT HAVING ENUFF $$$ IN MY POCKETS

- TRAILER TRASH

- PEOPLE WHO DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHERS

- FAGGOTS, QUEERS, HOMOS, QUUUUUEEEEERRRRRRR HOMO FAGGOTS

- NIGGERS

- COPS AND JUDGES AND THE GOD DAMN FUCKING SUPREME COURTS (FORMER COPS AND JUDGES AND THE LIKE...)

OH AND... NIGGERS!!!!!!

AND I ALSO HATE SEEING DICK PICS ON ML.COM

WHERE ARE THE PUSSIES AND TITTIES???????

I had great first date sex last night. Picked her up in a rich part of town we got several drinks and a bread and cheese style plate. She lives at home at literally told me she's going to call her mom to let her know she's going to go have sex and won't be home tonight. While walking around before sobering up she said she had to pee really badly and she stated she could just do it right there in there street halfway jokingly. I stated I'm a sick fuck and that would be hot as fuck if she did. She squat down in her high heels and lifted up her dress and pissed right near a wall and just covered the ground. I stated I wished I was throat fucking her right now and giggled like a filthy little slut slut. We make out more on a bench and she tells me she doesn't ware panties I slide my hand up her thigh and she pretends not to want it, and I say no ones here and she laughs agian and says ok. We make out hard and I finger her for just a few minutes and she says I want to go to your place now. We get in my car and as we are driving I start fingering her agian. We are pulling on to the freeway and she says you need to focus. I tell her don't worry. She's soaking wet and moaning in the passenger seat while I finger the fuck out of her. She says she wants to give me road head. I start to undo my pants and she says let me do it she takes my cock out and starts to suck it deep. I'm 7 inches and on the thicker side and she's deep throating me. She pulls up for a second and says my cock is perfect, her ass is in the air and I start fingering it while she sucks me as taller trucks drive by they proabebly can see what is happening. I slide my hand up to her head and force her to throat me. She pulls up after a few min of that and I let her breath and she says I puked but I swallowed it. I told her when she's in my bed I want her to let it out like a good fucking slut. She said yes daddy. We get back to my place and head upstairs. She takes of her heels and her black dress I throw her on the bed and choke her while I bite her then pull her head to the edge of the bed to fuck her mouth after that I pull her back up by her hair and spread her legs out while I lick her clit and finger her cunt I kiss her up to her lips and bite her hard then slide my cock in her tight wet pussy. I pound her and choke her and call her a filthy little slut and tell her in third person how much daddy loves fucking her little tight pussy. I pound her harder and slap her across the face and spit on her. After I make her cum I bend her over and she asks me to stick it in her ass. I tell her not yet and pound her cunt from behind then cum all over her face. After in done I'm still hard and I tell her now I you can have in your ass, I put her legs over her head and spit on her asshole and shoved my cock in while I choked, slap her in the face and spit on her and started to say daddy loves raping his dirty little girl. She was getting into it at started to act like she didn't like it while daddy raped her. As she moaned she called me a filthy fucker and a fucking bastard. After that I layed back and had her throat my cock till she puked up the red whine and the bread and cheese platter we had earlier. She literally puked at least 3 times if not 5. The best part of that was that she did what she was told when I told her to rub her whore face in it and clean daddy up. I spit on her while she rubbed her face all in the puke she licked my asshole. Afterwards we we took a shower and I pisssed on her she was really into it and finger fucked herself when I told her to. Afterwards we actually showered and some of her hair was coming out due to me pulling on it too hard before and chunks of the cheese and red whine and pesto were still in it. We cleaned up and fucked twice in the morning and I came down her throat.

Being fat: choice or not?

If you are a fat woman, you problably chose to be fat (for whatever reason). Sure there is a very small group of people who jave genuine medival issues, but nine times out of ten it is because of poor lifestyle choices and a general lazy attitude.

If you are fat (by choice or not), you can still be attractive. But you better have a pretty face and well proportioned boobs. No one likes big girls with small or average boobs. It would also help to be filthy rich, but most fat woman come from the lower uneducated ranks. 

Also, don't wear the same tablecloth as a dress zeven days in a row.And please be the fun kind of fattie. Most if not all fatties are either the warm and fun kind, or the bitter, angry kind.