If you haven't seen Archer, I highly recommend it, alos Pam rocks :P

My daughter's sunburnt titties. Daddy gonna apply some aloe when she gets home. 

i have a question and i want real advice nto a bunch of b s. im a married male and am alos in an open relationship. i have a female friend who i cant stop thinking aobut or wanting to be around, if she goes out with anyone else it hurts me what should i do

So finaly was able to see my sexy little neighbor in her panties the other night. Granted this p
pic sucks ill try to do better next time but she just turned 18 a month ago! I e been doing my damndest to get better pics but so far this is the best! When i can ill get a nice full body with head shot to help alo g with this thread.

Hola, pues nada vengo a deciros que ultimamente me masturbo con la ropa interior de mi madre y de mi hermana a veces tambien, me encanta el fuerte olor que desprende su ropa interior, me la coloco en la cara, empiezo a olerla y me masturbo y cuando finalizo a veces eyaculo sobre ella. De momento creo que ellas no sospechan nada, yo tengo 16 años y llebo haciendo esto desde hace unas semanas pero quería saber si esto es algo malo o sino que me aconsejarais que puedo hacer o si deberia decirselo. saludos

De hecho, debe ser difícil contar cuántos de tus amigos y parientes se masturban con la ropa interior de tu madre. Deberías decírselo abiertamente para que te la dé sin problemas como hace con ellos.

hola pues no soy experto ni nada ni psicologopero en mi opinion pues estas en una edad que se alborotan las hormonas como suelen decir pero pues en parte si lo veo mal por que pues son tu madre y tu hermana aunque pues ese tipo de cosas pasa estas caliente y tienes 2 mujeres en tu casa quiero pensar que lindas las dos es facil caer y pues es considerado malo ya que eso te puede convertir en un pervertido mucho peor creo que alo que haces se le llama fetichismo te entiendo la mayoria tenemos uno y pues te aconsejo que intentes controlarlo y desvies tu atencion a otra cosa ya si no vez que funciona pues si ya seria un gran problema y te aconsejo que se los digas para llevar ayuda profecional pero reitero es mi opinion si alguien piense diferente o x cosa ya es tu decision amigo saludos animo

I confess that I dont have a huge cock, I wish it was a little bigger, My wife is not a model but no fugly fat bird either - she is size 10 to 12 and I wish her boobs were a bit bigger.

We have sex once or twice a week and I get the occasional BJ, Generally I wank about 2 or 3 times a week on top of that.

Now, I might not have the most amazing confession, But at leats im telling the truth and If most of the motherless members also told the truth - they would say that they are worthless fuckups that cant talk to a girl in RL let aloe fuck one and would give anything to trade places with me.

What's the strangest/most uncommon thing you've used to masturbate with? Like you were desperate and found a lump of your cousins Play-Doh, a handy bed post, or the slimy plant in your mom's old flower bed.

I once used the good from an aloe plant, it felt azing but dried quickly, so I had to use like 3 of the fronds....

I confess that since I've been hanging around this site i have started to be attracted to my 22 year old daughter, having horny thoughts and sniffing her panties from the laundry. Tonight something happened to nearly put me over the edge. Earlier, my daughter spent the day at my niece's pool and got quite sunburned despite using sunblock. Before bed she asked me to rub aloe on it for her. The sunburn is on the back of her neck, her shoulders and her upper chest and plunges down her cleavage. Of course I said yes. Sitting next to her on the bed, I warmed the aloe in my hands and then started with her back and neck moving to her shoulders, gently rubbing it in. Then I moved to her front and did by her neck and top of her chest. I figured that would be it and that she would do the rest her self but instead she pulled her top down to just above her nipples. I loaded up on the aloe and moved on down, rubbing it liberally into the tops of her breasts and then down between them. I used more and then rubbed it into her breasts all the way down to the elastic on her top. The aloe getting hot from from the sunburn's heat made them wonderfully warm and slippery as my hands rubbed it it. Pushing my luck, (and me getting hard sitting just beside her in my underwear) I worked back down the center and worked a little into the undersides where there was obviously no sunburn. She looked at me me and said "Thank you Daddy, that feels so much better! I love you!" Then she gave her top a quick tug and pulled it back into place, gave me a quick kiss on the lips and said good night. I got up off the bed with my hard on stretching the fabric of my underwear only inches from her face. I turned away quickly so I wasn't too obvious, and adjusted myself when my back was turned to her, only then realizing I was in front of her full length mirror and that she had a clear view of me with my hand down my pants. I stammered "Goodnight Baby, I'm glad I could make you feel better," and left leaving her door open just a crack. I went into the bathroom which is right next to her door and also left that door open a little, grabbed a pair of her panties and started madly jerking off, not trying to be quiet at all. It didn't take long before I shot into them. I left them on the top of the pile and went into the hallway. I could see that her light was out through the still open doorway, but I could swear it was open just a little bit farther than I had left it. I immediately logged on to share this with you. I don't know where this may go next but I hope the sunburn doesn't go away too quickly.