Dude if you tell us where u live we'll come dispose of that pig carcass sitting across from you. She must be soooo fucking worthless. For a nominal fee we'll dispose of the fat pig and clean up all messes too. For a real man like yourself, the decision should be very easy. You clearly despise her and everything she is and ever was, right? I mean, you totally deserve to fuck anyone you want while she faithfully waits at home for you, doing her best to feed the family with your crappy little income. She definitely sounds like a cunt of immeasurably worthless proportions. You go man!! You're a fucking rock star bro! A real man all the way. I bet you are the best fucking role model your kids could ever dream of.
Anyway, let me know if you want us to come roll that fat fucking pig out of your house. You deserve so much better. She'll never deserve a man as fabulous as you no matter how many coupons she cuts.