I confess I was driveing to work the other day,and felt a big gas bubble trying to leave my body through my rectom. So I pushed ever so little. And low and beholde a tiny explotion expelled out my rectom. The feeling was warm,yet to warm. And wetness was confirmed between my cheeks. The smell from that area was growing.
Not to my likeing of course. I was allmost to work,and to my utter fear I relized that one can shart. And it was I who indeed Sharted. So I turned and went home to clean the wet slopy shit from my shorts. What a day that was. I feel better now. Thank you.
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04 Sep 2011 11:33PM
It is indeed a talented asshole who can wax poetic about a fart!!!
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05 Sep 2011 12:19AM
Maybe you need to do more kegel exercises ya think? Or stop putting large objects up or anus might help. I know its hard to stop but i have faith in you
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05 Sep 2011 12:51AM
Most likely very similar to the shart your mother had that turned out to be you.
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05 Sep 2011 1:22AM
Like Mcdonalds is going to miss one more employee that doesn't show up.
