I want to nominate my friends family. Him, His fat pig wife, and his retarded little fucker of a kid. I've never seen such a pile of unmolded clay as their shit asses. He looks like he crawled out from the shire, she looks like she was bred from a lizard and a hippo, and the kid looks like he was taffy pulled at the ears while being kicked in the head repeatedly by a parrot. The only thing more strange then their appearance, and smell, is the fact that I allow them to talk to me.
I'd post their picture on here but I know for a fact he goes on this site as well. Because we've talked about it before. But if he's reading this then he knows it, ha ha ahaha. Fuckers.